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Pepper your life with dreams - PaTrisha-Anne Todd

Happy Hauntings; and, pleasant dreams! - Peter James

Follow your dreams, they know the way. - Kobe Yamada

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

Meet the sun every day as if it could cast a ballot. - Henry C Lodge

If you want your dreams to come true, don't sleep. - Yiddish Proverb

You cannot plough a field by turning it over in your mind. - Unknown

Keep your eyes on the sun and you will not see the shadows. - Australian Aborigine Saying

A man is not old until his regrets take the place of dreams. - Yiddish proverb

More things are wrought by prayer than this world dreams of. - Alfred Tennyson

Life is a pure flame, and we live by an invisible sun within us. - Sir Thomas Brown

If you even dream of beating me you'd better wake up and apologize. - Muhammad Ali

I ain't Martin Luther King. I don't need a dream. I have a plan. - Spike Lee

Learn not to talk to me. You shake the tree, a leopard's going to fall out. - Kobe Bryant

Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined. - Henry David Thoreau

The dreams I chased took me on a journey. A journey more rewarding than the goals. - Shahrukh Khan

Dreams come true; without that possibility nature would not incite us to have them. - John Updike

Don't let someone who gave up on their dreams, talk you out of going after yours. - Zig Ziglar

Happy are those who dream dreams and are ready to pay the price to make them come true. - Leon J. Suenes

A cold wind was blowing from the north, and it made the trees rustle like living things. - George R.R. Martin

The sun looks down on nothing half so good as a household laughing together over a meal. - C S Lewis

Don't let your dreams rust! Listen to your youthful bells ringing loud inside of you. - Bernard Kelvin Clive

Our team lives hockey, it dreams hockey, it eats hockey. Now if it could only play hockey. - Milton Berle

Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them. - Bill Vaughan

It takes hunger, tenacity and commitment to see a dream through until it becomes a reality. - John C Maxwell

The stars are like the trees in the forest, alive and breathing. And they're watching me. - Haruki Murakami

I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

The sun always comes up. Spring always comes after winter. The river always reaches the ocean. Always. - Maxime Lagace

Dreams are what give us purpose, because without dreams we have no hope, and without hope we have no purpose. - Unknown

Never give up on what you really want to do. The person with big dreams is more powerful than one with all the facts. - Albert Einstein

Vision without action is merely a dream. Action without vision just passes the time. Vision with action can change the world. - Joel Arthur Barker

When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

The quality of a person's life is directly proportional to his commitment to excellence, regardless of his chosen field of endeavor. - Vince Lombardi

Have great hopes and dare to go all out for them. Have great dreams and dare to live them. Have tremendous expectations and believe in them. - Norman Vincent Peale

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright

Forgiveness is the answer to the child's dream of a miracle by which what is broken is made whole again, what is soiled is made clean again. - Dag Hammarskjold

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift

Got no checkbooks, got no banks,
Still I'd like to express my thanks -
I got the sun in the mornin'
And the moon at night. - Irving Berlin


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