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Dream big and dare to fail. - Norman Vaughan

The big talent is persistence. - Octavia E Butler

Everybody has to be a little lucky, I think. - Christopher Walken

VR and AR are going to be a really big deal. - Mark Zuckerberg

I don't think you can spend yourself rich. - George Humphrey

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

There is nothing so difficult to marry as a large nose. - Oscar Wilde

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

We all thought we'd have flying cars by now, but we don't. - Dana Brunetti

I'd like people to think of me as someone who cares about them. - Diana, Princess of Wales

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

Figuring out what the next big trend is tells us what we should focus on. - Mark Zuckerberg

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

I think it's the dumbest thing I've ever heard... in love with Adolph Hitler. - Donald Trump

I not only think we tamper with Mother Nature, I think that Mother Nature wants us to. - Willard Gatlin

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

I think you should take your job seriously, but not yourself. That is the best combination. - Judi Dench

You're braver than you believe, and stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think. - A A Milne

The world is more malleable than you think and it's waiting for you to hammer it into shape. - Bono

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

Make big pots of soups, stews and chilis, they stretch a buck, and you can live off them for days. - Rachael Ray

As long as you're having fun and still doing stuff, it doesn't matter what other people think. - Nick Carter

It isn't the big pleasures that count the most; it's making a great deal out of the little ones. - Jean Webster

When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight, otherwise known as political power. - Maggie Gallagher

I tend to play mostly villains and twisted people. Unsavory guys. I think it's my face, the way I look. - Christopher Walken

I was a huge bookworm as a kid, and you could usually find me reading something with a dragon on its cover. - Julie Kagawa

I don't think he's gonna come Edith. He just ain't got none of that, waddya call, family unconscious. - Archie Bunker

Fisherman: A sportsman, who sometimes catches a big fish by patience, sometimes by luck, but most often by the tale - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is a flower. God put it here. - Willie Nelson

I care about helping to address these problems of social cohesion and understanding what economic problems people think exist. - Mark Zuckerberg

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work. - George Carlin

Don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong. - Ella Fitzgerald

Success depends in a very large measure upon individual initiative and exertion, and cannot be achieved except by a dint of hard work. - Anna Pavlova

Few people think more than two or three times a year; I have made an international reputation for myself by thinking once or twice a week. - George Bernard Shaw

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt

When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child. - Sophia Loren

Have a bias towards action - let's see something happen now. You can break that big plan into small steps and take the first step right away. - Indira Gandhi

Your surfing can get better on every turn, on every wave you catch. Learn to read the ocean better. A big part of my success has been wave knowledge. - Kelly Slater


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