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Traffic Jam Intersection

Drivers slowly approach the 'me first' intersection

Traffic Jam Intersection thanks to Gregg Steele

Preparing for a long commute on the highway to nowhere

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People will travel anywhere for good food. - Rene Redzepi

A wise traveler never despises his own country. - Carlo Goldoni

Monopoly is business at the end of its journey. - Henry Demarest Lloyd

Air Travel: Seeing less and less of more and more. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The journey of a thousand miles begins with one step. - Lao Tzu

The only impossible journey is the one you never begin. - Tony Robbins

Travel and change of place impart new vigor to the mind. - Seneca

We must embrace pain and burn it as fuel for our journey. - Kenji Miyazawa

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. - Steven Wright

Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness. - Mark Twain

There are no foreign lands. It is the traveler only who is foreign. - Robert Louis Stevenson

To travel is to discover that everyone is wrong about other countries. - Aldous Huxley

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

He who is outside his door has the hardest part of his journey behind him. - Flemish Proverb

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

He who is outside the door has already a good part of his journey behind him. - Dutch Proverb

Sometimes it's the journey that teaches you a lot about your destination. - Drake

No one can give you your goals. No one can dig for you. This is your journey. - Warren P Gates

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

The dreams I chased took me on a journey. A journey more rewarding than the goals. - Shahrukh Khan

If you look like your passport photo, then in all probability you need the journey. - Earl Wilson

I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti

Our deeds still travel with us from afar, and what we have been makes us what we are. - George Eliot

Wandering re-establishes the original harmony which once existed between man and the universe. - Anatole France

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

Artists are blessed to travel all over the world. They see the trends before they even come out. - Tina Knowles

People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home. - Dagobert D. Runes

Though we travel the world over to find the beautiful, we must carry it with us or we find it not. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

He who would arrive at the appointed end must follow a single road and not wander through many ways. - Seneca

I travel without barely any luggage. Just a second set of underwear and binoculars and a map and a toothbrush. - Werner Herzog

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

Travel is more than the seeing of sights; it is a change that goes on, deep and permanent, in the ideas of living. - Miriam Beard

We are all travelers in the wilderness of this world, and the best we can find in our travels is an honest friend. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Fishing Trip: Journey undertaken by one or more anglers to a place where no one can remember when it has rained so much - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

The whole object of travel is not to set foot on foreign land; it is at last to set foot on one's own country as a foreign land. - G K Chesterton

As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

I soon realized that no journey carries one far unless, as it extends into the world around us, it goes an equal distance into the world within. - Lillian Smith


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