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Dare to dream big. - Unknown

Palm Tree: A tree with hands - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hope is the dream of the waking man. - French Proverb

Happy Hauntings; and, pleasant dreams! - Peter James

What kind of man gives cigarettes to trees? - Robin Williams

Time spent amongst trees is never wasted time. - Katrina Mayer

Music is like a dream. One that I cannot hear. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Don't give up on your dreams - keep sleeping. - Unknown

Even the darkest night will end and the sun will rise. - Victor Hugo

This is a truly international field - no Britons involved. - David Coleman

He knows his olive trees better than he knows his children. - Rebecca Helm-Ropelato

Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Khalil Gibran

There is as much dignity in tilling a field as in writing a poem. - Booker T Washington

He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow. - George Eliot

I like the dreams of the future better than the history of the past. - Thomas Jefferson

You can change your beliefs so they empower your dreams and desires. - Marcia Wieder

All our dreams can come true - if we have the courage to pursue them. - Walt Disney

Family Tree: The only tree whose branches seek the shelter of its roots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If your world doesn't allow you to dream, move to one where you can. - Billy Idol

Our waking hours form the text of our lives, our dreams, the commentary. - Unknown

Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely. - Erma Bombeck

The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep! - Unknown

The trees in Siberia are miles apart - that's why the dogs are so fast. - Bob Hope

I need the starshine of your heavenly eyes,
After the day's great sun. - Charles Hanson Towne

I could dominate the origami field. I think I have enormous potential in that area. - Jon Cryer

If you don't build your dream, someone else will hire you to help them build theirs. - Dhirubhai Ambani

The greatest dream of all is to know God and to know what he has intended for your life. - Ravi Zacharias

Some people dream of success, while other people get up every morning and make it happen. - Wayne Huizenga

Smart people that like good health spend several hours outdoors daily in the shade of trees. - Steven Magee

The biggest battle is never on the field, the fairway, the diamond or rink: it's in your mind. - Carey Neuhoff

Learn to adapt like a bird. We can only dream of flying, but the bird has already grown her wings. - Debasish Mridha

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

What has been will be again, what has been done will be done again; there is nothing new under the sun. - Bible

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

He that climbs the tall tree has won the right to the fruit; he that leaps the wide gulf should prevail in his suit. - Walter Scott

The only thing that stands between you and your dream is the will to try and the belief that it is actually possible. - Joel Brown

Our dreams may be totally different and yet, we are alike in that no matter what we have achieved, we still have dreams that have eluded us. - Steven Scott

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

I was never going to be a rocket scientist. But I found the field that I was blessed to be able to do, and I just put my whole effort into that. - Sonny B Williams

Even after all this time, the sun never says to the earth, "You owe me." Look what happens with a love like that. It lights the whole sky. - Hafez


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