Thirsty Snake
Deady Australian Beer Viper
How hot was it in Texas today?
QuotaBillsBeer speaks. People mumble. - Tony McGee
All sunshine makes a desert. - Arabic Proverb
Fame is the thirst of youth. - Lord Byron
Payday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling
Even snakes are afraid of snakes. - Steven Wright
Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown
You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker
Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson
Use your enemy's hand to catch a snake. - Persian Proverb
Thirst was made for water; inquiry for truth. - C S Lewis
Draft Dodger: Someone who avoids beer on tap. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Beer: The method of turning grain into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Without music, life is a journey through a desert. - Pat Conroy
It's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut. - Robin Williams
Bladder: The human apparatus that pays the tax on beer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
He who has satisfied his thirst turns his back on the well. - Baltasar Gracian
What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith
I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller. - George Bernard Shaw
A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I
Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II
What makes the desert beautiful is that somewhere it hides a well. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery
I am the vessel. The draft is God's. And God is the thirsty one. - Dag Hammarskjold
If Adam and Eve were alive today, they would probably sue the snake. - Bern Williams
I only take a drink on two occasions - when I'm thirsty and when I'm not. - Brendan Behan
The ocean, the desert, and the jungle are the last strongholds and resorts of peace. - P C Wren
Kidney: 1. Midpoint of a child's leg; 2. An organ used to convert beer into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx
I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. - WC Fields
Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci
Never desert your own line of talent. Be what nature intended you for, and you will succeed. - Sydney Smith
If we build in the desert, let the house know the desert and the desert be proud of the house. - Frank Lloyd Wright
They don't make pizza or beer out of celery. And that is all you need to know about celery. - Bill Murray
An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown
Thursday: 1. What you get when crossing the desert; 2. How you feel crossing the desert on a hot day. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
God trained Moses in a palace to use him in a desert. He trained Joseph in a desert to use him in a palace. - Ravi Zacharias
If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there'd be a shortage of sand. - Milton Friedman
Isn't it a very curious thing that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland an' the English brought in the fleas. - Frank McCourt
Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry
NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown