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Tongue Shoes

Let your feet do the talking!

Tongue Shoes thanks to Karen Moore

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Style is the dress of thoughts. - Lord Chesterfield

One shoe change can change your life. - Cinderella

Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase

The deeper the sorrow, the less tongue it has. - Talmud

The tongue is ever turning to the aching tooth. - Thomas Fuller

I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner

Give me the ready hand rather than the ready tongue. - Garibaldi

To me, chocolate was the sole reason we on this earth. - Esi Edugyan

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

Nothing burns more calories than dancing in 5-inch heels. - Ariana Grande

My sole concern has been to save myself by work and faith. - Jean-Paul Sartre

The magic of the tongue is the most dangerous of all spells. - E R Bulwer-Lytton

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are. - Quentin Crisp

Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue. - Virginia Woolf

He that waits for a dead man's shoes may long go barefoot. - French Proverb

Rappers wear diamonds to compensate for a lack of fashion sense. - Asap Rocky

I'm as old as my tongue and a little bit older than my teeth. - Kris Kringle

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. - Doug Larson

A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown

Don't wear what fashion designers tell you to wear. Wear what they wear. - Tina Fey

Be stubbornly committed to your team, but flexible in your leadership style. - Jo Miller

Ginger Rogers did everything that Fred Astaire did, backwards and on high heels. - Unknown

The sole art that suits me is that which, rising from unrest, tends toward serenity. - Andre Gide

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

I always sleep with one shoe in my hand to put out any fires I may accidentally ignite. - Gene Fowler

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is still putting on its shoes. - Jonathan Swift

A slip of the foot you may soon recover, but a slip of the tongue you may never get over. - Benjamin Franklin

Ambition has one heel nailed in well, though she stretches her fingers to touch the heavens. - Lao Tzu

I walk around like everything if fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off. - Unknown

It isn't the mountains ahead to climb that wear you out; it's the pebble in your shoe. - Muhammad Ali

The shoe that fits one person pinches another; there is no recipe for living that suits all cases. - Carl Jung

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen

I'm working on a second cookbook and am working on my love story, 'Black Heels to Tractor Wheels.' - Ree Drummond

With your head full of brains and your shoes full of feet, you're too smart to go down any not-so-good street. - Dr. Seuss

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe

The first virtue is to restrain the tongue; he approaches nearest to gods who knows how to be silent, even though he is in the right. - Cato The Elder

The Dodo never had a chance. He seems to have been invented for the sole purpose of becoming extinct, and that was all he was good for. - Will Cuppy

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou


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