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This Is My Road

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This Is My Road thanks to Barry Leinbach

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This Is My Road thanks to Barry Leinbach

This Is My Road thanks to Barry Leinbach

This Is My Road thanks to Barry Leinbach

This Is My Road thanks to Barry Leinbach

This Is My Road thanks to Barry Leinbach

This Is My Road thanks to Barry Leinbach

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I hope your only rocky road is chocolate. - Amanda Mosher

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

The best road to progress is freedom's road. - John F Kennedy

The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom. - William Blake

The road was new to me, as roads always are going back. - Sarah O Jewett

Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens. - JRR Tolkien

It is a rough road that leads to the heights of greatness. - Seneca

When two elephants fight it is the grass that gets trampled. - African Proverb

What is the use of running when we are not on the right road? - German Proverb

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn't cook it! - Gordon Ramsay

Wisdom is knowing which road is the right one; integrity is taking it. - Unknown

The road to freedom must be uphill, even if it is arduous and frustrating. - Andrew Goodman

Before you eat the elephant, make sure you know what parts you want to eat. - Todd Stocker

Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" - Steven Wright

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one. - Dolly Parton

I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how I got there. - Steven Wright

I have a memory like an elephant. I remember every elephant I've ever met. - Herb Caen

God made the world round so we would never be able to see too far down the road. - Unknown

An opening statement is like a guide or a road map. It's a very delicate thing. - Johnnie Cochran

Women are like elephants to me: nice to look at, but I wouldn't want to own one. - WC Fields

We're all pilgrims on the same journey, but some pilgrims have better road maps. - Nelson DeMille

My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. - Steven Wright

All you need is the plan, the road map, and the courage to press on to your destination. - Earl Nightingale

Your goals are the road maps that guide you and show you what is possible for your life. - Les Brown

Beneath this slab
John Brown is stowed;
He watched the ads
And not the road. - Ogden Nash

I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary

One morning I shot an elephant in my pyjamas.
How he got into my pyjamas I'll never know. - Groucho Marx

Good friends are like shock absorbers. They help you take the lumps and bumps on the road of life. - Frank Tyger

He who would arrive at the appointed end must follow a single road and not wander through many ways. - Seneca

When you have an elephant by the hind legs and he is trying to run away, it's best to let him run. - Abraham Lincoln

His wallet is more capacious than an elephant's scrotum and just as difficult to get your hands on. - Blackadder

Failures, repeated failures, are finger posts on the road to achievement. One fails forward toward success. - C S Lewis

Once a new technology rolls over you, if you're not part of the steamroller, you're part of the road. - Stewart Brand

All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk. - Ayn Rand

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

Happiness is to be found along the way, not at the end of the road, for then the journey is over and it is too late. - Robert R. Updegraff

To find what you seek in the road of life, the best proverb of all is that which says: "Leave no stone unturned." - Edward Bulwer Lytton

To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. - Buddha

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly


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