Thirsty Snake

Beer speaks. People mumble. - Tony McGee

All sunshine makes a desert. - Arabic Proverb

Fame is the thirst of youth. - Lord Byron

I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson

Use your enemy's hand to catch a snake. - Persian Proverb

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson

Without music, life is a journey through a desert. - Pat Conroy

The desert shall rejoice, and blossom as the rose. - Isaiah 35:1

It's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut. - Robin Williams

Bladder: The human apparatus that pays the tax on beer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Everyone has feelings, except for snakes and principals. - Donna Maria G

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin

What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Wilhelm II

I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller. - George Bernard Shaw

A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

I am the vessel. The draft is God's. And God is the thirsty one. - Dag Hammarskjold

If Adam and Eve were alive today, they would probably sue the snake. - Bern Williams

When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length. - African Saying

If you see a snake, just kill it - don't appoint a committee on snakes. - H. Ross Perot

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

I only take a drink on two occasions - when I'm thirsty and when I'm not. - Brendan Behan

The ocean, the desert, and the jungle are the last strongholds and resorts of peace. - P C Wren

Kidney: 1. Midpoint of a child's leg; 2. An organ used to convert beer into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Tavern: 1. Thirst come, thirst served; 2. A place where madness is sold by the bottle. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. - WC Fields

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

Thursday: 1. What you get when crossing the desert; 2. How you feel crossing the desert on a hot day. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

God trained Moses in a palace to use him in a desert. He trained Joseph in a desert to use him in a palace. - Ravi Zacharias

Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring... 'How to Build a Boat.' - Steven Wright

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

Isn't it a very curious thing that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland an' the English brought in the fleas. - Frank McCourt

Moses took us Israelis forty years through the desert in order to bring us to the one spot in the Middle East that has no oil. - Golda Meir

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com