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This Is My Road

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This Is My Road thanks to Barry Leinbach

This Is My Road thanks to Barry Leinbach

This Is My Road thanks to Barry Leinbach

This Is My Road thanks to Barry Leinbach

This Is My Road thanks to Barry Leinbach

This Is My Road thanks to Barry Leinbach

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Women and elephants never forget. - Dorothy Parker

I hope your only rocky road is chocolate. - Amanda Mosher

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

The road to Easy Street goes through the sewer. - John Madden

The elephant does not limp when walking on thorns. - African Proverb

Anything related to elephants is irrelephant. - Unknown

Skepticism is the first step on the road to philosophy. - Denis Diderot

The road is hard, and you have to get accustomed to it. - Miranda Lambert

The road was new to me, as roads always are going back. - Sarah O Jewett

Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens. - JRR Tolkien

It is a rough road that leads to the heights of greatness. - Seneca

When two elephants fight it is the grass that gets trampled. - African Proverb

No matter how far you have gone on the wrong road, turn back. - Turkish Proverb

He who walks in the middle of the road gets hit from both sides. - George P. Schultz

A person often meets his destiny on the road he took to avoid it. - Jean de La Fontaine

Wisdom is knowing which road is the right one; integrity is taking it. - Unknown

I've never had a clear road map. When things come along, I benefit. - Greg Kinnear

Before you eat the elephant, make sure you know what parts you want to eat. - Todd Stocker

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one. - Dolly Parton

I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how I got there. - Steven Wright

I have a memory like an elephant. I remember every elephant I've ever met. - Herb Caen

We're all pilgrims on the same journey, but some pilgrims have better road maps. - Nelson DeMille

You can always tell when you are on the road to success; it's uphill all the way. - Paul Harvey

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

The middle of the road is where the white line is - and that's the worst place to drive. - Robert Frost

I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary

One morning I shot an elephant in my pyjamas.
How he got into my pyjamas I'll never know. - Groucho Marx

He who would arrive at the appointed end must follow a single road and not wander through many ways. - Seneca

There are two mistakes one can make along the road to truth - not going all the way, and not starting. - Buddha

When you have an elephant by the hind legs and he is trying to run away, it's best to let him run. - Abraham Lincoln

His wallet is more capacious than an elephant's scrotum and just as difficult to get your hands on. - Blackadder

Failures, repeated failures, are finger posts on the road to achievement. One fails forward toward success. - C S Lewis

"Officer, I know I was going faster than 55 MPH, but I wasn't going to be on the road an hour." - Steven Wright

Every road you take has a destination. What road are you on and will it take you where you really want to go? - Unknown

You describe the elephant by its size, but the mosquito by its impact. Even the smallest thing has an impact. - Celia Apeagyei-Collins

If Music is a Place - then Jazz is the City, Folk is the Wilderness, Rock is the Road, Classical is a Temple. - Vera Nazarian

A great accomplishment shouldn't be the end of the road, just the starting point for the next leap forward. - Harvey Mackay

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road. - Henry Ward Beecher

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse


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