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How large an income is thrift. - Cicero

Adversity makes men think of God. - Livy

One can think of life after the fish is in the canoe. - Hawaii Proverb

Middle age - later than you think and sooner than you expect. - Earl Wilson

You can not lead a battle if you think you look silly on a horse. - Napoleon Bonaparte

I think remorse ought to stop biting the consciences that feed it. - Ogden Nash

I think in terms of the day's resolutions, not the year's. - Henry Moore

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

If you only keep adding little by little, it will soon become a big heap. - Hesiod

My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it. - Mark Twain

I was thinking about making a comeback, until I pulled a muscle vacuuming. - Johnny Bench

I always thought the idea of education was to learn to think for yourself. - Robin Williams

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

Writing is mentally stimulating; it's like a puzzle that makes you think all the time. - Stephanie Zimbalist

There's a big overlap with the people you meet at the fantasy and science fiction cons. - Fred Saberhagen

I think those neighborhood signs that say 'slow children playing' are so very mean. - Zach Galifianakis

We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip

If Hillary Clinton can't satisfy her husband what makes her think she can satisfy America. - Donald Trump

There's a reason some people think they can achieve anything. They listened to their mother. - Unknown

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

Make big pots of soups, stews and chilis, they stretch a buck, and you can live off them for days. - Rachael Ray

I saw a sign: "Rest Area 25 Miles". That's pretty big. Some people must be really tired. - Steven Wright

Too often, people get stuck in a state of over-thinking, the result is that they never reach a decision. - Steve Backley

If you don't get everything you want, think of the things that you don't get that you don't want. - Oscar Wilde

We must always think about things, and we must think about things as they are, and not as they are said to be. - George Bernard Shaw

Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem to be more afraid of life than death. - James F. Bymes

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. - Albert Einstein

Mankind likes to think in terms of extreme opposites - between which it recognizes no intermediate possibilities. - John Dewey

That's the kind of thing people always thinking. They always got to see some sort of scary thing in everything. - S.D. Crockett

One of my big regrets is that Facebook hasn't had a major chance to shape the mobile operating system ecosystem. - Mark Zuckerberg

Yes and No are very short words to say, but we should think for some length of time before saying them. - Unknown

One must have some sort of occupation nowadays. If I hadn't my debts I shouldn't have anything to think about. - Oscar Wilde

I had discovered a terrible vulnerability I myself which I think of not as cowardliness but as an ability to imagine too much. - William Kittredge

On the way out, she said, "I think you're supposed to wear white." And I said, "It's too late now." - Donald Trump

When you have lost hope, you have lost everything. And when you think all is lost, when al is dire and bleak, there is always hope. - Pittacus Lore

Dream big - dream very big. Word hard - work very hard. And after you've done all you can, you stand, wait, and fully surrender. - Oprah Winfrey

You’ve got to say, "I think that if I keep working at this and want it badly enough I can have it." It's called perseverance. - Lee Iacocca

Every job I do, I like to think it makes me better, or I learn things. It's all about how much something's going to stretch me or test me. - Daniel Radcliffe

Rather than pushing children to think like adults, we might do better to remember that they are great learners and to try harder to be more like them. - Seymour Papert


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