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This Is My Road thanks to Barry Leinbach

This Is My Road thanks to Barry Leinbach

This Is My Road thanks to Barry Leinbach

This Is My Road thanks to Barry Leinbach

This Is My Road thanks to Barry Leinbach

This Is My Road thanks to Barry Leinbach

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There is no royal road to geometry. - Euclid

Done the elephants, done the poverty. - Phil Tufnell

I hope your only rocky road is chocolate. - Amanda Mosher

When you come to a fork in the road, take it. - Yogi Berra

The road to Easy Street goes through the sewer. - John Madden

The road to success is always under construction. - Lily Tomlin

The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom. - William Blake

Elephino: Cross between an Elephant and a Rhinoceros - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You often meet your fate on the road you take to avoid it. - French Proverb

The road to the City of Emeralds is paved with yellow brick. - L. Frank Baum

He who walks in the middle of the road gets hit from both sides. - George P. Schultz

A person often meets his destiny on the road he took to avoid it. - Jean de La Fontaine

One road leads home and a thousand roads lead into the wilderness. - C S Lewis

The road to freedom must be uphill, even if it is arduous and frustrating. - Andrew Goodman

If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there. - Lewis Carroll

Before you eat the elephant, make sure you know what parts you want to eat. - Todd Stocker

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one. - Dolly Parton

I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how I got there. - Steven Wright

I have a memory like an elephant. I remember every elephant I've ever met. - Herb Caen

God made the world round so we would never be able to see too far down the road. - Unknown

An opening statement is like a guide or a road map. It's a very delicate thing. - Johnnie Cochran

Women are like elephants to me: nice to look at, but I wouldn't want to own one. - WC Fields

We're all pilgrims on the same journey, but some pilgrims have better road maps. - Nelson DeMille

You can always tell when you are on the road to success; it's uphill all the way. - Paul Harvey

I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary

Good friends are like shock absorbers. They help you take the lumps and bumps on the road of life. - Frank Tyger

Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by traffic from both sides. - Margaret Thatcher

When you have an elephant by the hind legs and he is trying to run away, it's best to let him run. - Abraham Lincoln

Put least trust in him who is foremost to praise you,
Nor judge of a road till it draw to the end. - John B O'Reilly

Failures, repeated failures, are finger posts on the road to achievement. One fails forward toward success. - C S Lewis

You describe the elephant by its size, but the mosquito by its impact. Even the smallest thing has an impact. - Celia Apeagyei-Collins

All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk. - Ayn Rand

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road. - Henry Ward Beecher

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley

To find what you seek in the road of life, the best proverb of all is that which says: "Leave no stone unturned." - Edward Bulwer Lytton

To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. - Buddha

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse

Our minds are as different as our faces: we are all traveling to one destination; happiness; but few are going by the same road. - Charles Caleb Colton

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly

Indeed the safest road to Hell is the gradual one - the gentle slope, soft underfoot, without sudden turnings, without milestones, without signposts. - C S Lewis


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