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THIRTEEN

TWELVE PLUS ONE = ELEVEN PLUS TWO

THIRTEEN thanks to Mel Hardman

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Life is holy puzzle. - Lailah G. Akita

I am ill at these numbers. - William Shakespeare

Just play. Have fun. Enjoy the game. - Michael Jordan

Life's a game but Bridge is serious. - Unknown

Walk The Plank: A pirate's board game - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Creativity is a drug I cannot live without. - Cecil B. DeMille

Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. - Ted Turner

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

The markets are the world's greatest Rubik's cube. - Rick Santelli

No member needs so great a number of muscles as the tongue. - Leonardo Da Vinci

Ten Ants: The number of insects required to make a landlord - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. - Albert Einstein

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out. - Rodney Dangerfield

A good coach can change a game. A great coach can change a life. - John Wooden

Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone? - James Thurber

Colors must fit together as pieces in a puzzle or cogs in a wheel. - Hans Hofmann

You can't use up creativity. The more you use, the more you have. - Maya Angelou

I became involved in photography when I was about thirteen years old. - Leonard Nimoy

I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly. - Steven Wright

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

I don't use simple words. I make games and puzzles with my songs. - Lisa Loeb

An optimist is a man who starts a crossword puzzle with a fountain pen. - Unknown

Thirteen at a table is unlucky only when the hostess has only twelve chops. - Groucho Marx

Every day I beat my previous record for number of days I've stayed alive. - George Carlin

You don't play against opponents, you play against the game of basketball. - Bobby Knight

Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman

In one equation you can solve all the puzzles of life. It is the equation of giving. - Amit Ray

My favorite puzzle is trying to work out the parts myself, after all it is a solo effort. - Adrian Belew

Children's games are hardly games. Children are never more serious than when they play. - Michel de Montaigne

Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living. - Jean Kerr

When they start the game, they don't yell, 'Work ball.' They say, 'Play ball.' - Willie Stargell

I think the thing you always got to keep in mind, you know, hockey is a game of one-on-one battles. - Mark Messier

Number theorists are like lotus-eaters – having once tasted of this food they can never give it up. - Leopold Kronecker

Age is just a number. It's totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine. - Joan Collins

When you've got 10,000 people trying to do the same thing, why would you want to be number 10,0001? - Mark Cuban

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

Perseverance alone does not assure success. No amount of stalking will lead to game in a field that has none. - I Ching

The game of golf would lose a great deal if croquet mallets and billiard cues were allowed on the putting green. - Ernest Hemingway

A good puzzle, it's a fair thing. Nobody is lying. It's very clear, and the problem depends just on you. - Erno Rubik

I love solving puzzles, I love finding my way around obstacles, and I love learning new things about technology. - Kevin Mitnick

Families are like puzzles. They fit together in a certain way, and if one piece is missing, it throws everything off. - Richard Schiff

Success is a journey not a destination. The doing is usually more important than the outcome. Not everyone can be Number 1. - Arthur Ashe

The truth knocks on the door and you say, "Go away, I'm looking for the truth," and so it goes away. Puzzling. - Robert M Pirsig

Vulnerability is not weakness. And that myth is profoundly dangerous. Vulnerability is the birthplace of innovation, creativity, and change. - Brene Brown

Conundrum: A fun word to repeat over and over again when no one's listening; actual meaning is as puzzling as the need to chant the word. - Richelle E. Goodrich

I think of each movie as a puzzle. The fun is in solving the puzzle: finding a musical identity for the picture, however that can be summed up. - Marco Beltrami

The monkeys solved the puzzle simply because they found it gratifying to solve puzzles. They enjoyed it. The joy of the task was its own reward. - Daniel H. Pink

Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don't know what to do with them, you've got troubles. - Chi Chi Rodriguez

Approach racing like a game of billiards. If you bash the ball too hard, you get nowhere. As you handle the cue properly, you drive with more finesse. - Juan M Fangio


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