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Tongue Shoes

Let your feet do the talking!

Tongue Shoes thanks to Karen Moore

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Style is the dress of thoughts. - Lord Chesterfield

Fashion should be stylish and fun. - Twiggy

Nurses are angels in comfortable shoes. - Unknown

Where gold speaks every tongue is silent. - Italian Proverb

The spine is man's Achilles' heel. - Andre Brie

The wearer knows best where the shoe pinches. - Spanish Proverb

If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. - George Carlin

I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style. - Quentin Crisp

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are. - Quentin Crisp

Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue. - Virginia Woolf

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. - Doug Larson

Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance. - Sam Brown

We have two ears and one tongue so that we would listen more and talk less. - Diogenes

Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour

Ginger Rogers did everything that Fred Astaire did, backwards and on high heels. - Unknown

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. - Mark Twain

By the time they're ready to be thrown away, most shoes are thoroughly comfortable. - Andy Rooney

A slip of the foot you may soon recover, but a slip of the tongue you may never get over. - Benjamin Franklin

They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes. - Imelda Marcos

Even fools are thought wise if they keep silent, and discerning if they hold their tongue. - Old Testament

For of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are these: 'It might have been'. - John Greenleaf Whittier

The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown

The best time for you to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust. - Josh Billings

Don't criticize what you don't understand, son. You never walked in that man's shoes. - Elvis Presley

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

Men are born with two eyes but with one tongue, in order that they may see twice as much as they say. - C.C. Colton

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. - Phyllis Diller

A jest's prosperity lies in the ear of him that hears it, never in the tongue of him that makes it. - William Shakespeare

Drag your thoughts away from your troubles... by the ears, by the heels, or any other way you can manage it. - Mark Twain

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen

I'm working on a second cookbook and am working on my love story, 'Black Heels to Tractor Wheels.' - Ree Drummond

Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen

Just like a shoe, if someone is meant for you, they will fit just perfectly. No forcing, no struggling, and no pain. - Unknown

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou


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