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Fashions change, but style is forever. - Unknown

Nurses are angels in comfortable shoes. - Unknown

The spine is man's Achilles' heel. - Andre Brie

Fashion saves a lot more lives than doctors. - Bruno Gehard

The wearer knows best where the shoe pinches. - Spanish Proverb

Ya better keep a civilian tongue in your head. - Archie Bunker

The tongue is the worst part of a bad servant. - Juvenal

I did not have 3,000 pairs of shoes. I had 1,060. - Imelda Marcos

Give me the ready hand rather than the ready tongue. - Garibaldi

To me, chocolate was the sole reason we on this earth. - Esi Edugyan

Style is a natural extension of who you are as a person. - Mark Richards

Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer

The magic of the tongue is the most dangerous of all spells. - E R Bulwer-Lytton

Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Denise Klahn

Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue. - Virginia Woolf

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. - Doug Larson

Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance. - Sam Brown

Silence is the element in which great things fashion themselves together. - Thomas Carlyle

A sharp tongue is the only edge tool that grows keener with constant use. - Washington Irving

He never chooses an opinion, he just wears whatever happens to be in style. - Leo Tolstoy

Ginger Rogers did everything that Fred Astaire did, backwards and on high heels. - Unknown

Nature gave us one tongue and two ears so we could hear twice as much as we speak. - Unknown

The sole art that suits me is that which, rising from unrest, tends toward serenity. - Andre Gide

Forgiveness is the fragrance the flower leaves on the heel of the one who crushed it. - David Jeremiah

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde

I always sleep with one shoe in my hand to put out any fires I may accidentally ignite. - Gene Fowler

A slip of the foot you may soon recover, but a slip of the tongue you may never get over. - Benjamin Franklin

Ambition has one heel nailed in well, though she stretches her fingers to touch the heavens. - Lao Tzu

He is not an honest man who has burned his tongue and does not tell the company that the soup is hot. - Yugoslav Proverb

A jest's prosperity lies in the ear of him that hears it, never in the tongue of him that makes it. - William Shakespeare

Drag your thoughts away from your troubles... by the ears, by the heels, or any other way you can manage it. - Mark Twain

The Supreme Court's only armor is the cloak of public trust; its sole ammunition, the collective hopes of our society. - Irving R. Kaufman

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

When a woman puts on a heel, she has a different posture, a different attitude. She really stands up and has a consciousness of her body. - Christian Louboutin

It is always self-defeating to pretend to the style of a generation younger than your own; it simply erases your own experience in history. - Renata Adler

In composing, as a general rule, run your pen through every other word you have written; you have no idea what vigor it will give your style. - Sydney Smith


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