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They suceed because they think they can. - Virgil

Think big thoughts but relish small pleasures. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

One can think of life after the fish is in the canoe. - Hawaii Proverb

Silence is golden when you can't think of a good answer. - Muhammad Ali

Middle age - later than you think and sooner than you expect. - Earl Wilson

Positive thinking is empowering; positive action is achieving. - T P Chia

If you don't think every day is a good day, just try missing one. - Cavett Robert

Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city. - George Burns

Toss out the rules; don't think outside the box, throw the box away. - Nido Qubein

It is what we think we know already that often prevents us from learning. - Claude Bernard

If you think you can, you can. And if you think you can't, you're right. - Mary Kay Ash

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments. - Earl Wilson

Boredom is a learned behavior and a form of anxiety that stems from our thinking. - Unknown

Roses are red, Pizza sauce is too, I ordered a large, and None of it is for you. - Unknown

There are some days when I think I'm going to die from an overdose of satisfaction. - Salvador Dali

I care not what others think of what I do, but I care very much about what I think of what - Unknown

I feel a very unusual sensation - if it's not indigestion, I think it must be gratitude. - Benjamin Disraeli

A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices. - William James

I think 99 times and find nothing. I stop thinking, swim in silence, and the truth comes to me. - Albert Einstein

I look at what I have not and think myself unhappy; others look at what I have and think me happy. - Unknown

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

Refuse to criticize, condemn, or complain. Instead, think and talk only about the things you really want. - Brian Tracy

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

In my experience of large enterprises, I have found it is often a mistake to try to settle everything at once. - Winston Churchill

The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers. - Sydney Harris

I want to try doing sportier things, kite surfing and paddle surfing - I think it would give me that extra confidence. - Vanessa Hudgens

It is wrong to think that the task of physics is to find out how Nature is. Physics concerns what we say about Nature. - Niels Bohr

The Christian does not think God will love us because we are good, but that God will make us good because He loves us. - C S Lewis

It's so much easier to know who you are when there aren't a thousand people telling you who they think you are. - Miley Cyrus

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

Nobody can think straight who does not work. Idleness warps the mind. Thinking without constructive action becomes a disease. - Henry Ford

When I was younger I did karate and martial arts, and I think it's really cool for girls to have those kinds of abilities. - Rebel Wilson

I think Mick Jagger would be astounded and amazed if he realized that to many people he is not a sex symbol, but a mother image. - David Bowie

As we grow up we think we lose our friends. But the truth is that we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are. - Unknown

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

I love to think of nature as an unlimited broadcasting station, through which God speaks to us every hour, if we will only tune in. - George Washington Carver

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

I've seen so many young men over the years who think they're running at other young men. They are not. They are running at me. - Markus Zusak

When you're young, you think your Dad is Superman. Then you grow up, and you realize he's just a regular guy who wears a cape. - Dave Attell

In small towns as well as large, good people outnumber bad people by 100 to 1. In big towns the 100 are nervous. But in small towns, it's the one. - Paul Harvey


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