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Adversity makes men think of God. - Livy

Worry gives a small thing a big shadow. - Swedish Proverb

To die will be an awfully big adventure. - James M Barrie

Broom parking only; all others will be toad. - Unknown

Tabloids: Fast reading for the slow-thinking - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Big shots are only little shots who keep shooting. - Christopher Morley

The mind is everything. What you think you become. - Buddha

The big print giveth and the fine print taketh away. - Fulton J Sheen

Don't think your condition is good enough; KNOW IT! - Unknown

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of. - Jane Austen

Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm. - Malayan Proverb

Go big or go home. Because it's true. What do you have to lose? - Eliza Dushku

Do you think that suppository is gonna be safe from me there, Edith? - Archie Bunker

I have little hair because my brain is so big it pushes the hair out. - Silvio Berlusconi

What comes to mind when we think about God is the most important thing about us. - A.W. Tozer

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

Men show their characters in nothing more clearly than in what they think laughable. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I will be posting telepathically today. So if you think of something funny, that was me. - joe-kster

The cost of praising someone is nil - but every psychological study shows the payoff is huge. - Harvey Mackay

Sometimes I think it is my mission to bring faith to the faithless, and doubt to the faithful. - Paul Tillich

I think there were times when I was so afraid of losing you that I forgot I even had you at all. - Ashly Lorenzana

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

Character is higher than intellect. A great soul will be strong to live, as well as strong to think. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I think I'm going to keep my Irish accent forever now in any movie I make, because chicks dig it. - Chris O'Dowd

We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make the world. - Buddha

You know how they say we only use 10 percent of our brains? I think we only use 10 percent of our hearts. - Owen Wilson

I think Paul McGuinness and U2 created the Irish music industry. It certainly wasn't there before that. - Van Morrison

Kindness in words creates confidence. Kindness in thinking creates profoundness. Kindness in giving creates love. - Lao-Tzu

I have written a book. This will come as quite a shock to some. They didn't think I could read, much less write. - George W. Bush

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

Lawyers were notorious for finding cases in the most unlikely places, especially ones with huge potential damage awards. - Jodi Picoult

An intellectual snob is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture and not think of The Lone Ranger. - Dan Rather

What we think, or what we know, or what we believe is, in the end, of little consequence. The only consequence is what we do. - John Ruskin

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

Now I'm getting sad, just thinking about how it would feel to be parted from my sweet self. Lucky me: I will always have my own company. - Marie Rutkoski

I would rather be in the cycle where people are underestimating us. It gives us latitude to go out and make big bets that excite and amaze people. - Mark Zuckerberg


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