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A big book is a big bore. - Callimachus

No bed is big enough to hold three. - German Proverb

We accept the love we think we deserve. - Stephen Chbosky

My back hurts. I think I over-schlepped. - George Carlin

To die will be an awfully big adventure. - James M Barrie

What's quiet is more powerful than you think. - Maxime Lagace

Your life is a reflection of your thoughts. Think well. - Danielle Pierre

Of all noises, I think music is the least disagreeable. - Samuel Johnson

My bottom is so big it's got its own gravitational field. - Carol Vorderman

Repartee is something we think of twenty-four hours too late. - Mark Twain

Middle age - later than you think and sooner than you expect. - Earl Wilson

When you think about a walking tree, laughter is the response. - John Rhys-Davies

People think because I'm shaped this way, I'm scandalous. - Jennifer Lopez

The more I live, the more I think that humor is the saving sense. - Jacob Riis

Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune. - Kin Hubbard

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

She was starting to think that it might be fun to be in control of the universe. - Nicki Elson

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

There are some days when I think I'm going to die from an overdose of satisfaction. - Salvador Dali

Nurture your mind with great thoughts, for you will never go any higher than you think. - Benjamin Disraeli

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that. - George Carlin

Music is everybody's possession. It's only publishers who think that people own it. - John Lennon

HonkoSecond: The time between the light turning green and the sound from the car horn behind you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I go into every game thinking I'm going to be the hero. I have to, or I wouldn't enjoy it. - Derek Jeter

Don't you just hate it when you try to think of something other than golf... and you can't? - Mike Purkey

As long as you're having fun and still doing stuff, it doesn't matter what other people think. - Nick Carter

We must always think about things, and we must think about things as they are, and not as they are said to be. - George Bernard Shaw

I think it's my adventure, my trip, my journey, and I guess my attitude is, let the chips fall where they may. - Leonard Nimoy

Civilization advances by extending the number of important operations which we can perform without thinking of them. - Alfred Whitehead

The biggest thing is just routine. I think that's the biggest correlation between golfers and basketball players. - Stephen Curry

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind - the answer is twelve. I think I'm in the wrong building. - Charles Schulz

Laws are like spiders' webs which, if anything small falls into them they ensnare it, but large things break through and escape. - Solon

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

When I remember bygone days I think how evening follows morn;
So many I loved were not yet dead,
So many I love were not yet born. - Ogden Nash

Every job I do, I like to think it makes me better, or I learn things. It's all about how much something's going to stretch me or test me. - Daniel Radcliffe

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros

When customers complain, business owners and managers ought to get excited. The complaining customer represents a huge opportunity for more business. - Zig Ziglar

Car Pool: Complicated system of transportation where Mom always winds up going the furthest with the biggest bunch of kids who have had the most sugar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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