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I think, therefore I am. - Rene Descartes

A little axe can cut down a big tree. - Jamaican Saying

I am happy and content because I think I am. - Alain-René Lesage

I think God has a tremendous sense of humor. - Rainn Wilson

Enjoy yourself. It's later than you think. - Chinese Proverb

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

He's got that big house to maintain in San Clemency. - Archie Bunker

I think in terms of the day's resolutions, not the year's. - Henry Moore

I think the family was from Hungaria. (talking about Noah's Ark) - Archie Bunker

Space is almost infinite. As a matter of fact, we think it is infinite. - Dan Quayle

Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising. - Mark Twain

I don't like to think of all the misery but of the beauty that remains. - Anne Frank

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

The grave's a fine and private place,
But none, I think, do there embrace. - Andrew Marvell

I think it's the dumbest thing I've ever heard... in love with Adolph Hitler. - Donald Trump

Make the lie big, make it simple, keep saying it, and eventually they will believe it. - Adolf Hitler

Those people who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do. - Isaac Asimov

I will be posting telepathically today. So if you think of something funny, that was me. - joe-kster

I think the only way I could make something fun and big is if I don't expect it to be. - Markus Persson

The big question is whether you are going to be able to say a hearty yes to your adventure. - Joseph Campbell

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things. - Robert Brault

In order to be big, you have to think big. If you think small, you're going to be small. - Emeril Lagasse

Sometimes I think I am a genius. Then I realize I’ve already seen this episode of Jeopardy. - Unknown

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

I'm going to the Colonel next. I'm gonna get a big bucket of chicken chests and smashed potatoes. - Archie Bunker

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. - Albert Einstein

I don't get off on romantic parts. But I often think if I had had my dental work done early on, well, maybe. - Morgan Freeman

Even if you don't have time for a big workout, stretching in the morning and night really changes your body. - Erin Heatherton

Never gonna go a day without you
Fills me up just thinking about you
I'll never go a day without my mama - Boyz II Men

Never part without loving words to think of during your absence. It may be that you will not meet again in this life. - Jean Paul Richter

Only think of two things - the gun and the tape. When you hear the one, just run like hell until you break the other. - Sam Mussabini

It is wrong to think that the task of physics is to find out how Nature is. Physics concerns what we say about Nature. - Niels Bohr

We are shaped by our thoughts; we become what we think. When the mind is pure, joy follows like a shadow that never leaves. - Buddha

I don't like to write like God. It is only because you never do it, though, that the critics think you can't do it. - Ernest Hemingway

I think the only difference between me and the other candidates is that I'm more honest and my women are more beautiful. - Donald Trump

Everywhere I go I'm asked if I think the university stifles writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them. - Flannery O'Connor

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright

Rather than pushing children to think like adults, we might do better to remember that they are great learners and to try harder to be more like them. - Seymour Papert


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