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Tongue Shoes

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Tongue Shoes thanks to Karen Moore

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Style is the dress of thoughts. - Lord Chesterfield

Humanity is just a virus with shoes. - Bill Hicks

One shoe change can change your life. - Cinderella

The wearer knows best where the shoe pinches. - Spanish Proverb

Ya better keep a civilian tongue in your head. - Archie Bunker

Do not let people form your own style for you. - Mon Levchenkova

To me, chocolate was the sole reason we on this earth. - Esi Edugyan

Style is a natural extension of who you are as a person. - Mark Richards

Punk is defined by an attitude rather than a musical style. - David Byrne

What would your shoes say about the things you do everyday? - Sherley Mondesir-Prescott

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style. - Quentin Crisp

Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are. - Quentin Crisp

Rappers wear diamonds to compensate for a lack of fashion sense. - Asap Rocky

I'm as old as my tongue and a little bit older than my teeth. - Kris Kringle

High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead. - Christopher Morley

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

Don't wear what fashion designers tell you to wear. Wear what they wear. - Tina Fey

I go silent so I can write. When my tongue is wagging, my fingers are silent. - Sonia Rumzi

Even if I set out to make a film about a fillet of sole, it would be about me. - Federico Fellini

Clown Shoes: Any item, person, or organization that can not be taken seriously - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fashion is gentility running away from vulgarity, and afraid of being overtaken. - William Hazlitt

Nature gave us one tongue and two ears so we could hear twice as much as we speak. - Unknown

Forgiveness is the fragrance the flower leaves on the heel of the one who crushed it. - David Jeremiah

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is still putting on its shoes. - Jonathan Swift

I don't deserve any credit for turning the other cheek as my tongue is always in it. - Flannery O'Connor

A slip of the foot you may soon recover, but a slip of the tongue you may never get over. - Benjamin Franklin

They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes. - Imelda Marcos

It isn't the mountains ahead to climb that wear you out; it's the pebble in your shoe. - Muhammad Ali

I am happier when I have something to compose, for that, after all, is my sole delight and passion. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

He is not an honest man who has burned his tongue and does not tell the company that the soup is hot. - Yugoslav Proverb

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. - Phyllis Diller

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

I'm working on a second cookbook and am working on my love story, 'Black Heels to Tractor Wheels.' - Ree Drummond

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

It is the style of idealism to console itself for the loss of something old with the ability to gape at something new. - Karl Kraus

Horse: 1. An oatsmobile; 2. An animal that cannot say yes, only neigh; 3. An animal that goes to bed with its shoes on. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

The Dodo never had a chance. He seems to have been invented for the sole purpose of becoming extinct, and that was all he was good for. - Will Cuppy

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

Lawyers are like unrequited lovers: you give them an inch, and they go for the whole nine yards; you take off one shoe, and they pull down your pants. - Andres Rueda


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