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Traffic Jam Intersection

Drivers slowly approach the 'me first' intersection

Traffic Jam Intersection thanks to Gregg Steele

Preparing for a long commute on the highway to nowhere

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Not all those who wander are lost. - JRR Tolkien

The journey not the arrival matters. - T S Eliot

Travel, of course, narrows the mind. - Malcolm Muggeridge

People will travel anywhere for good food. - Rene Redzepi

Monopoly is business at the end of its journey. - Henry Demarest Lloyd

Many will travel and knowledge will be increased. - Francis Bacon

He who does not travel does not know the value of men. - Moorish Proverb

The only impossible journey is the one you never begin. - Tony Robbins

I'm in the turtle's race. My journey is a marathon. - Omari Hardwick

Remember that happiness is a way of travel, not a destination. - Roy L. Goodman

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

There are no foreign lands. It is the traveler only who is foreign. - Robert Louis Stevenson

To travel is to discover that everyone is wrong about other countries. - Aldous Huxley

Life is a storybook, and those who do not travel only read but a page. - Ravi Zacharias

He who is outside his door has the hardest part of his journey behind him. - Flemish Proverb

Sometimes it's the journey that teaches you a lot about your destination. - Drake

We travel, some of us forever, to seek other states, other lives, other souls. - Anais Nin

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

The dreams I chased took me on a journey. A journey more rewarding than the goals. - Shahrukh Khan

I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti

Our deeds still travel with us from afar, and what we have been makes us what we are. - George Eliot

I like the map feature on the iPhone that tells me where I am, because I travel a lot. - Gary Shteyngart

Wholehearted living is not a onetime choice. It is a process - the journey of a lifetime. - Brene Brown

It is good to have an end to journey toward; but it is the journey that matters, in the end. - Ursula K. LeGuin

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

The months and days are the travelers of eternity. The years that come and go are also voyagers. - Matsuo Basho

Artists are blessed to travel all over the world. They see the trends before they even come out. - Tina Knowles

People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home. - Dagobert D. Runes

Press forward. Do not stop, do not linger in your journey, but strive for the mark set before you. - George Whitefield

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train. - Oscar Wilde

Stay off the bandwagon. More likely than not, your own way of getting there makes for a better journey. - Faydra D. Fields

There ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them. - Mark Twain

A path full of potholes must be traveled slowly, but there's no reason you can't finish the journey. - Faydra D. Fields

Better to be on a seemingly endless journey seeking truth, than to be comfortable and stagnant with deception. - Starr De Luna

I travel without barely any luggage. Just a second set of underwear and binoculars and a map and a toothbrush. - Werner Herzog

Travel is more than the seeing of sights; it is a change that goes on, deep and permanent, in the ideas of living. - Miriam Beard

Success is a journey not a destination. The doing is usually more important than the outcome. Not everyone can be Number 1. - Arthur Ashe

We don't receive wisdom; we must discover it for ourselves after a journey that no one else can take for us or spare us. - Marcel Proust

The whole object of travel is not to set foot on foreign land; it is at last to set foot on one's own country as a foreign land. - G K Chesterton

If we ever travel thousands of light years to a planet inhabited by intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave. - Bill Murray


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