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A big book is a big bore. - Callimachus

If they think we got an edge, we got an edge. - Red Auerbach

The mind is everything. What you think you become. - Buddha

If you think you have it tough, read history books. - Bill Maher

We only think when we are confronted with a problem. - John Dewey

Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference. - Winston Churchill

I think there is a world market for maybe five computers. - Thomas Watson

I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it. - Jack Handey

The most courageous act is still to think for yourself. Aloud. - Coco Chanel

Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm. - Malayan Proverb

I'd like people to think of me as someone who cares about them. - Diana, Princess of Wales

What happens is fact, not truth. Truth is what we think about what happens. - Robert McKee

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

Never think that war, no matter how necessary, nor how justified, is not a crime. - Ernest Hemingway

The grave's a fine and private place,
But none, I think, do there embrace. - Andrew Marvell

To know what people really think, pay regard to what they do, rather than what they say. - Rene Descartes

If you think your teacher is tough, wait until you get a boss. He doesn't have tenure. - Bill Gates

Writing is mentally stimulating; it's like a puzzle that makes you think all the time. - Stephanie Zimbalist

If Hillary Clinton can't satisfy her husband what makes her think she can satisfy America. - Donald Trump

If God had intended for breasts to be seen, He wouldn't have created large woolen pullovers. - Tracey Ullman

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

Start a huge, foolish project like Noah. It makes absolutely no difference what people think of you. - Rumi

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

Live a good, honourable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time. - Unknown

You know how they say we only use 10 percent of our brains? I think we only use 10 percent of our hearts. - Owen Wilson

In a litigation-happy society, clear agreements often prevent small disagreements form becoming big ones. - Harvey Mackay

The man who can make others laugh secures more votes for a measure than the man who forces them to think. - Malcolm de Chazal

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

What sounds to you like a big load of trashy noise... is in fact... the brilliant music of a genius... myself. - Iggy Pop

Failure is instructive. People who really think learn quite as much from their failures as from their successes. - John Dewey

I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something is wrong with me. - Elayne Boosler

Yes and No are very short words to say, but we should think for some length of time before saying them. - Unknown

The longer we live the more we think and the higher the value we put on friendship and tenderness towards parents and friends. - Samuel Johnson

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

As we grow up we think we lose our friends. But the truth is that we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are. - Unknown

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

When you win the World Series, like we did with The Apprentice, you don't make too many changes. The big change is always the cast. - Donald Trump

I think that weddings have probably been crashed since the beginning of time. Cavemen crashed them. You go to meet girls. It makes sense. - Christopher Walken

When I remember bygone days I think how evening follows morn;
So many I loved were not yet dead,
So many I love were not yet born. - Ogden Nash

When any young student asks me, "Do you think I should be a dancer?" I always say, "If you have to ask, then the answer is no." - Martha Graham


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