Train Hits Deer

Organic Farm: Tilling like it is - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A wounded deer leaps the highest. - Emily Dickinson

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

Donation: A country full of female deer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Deer hunters will do anything for a buck. - Unknown

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

I take my vacation on the combine and tractor. - Jon Tester

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I had rather be on my farm than be emperor of the world. - George Washington

I used to look like a deer in headlights on the red carpet. - Emily Blunt

A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor. - Unknown

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, farm boy. - Han Solo

The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the front of an oncoming train. - David Lee Roth

Abundance: 1. Big party held in a bakery; 2. A social event held in a farm building. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

In my cosmology, indigenous wild deer are more important than exotic ornamental shrubs. - Elizabeth M. Thomas

To be born free is an accident; to live free a responsibility; to die free is an obligation. - Mrs. Hubbard Davis

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. - Charlie Sheen

The fabled musk deer searches the world over for the source of the scent which comes from itself. - Ramakrishna

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train. - Oscar Wilde

I think the shocking thing to discover is the owls are not stupid and very feral, very hard to train. - Robbie Coltrane

The greatest pleasure I know is to do a good action by stealth, and to have it found out by accident. - Charles Lamb

There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age. - Bill Bryson

I spend hours mowing the lawn in absolutely straight lines on my tractor. If it's not right, I do it again. - Britt Ekland

Neither a wise man nor a brave man lies down on the tracks of history to wait for the train of the future to run over him. - Dwight D Eisenhower

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

It's like running a marathon race. We train all hours of the day. When you are taking a bath, you are thinking of the flight. - Kalpana Chawla

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

If a train is coming at you, closing your eyes won't save you... but if you look right at it, you at least have a chance to jump. - Andrew Vachss

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele