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Everybody has to be a little lucky, I think. - Christopher Walken

Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life. - Charles M. Schulz

I am the literary equivalent of a Big Mac and Fries. - Stephen King

The big print giveth and the fine print taketh away. - Fulton J Sheen

We are shaped by our thoughts. We become what we think. - Buddha

A good listener is usually thinking about something else. - Kin Hubbard

It's dogged as does it. It ain't thinking about it. - Anthony Trollope

Sooner or later, those who win are those who think they can. - Richard Bach

The more I live, the more I think that humor is the saving sense. - Jacob Riis

Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm. - Malayan Proverb

Careful thinking and hard work will solve nearly all your problems. - Ullery

I think the family was from Hungaria. (talking about Noah's Ark) - Archie Bunker

But I always think that the best way to know God is to love many things. - Vincent Van Gogh

I don't like to think of all the misery but of the beauty that remains. - Anne Frank

I think what you can’t see is always what you should be frightened of. - Marianne Wiggins

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Think in the morning. Act in the noon. Eat in the evening. Sleep in the night. - William Blake

A friend is a person with whom I may be sincere. Before him, I may think aloud. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I think it's the dumbest thing I've ever heard... in love with Adolph Hitler. - Donald Trump

People think that stories are shaped by people. In fact it's the other way around. - Terry Pratchett

Cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head. - Ambrose Bierce

Nothing in life is quite as important as you think it is while you're thinking about it. - Daniel Kahneman

Do I contradict myself? Very well, then I contradict myself; I am large, I contain multitudes. - Walt Whitman

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

Sometimes I think I am a genius. Then I realize I’ve already seen this episode of Jeopardy. - Unknown

Just think how happy you would be if you lost everything you have right now, and then got it back again. - Frances Rodman

I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic region covered with ice. - Robin Williams

The past haunts the present in more ways than we think. It certainly scares the living daylights out of me. - Cressida Cowell

One thing I carried my whole life, especially from my grandparents in Chicago, was a huge idealism for the world. - Abigail Washburn

Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's one thing to feel that you are on the right path, but it's another to think that yours is the only path. - Paulo Coelho

Read something no one else is reading, think something no one else is thinking and do something no one else is doing. - Bob McLaren

You think so logically... like a hawk soaring - I feel so chaotically... like a kite without a tail plummeting to earth. - John Geddes

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

We are shaped by our thoughts; we become what we think. When the mind is pure, joy follows like a shadow that never leaves. - Buddha

I don't like to write like God. It is only because you never do it, though, that the critics think you can't do it. - Ernest Hemingway

I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work. - George Carlin

Every essential oil has a healing purpose. I think it's a great gift because it's something that elevates your mood and your health. - Yolanda Hadid

I would rather be in the cycle where people are underestimating us. It gives us latitude to go out and make big bets that excite and amaze people. - Mark Zuckerberg


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