Tonsil Ring

Quack: A duck's Doctor - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Society is a hospital of incurables. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A young doctor means a new graveyard. - German Proverb

No medicine cures what happiness cannot. - Gabriel G Marquez

Where gold speaks every tongue is silent. - Italian Proverb

Nurses are the hospitality of the hospital. - Carrie Latet

English Wrestling Champion: A lord of the ring - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Panic plays no part in the training of a nurse. - Elizabeth Kenny

A little chocolate a day keeps the doctor at bay. - Marcia Carrington

Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings. - It's a Wonderful Life

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

No man is a good doctor who has never been sick himself. - Chinese Proverb

I was deaf and dumb and blind to all but me, myself and I. - Loretta Young

If we become ill, modern medicine can work healing miracles. - Joseph B Wirthlin

A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer

Tongue Twister: A phrase that gets your tang all tongueled up - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We Polked You in '44, We
Shall Pierce You in '52 - Franklin Pierce

Document: Repeating what your Doctor told you in your own words - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm as old as my tongue and a little bit older than my teeth. - Kris Kringle

My doctor said I look like a million dollars - green and wrinkled. - Red Skelton

Operation: A surgical job taking minutes to do and years to describe - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Joy is more divine than sorrow, for joy is bread and sorrow is medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

When it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain. - Graham Norton

I go silent so I can write. When my tongue is wagging, my fingers are silent. - Sonia Rumzi

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

The only medicine for suffering, crime, and all the other woes of mankind, is wisdom. - Thomas Huxley

Co-Operation: An exchange between a woman and a man in which she coos and he operates - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer

He that respects himself is safe from others, he wears a coat of mail that none can pierce. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

I wonder why you can always read a Doctor's bill but you can never read his prescription. - Finley Peter Dunne

Of all sound of all bells... most solemn and touching is the peal which rings out the Old Year. - Charles Lamb

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people. - Orson Welles

Medicine, the only profession that labours incessantly to destroy the reason for its own existence. - James Bryce

The only equipment lack in the modern hospital? Somebody to meet you at the entrance with a handshake! - Martin H. Fischer

A jest's prosperity lies in the ear of him that hears it, never in the tongue of him that makes it. - William Shakespeare

The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage. - Mark Russell

If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood, I'd just type a little faster. - Isaac Asimov

Thanksgiving is the language of heaven, and we had better start to learn it if we are not to be mere dumb aliens there. - AJ Gossip

In this year, King Aethelstan, Lord of Warriors, ring-giver to men... won eternal glory, in battle with sword edges, around Brunaburh. - Unknown

A politician should have three hats. One for throwing into the ring, one for talking through, and one for pulling rabbits out of if elected. - Carl Sandburg