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Never be too big to look up to someone. - Unknown

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

What's quiet is more powerful than you think. - Maxime Lagace

Big shots are only little shots who keep shooting. - Christopher Morley

Never use a big word when a little filthy one will do. - Johnny Carson

Don't be afraid to pray big prayers, we serve a big God. - Unknown

Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so. - Bertrand Russell

There is nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so. - William Shakespeare

I think about food literally all day every day. It's a thing. - Taylor Swift

It isn't what we say or think that defines us, but what we do. - Jane Austen

Image is what people think we are; integrity is what we really are. - John C Maxwell

People think I'm too patronizing. That means I talk down to people. - Unknown

The best ideas come as joe-ks. Make your thinking as funny as possibell. - Joe-kster

The Blues and jazz will live forever, so will the Delta and the Big Easy. - Jack Nicholson

Figuring out what the next big trend is tells us what we should focus on. - Mark Zuckerberg

Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing. - Ralph Richardson

I always thought the idea of education was to learn to think for yourself. - Robin Williams

What happens is fact, not truth. Truth is what we think about what happens. - Robert McKee

Two armies that fight each other is like one large army that commits suicide. - Henri Barbusse

I never came upon any of my discoveries through the process of rational thinking. - Albert Einstein

People think I have an interesting walk. Hell, I am just trying to hold my gut in. - Robert Mitchum

I think of myself as being Jewish and Irish, despite the fact that I'm English. - Daniel Radcliffe

I think it's the dumbest thing I've ever heard... in love with Adolph Hitler. - Donald Trump

You can't have a better tomorrow if you are thinking about yesterday all the time. - Charles F. Kettering

Quartet: 1. Four guys who think the other three sing off-key; 2. The sum of two pints. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You're braver than you believe, and stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think. - A A Milne

I think you could build a couple of humans with the amount of skin lost on the reef at Pipe. - Martin Potter

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. - Lewis Grizzard

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

I think I'm going to keep my Irish accent forever now in any movie I make, because chicks dig it. - Chris O'Dowd

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

I think I have a disease called spontaneous disclosure. I need to tell everyone my life story instantaneously. - Kelly Ripa

My big focus is China and OPEC and all of these countries that are just absolutely destroying the United States. - Donald Trump

I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something is wrong with me. - Elayne Boosler

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea. - Woody Allen

I think being a woman is like being Irish. Everyone says you're important and nice, but you take second place all the same. - Iris Murdoch

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

Motherhood is the biggest gamble in the world. It is the glorious life force. It's huge and scary - it's an act of infinite optimism. - Gilda Radner

The men who have done big things are those who were not afraid to attempt big things, who were not afraid to risk failure in order to gain success. - B.C. Forbes


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