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THIRTEEN

TWELVE PLUS ONE = ELEVEN PLUS TWO

THIRTEEN thanks to Mel Hardman

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Life is holy puzzle. - Lailah G. Akita

Creativity takes courage. - Henri Matisse

I am ill at these numbers. - William Shakespeare

It's puzzling work, talking is. - George Eliot

Just play. Have fun. Enjoy the game. - Michael Jordan

I try to figure out the marketing puzzle. - Nelson Peltz

Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. - Ted Turner

The worst enemy to creativity is self-doubt. - Sylvia Plath

The sun is the primary puzzle in the universe. - Eugene Parker

A hunch is creativity trying to tell you something. - Frank Capra

Controversy is part of the nature of art and creativity. - Yoko Ono

The world's a puzzle; no need to make sense out of it. - Socrates

Ten Ants: The number of insects required to make a landlord - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The solution often turns out more beautiful than the puzzle. - Richard Dawkins

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. - Albert Einstein

The world is the puzzle, itself; but it is always in principle. - Dada Bhagwan

Vaseball: A game of catch played by children in the living room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A good coach can change a game. A great coach can change a life. - John Wooden

Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone? - James Thurber

Colors must fit together as pieces in a puzzle or cogs in a wheel. - Hans Hofmann

Golf is a game in which you yell fore, shoot six, and write down five. - Paul Harvey

suJoku.com - suDoku by Joe Defries, 3-time Guinness World Record Holder - Joe Defries

This could be a repeat of what will happen in the European games next week. - David Coleman

Baseball is a skilled game. It's America's game - it, and high taxes. - Will Rogers

When you work with somebody, either the puzzle piece fits, or it doesn't. - Gary Goetzman

No one ever says, "It's only a game" when their team is winning. - George Carlin

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

Zero: The number of times you’ve gotten to eat most of the pizza you ordered - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. - Erma Bombeck

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. - Scott Adams

In one equation you can solve all the puzzles of life. It is the equation of giving. - Amit Ray

Sometimes the hardest pieces of a puzzle to assemble, are the ones missing from the box. - Dixie Waters

Children's games are hardly games. Children are never more serious than when they play. - Michel de Montaigne

The game is played not to protect the rules; rather, the rules are made to protect the game. - Ravi Zacharias

I have a tip that can take five strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser. - Arnold Palmer

I have an unbelievable assistant who handles all of my scheduling. It's like a Tetris game. - Neil P. Harris

My life would be very puzzling to most people if they had to follow me around for a day or two. - Brad Paisley

I go into every game thinking I'm going to be the hero. I have to, or I wouldn't enjoy it. - Derek Jeter

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away. - Maya Angelou

I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. When you finish it, it says 'go outside'. - Demetri Martin

Creativity is not intelligence, it is the ability to do what you did not know through the use of what you know. - Michael B. Johnson

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. - Donald Trump

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will. - Jawaharlal Nehru

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die. - Bill Watterson

My number one choice is Guinness. My number two choice would be Guinness. My number three choice would have to be Guinness. - Peter O'Toole

In every jigsaw puzzle, there is one key piece, and the only tough job is to identify that key piece from the mess out there. - Sapan Saxena

The game of life is the game of boomerangs. Our thoughts, deeds and words return to us sooner or later, with astounding accuracy. - Florence Shinn

Conundrum: A fun word to repeat over and over again when no one's listening; actual meaning is as puzzling as the need to chant the word. - Richelle E. Goodrich

Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don't know what to do with them, you've got troubles. - Chi Chi Rodriguez

How much replay do we want? Because if you start doing it from the first inning to the ninth inning, you may have to time the game with a calendar. - Joe Torre


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