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I've been big ever since I was little. - William Perry

No man is happy who does not think himself so. - Publilius Syrus

What luck for the rulers that men do not think. - Adolf Hitler

Trust yourself. You know more than you think you do. - Benjamin Spock

Big changes in our lives are more or less a second chance. - Harrison Ford

Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so. - Bertrand Russell

If I had two faces, do you think I'd be wearing this one? - Abraham Lincoln

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

Tension is who you think you should be. Relaxation is who you are. - Chinese Proverb

Do you think that suppository is gonna be safe from me there, Edith? - Archie Bunker

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith

A friend is a person with whom I may be sincere. Before him, I may think aloud. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Those people who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do. - Isaac Asimov

Forgive me my nonsense as I also forgive the nonsense of those who think they talk sense. - Robert Frost

I often sit back and think, I wish I'd done that and find out later that I already have. - Richard Harris

I think you could build a couple of humans with the amount of skin lost on the reef at Pipe. - Martin Potter

Do I contradict myself? Very well, then I contradict myself; I am large, I contain multitudes. - Walt Whitman

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

Happiness doesn't depend upon who you are or what you have; it depends solely on what you think. - Dale Carnegie

The best rule of thumb for character is to remember that if you can't be big, don't belittle. - Unknown

I think the shocking thing to discover is the owls are not stupid and very feral, very hard to train. - Robbie Coltrane

I have far too many skeletons in my closet to think about any sort of serious mention of public office. - David Cone

The past haunts the present in more ways than we think. It certainly scares the living daylights out of me. - Cressida Cowell

I don't get off on romantic parts. But I often think if I had had my dental work done early on, well, maybe. - Morgan Freeman

One thing I carried my whole life, especially from my grandparents in Chicago, was a huge idealism for the world. - Abigail Washburn

I like staying in hotels. I like their tiny soap. I like to pretend it's regular-sized and my muscles are huge. - Jerry Seinfeld

The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers. - Sydney Harris

You think so logically... like a hawk soaring - I feel so chaotically... like a kite without a tail plummeting to earth. - John Geddes

What we think, or what we know, or what we believe is, in the end, of little consequence. The only consequence is what we do. - John Ruskin

What the insurance companies have done is to reverse the business so that the public at large insures the insurance companies. - Gerry Spence

On the way out, she said, "I think you're supposed to wear white." And I said, "It's too late now." - Donald Trump

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

No matter how good or bad you think life is, wake up each day and be thankful for life. Someone somewhere else is fighting to survive. - Unknown

I think that weddings have probably been crashed since the beginning of time. Cavemen crashed them. You go to meet girls. It makes sense. - Christopher Walken

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

All right. I'm corny. But I think there's just about a hundred and forty million people in this country that are just as corny as I am. - Walt Disney

It isn't what you have, or who you are, or where you are, or what you are doing that makes you happy or unhappy. It is what you think about. - Dale Carnegie

I become apprehensive when I observe people in large groups because they are often controlled by their emotions - and from there, emerge as mobs. - W. Andrew Welker

Our ancestors believed in magic, prayers, trickery, browbeating and bullying. I think it would be fair to sum that up as 'Irish politics'. - Flann O'Brien

I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. - Melissa McCarthy


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