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Too clever is dumb. - Ogden Nash

There are no dumb customers. - Peter F Drucker

Laughter is the best medicine. - Joe-kster

No medicine cures what happiness cannot. - Gabriel G Marquez

If the phone doesn't ring it's me. - Jimmy Buffett

Nurses are the hospitality of the hospital. - Carrie Latet

I could not get the ring without the finger. - Thomas Middleton

Ya better keep a civilian tongue in your head. - Archie Bunker

The tongue is ever turning to the aching tooth. - Thomas Fuller

A half doctor near is better than a whole one far away. - German Proverb

Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse. - Unknown

The magic of the tongue is the most dangerous of all spells. - E R Bulwer-Lytton

Tongue Twister: A phrase that gets your tang all tongueled up - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We Polked You in '44, We
Shall Pierce You in '52 - Franklin Pierce

Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue. - Virginia Woolf

Medicine is only for those who cannot imagine doing anything else. - Luanda Grazette

I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body. - Winston Bennett

You couldn't tell if she was dressed for an opera or an operation. - Irvin S Cobb

A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. - Francis O'Walsh

Poisons and medicine are oftentimes the same substance given with different intents. - Peter Mere Latham

No, Doctor, I don't want to grow young again. I just want to keep on growing old. - Madame de Rothschild

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

I don't deserve any credit for turning the other cheek as my tongue is always in it. - Flannery O'Connor

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. - Groucho Marx

Medicine, the only profession that labours incessantly to destroy the reason for its own existence. - James Bryce

Although I am not stupid, the mathematical side of my brain is like dumb notes upon a damaged piano. - Margot Asquith

He is not an honest man who has burned his tongue and does not tell the company that the soup is hot. - Yugoslav Proverb

When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield

Kindness and a generous spirit go a long way. And a sense of humor. It's like medicine - very healing. - Max Irons

We cannot embrace God's forgiveness if we are so busy clinging to past wounds and nursing old grudges. - T D Jakes

Recommending gastric bypass as a national solution for our diabetes epidemic is bad medicine and bad economics. - Mark Hyman

Only a genius can say these four words, four times really fast without getting tongue twisted: eye, yam, stew, peed - Unknown

There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow. - Orison Swett Marden

Thanksgiving is the language of heaven, and we had better start to learn it if we are not to be mere dumb aliens there. - AJ Gossip

The trained nurse has become one of the great blessings of humanity, taking a place beside the physician and the priest. - William Osler

My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle

Medicine is the restoration of discordant elements; sickness is the discord of the elements infused into the living body. - Leonardo da Vinci

I think hearts are very much like glasses - if they do not break with the first ring, they usually last a considerable time. - Letitia Landon

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer

There are three subjects on which the knowledge of the medical profession in general is woefully weak; they are manners, morals, and medicine. - Gerald F Lieberman


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