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Dust thou art, to dust returnest. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

Education is the art of making man ethical. - Georg Hegel

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

I'm not making art, I'm making sushi. - Masaharu Morimoto

Life is the art of drawing without an eraser. - John Gardner

Art is either a plagiarist or a revolutionist. - Paul Gauguin

I teach the art of turning anguish into delight. - Georges Bataille

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Interpretation is the revenge of the intellect upon art. - Susan Sontag

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

The essence of all art is to have pleasure in giving pleasure. - Dale Carnegie

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. - Sun Tzu

A painting is never finished — it simply stops in interesting places. - Paul Gardner

Art is the most intense mode of individualism that the world has known. - Oscar Wilde

To say nothing, especially when speaking, is half the art of diplomacy. - Will Durant

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises. - Samuel Butler

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

Learn not to talk to me. You shake the tree, a leopard's going to fall out. - Kobe Bryant

The practice of art isn't to make a living. It's to make your soul grow. - Kurt Vonnegut

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

The art of living lies less in eliminating our troubles than in growing with them. - Bernard M Baruch

The man who is ostentatious of his modesty is twin to the statue that wears a fig-leaf. - Mark Twain

A cold wind was blowing from the north, and it made the trees rustle like living things. - George R.R. Martin

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature but beautiful old people are works of art. - Unknown

Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them. - Bill Vaughan

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

If you reveal your secrets to the wind, don't blame the wind for revealing them to the trees. - Unknown

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

'Tis not always in a physician's power to cure the sick; at times the disease is stronger than trained art. - Ovid

It's tangible, it's solid, it's beautiful. It's artistic, from my standpoint, and I just love real estate. - Donald Trump

When it began, cubism was a sort of analysis, which was no more painting than the description of physical phenomena was physics. - Juan Gris

The birch-bark canoe of the savage seems to me one of the most beautiful and perfect things of the kind constructed by human art. - William C. Bryant

Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just moose populations, their main prey, because less moose equals more tree growth. - Rolf Peterson


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