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Tongue Shoes

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Tongue Shoes thanks to Karen Moore

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One shoe change can change your life. - Cinderella

Fashions change, but style is forever. - Unknown

The spine is man's Achilles' heel. - Andre Brie

Fashion saves a lot more lives than doctors. - Bruno Gehard

Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase

The deeper the sorrow, the less tongue it has. - Talmud

If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. - George Carlin

The tongue is ever turning to the aching tooth. - Thomas Fuller

My best successes came on the heels of failures. - Barbara Corcoran

I did not have 3,000 pairs of shoes. I had 1,060. - Imelda Marcos

Give me the ready hand rather than the ready tongue. - Garibaldi

To me, chocolate was the sole reason we on this earth. - Esi Edugyan

Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Denise Klahn

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style. - Quentin Crisp

Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are. - Quentin Crisp

Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue. - Virginia Woolf

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. - Doug Larson

Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance. - Sam Brown

Don't wear what fashion designers tell you to wear. Wear what they wear. - Tina Fey

Ginger Rogers did everything that Fred Astaire did, backwards and on high heels. - Unknown

The sole art that suits me is that which, rising from unrest, tends toward serenity. - Andre Gide

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde

I don't deserve any credit for turning the other cheek as my tongue is always in it. - Flannery O'Connor

Even fools are thought wise if they keep silent, and discerning if they hold their tongue. - Old Testament

Ambition has one heel nailed in well, though she stretches her fingers to touch the heavens. - Lao Tzu

The best time for you to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust. - Josh Billings

Don't criticize what you don't understand, son. You never walked in that man's shoes. - Elvis Presley

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

He is not an honest man who has burned his tongue and does not tell the company that the soup is hot. - Yugoslav Proverb

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. - Phyllis Diller

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

A jest's prosperity lies in the ear of him that hears it, never in the tongue of him that makes it. - William Shakespeare

Drag your thoughts away from your troubles... by the ears, by the heels, or any other way you can manage it. - Mark Twain

Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

When a woman puts on a heel, she has a different posture, a different attitude. She really stands up and has a consciousness of her body. - Christian Louboutin

It is always self-defeating to pretend to the style of a generation younger than your own; it simply erases your own experience in history. - Renata Adler

With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah

Style is that which indicates how the writer takes himself and what he is saying. It is the mind skating circles around itself as it moves forward. - Robert Frost


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