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THIRTEEN

TWELVE PLUS ONE = ELEVEN PLUS TWO

THIRTEEN thanks to Mel Hardman

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I am ill at these numbers. - William Shakespeare

Life is more fun if you play games. - Roald Dahl

Creativity is a drug I cannot live without. - Cecil B. DeMille

Once I get on a puzzle, I can't get off. - Richard P. Feynman

A hunch is creativity trying to tell you something. - Frank Capra

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

Controversy is part of the nature of art and creativity. - Yoko Ono

Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer

The markets are the world's greatest Rubik's cube. - Rick Santelli

Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles. - Maya Lin

Usually the team that scores the most points wins the game. - John Madden

Football is a game designed to keep coal miners off the streets. - Jimmy Breslin

Golf is a game where the ball lies poorly, and the players well. - Unknown

It's not so important who starts the game but who finishes it. - John Wooden

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

You can't use up creativity. The more you use, the more you have. - Maya Angelou

It's a game that will ultimately be decided by the final outcome. - Martin Tyler

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It was a puzzling thing as to why they packed up in towns the way they did. - Paulette Jiles

Baseball is a skilled game. It's America's game - it, and high taxes. - Will Rogers

Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman

Zero: The number of times you’ve gotten to eat most of the pizza you ordered - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I still have my teeth. I don't want to lose them at age 61 in some hockey game. - Jim Flaherty

Ticket Scalper: A man who enables you to see one football game for the price of five - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Numbers have neither substance, nor meaning, nor qualities. They are nothing but marks. - Hermann Weyl

Sometimes the hardest pieces of a puzzle to assemble, are the ones missing from the box. - Dixie Waters

Architecture is the learned game, correct and magnificent, of forms assembled in the light. - Le Corbusier

Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives. - George Burns

When you have a number of disagreeable duties to perform, always do the most disagreeable first. - Josiah Quincy

I go into every game thinking I'm going to be the hero. I have to, or I wouldn't enjoy it. - Derek Jeter

Number theorists are like lotus-eaters – having once tasted of this food they can never give it up. - Leopold Kronecker

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

Age is just a number. It's totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine. - Joan Collins

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

The number of times I succeed is in direct proportion to the number of times I can fail and keep on trying. - Tom Hopkins

Indians are so dedicated to being so cheap for so long, that Indian people actually created the number zero. - Russell Peters

If you believe you have a foolproof system you have failed to take into consideration the creativity of fools. - Frank W. Abagnale

If you must play, decide on three things at the start: the rules of the game, the stakes, and the quitting time. - Chinese Proverb

Civilization advances by extending the number of important operations which we can perform without thinking of them. - Alfred Whitehead

Making the simple complicated is commonplace; making the complicated simple, awesomely simple, that's creativity. - Charles Mingus

In every jigsaw puzzle, there is one key piece, and the only tough job is to identify that key piece from the mess out there. - Sapan Saxena

We are all important parts of a much larger system, pieces of the universe's puzzle that would not be complete without us. - Russell E. Dobda

If you make every game a life-and-death proposition, you're going to have problems. For one thing, you'll be dead a lot. - Dean Smith

The game of life is the game of boomerangs. Our thoughts, deeds and words return to us sooner or later, with astounding accuracy. - Florence Shinn

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill designed for the purpose. - Winston Churchill

Never play with the feelings of others, because you may win the game, but the risk is that you will surely lose the person for life time. - William Shakespeare

The family should be a place where each new human being can have an early atmosphere conducive to the development of constructive creativity. - Edith Schaeffer

Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer

Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don't know what to do with them, you've got troubles. - Chi Chi Rodriguez

Approach racing like a game of billiards. If you bash the ball too hard, you get nowhere. As you handle the cue properly, you drive with more finesse. - Juan M Fangio


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