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Tis the Season to be Wasteful

Practice waist and waste management this Holiday Season

Tis the Season to be Wasteful thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Shopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw

Spilt Milk: Udder waste - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

Worry is a waste of the imagination. - Unknown

A crisis is a terrible thing to waste. - Paul Romer

I wasted time; now time doth waste me. - William Shakespeare

Christmas comes, but once a year is enough. - American Proverb

Inequality of knowledge is the key to a sale. - Neil O Gustafson

Leanardo De Cappuccino: Founder, coffee shop chain - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

A shop should be like a song of which you never tire. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

Pre-Law: The major of a person who will end up in sales - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

I'm never sick. Why get sick? It's a waste of time. - Martha Stewart

Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. - George Bernard Shaw

A wise man does not waste so good a commodity as lying for naught. - Mark Twain

To be upset over what you don't have is to waste what you do have. - Ken S. Keyes Jr.

Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop. - Gertrude Stein

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it. - Moses Hadas

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

Please don't come to my garage sale if you've ever let me borrow something. - Mike Spears

Ketchup left overnight on dinner plates has a longer half-life than radioactive waste. - Wes Smith

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

I went to a garage sale. "How much for the garage?" "It's not for sale." - Steven Wright

The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes

Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said, "Cigarettes contain fat." - Dave Barry

I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

People say that forgiving is my flaw, but I really believe that holding grudges and anger is a waste of energy. - Mayte Garcia

Worrying is a waste of time. It doesn't change anything. It messes with your mind and steals your happiness. - Unknown

A man with a career can have no time to waste upon his wife and friends; he has to devote it wholly to his enemies. - John Hobbes

Don't waste words on people who deserve your silence. Sometimes the most powerful thing you can say is nothing at all. - Mandy Hale

Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump

When you hear people making hateful comments, stand up to them. Point out what a waste it is to hate, and you could open their eyes. - Taylor Swift

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

I hate smart sales clerks. I said to one, "What do you have in lingerie?" She says, "More than you'll ever have!" - Phyllis Diller


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