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I am rich beyond the dreams of avarice. - Edward Moore

When we can't dream any longer, we die. - Emma Goldman

All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream. - Edgar Allen Poe

Nursing would be a dream job if there were no doctors. - Gerhard Kocher

Great dreams of great dreamers are always transcended. - A P J Abdul Kalam

Like dreams, statistics are a form of wish fulfillment. - Jean Baudrillard

Preoccupied with a single leaf you won't see the tree. - Vagabond

This is a truly international field - no Britons involved. - David Coleman

For every dream that you have, your week needs to match that dream. - Eric Thomas

If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears, does it make a sound? - Unknown

If you even dream of beating me you'd better wake up and apologize. - Muhammad Ali

Dream no small dreams for they have no power to move the hearts of men. - Goethe

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb

Learn not to talk to me. You shake the tree, a leopard's going to fall out. - Kobe Bryant

You can't put a limit on anything. The more you dream, the farther you get. - Michael Phelps

A daughter is someone you laugh with, dream with, and love with all your heart. - Unknown

When you stop having dreams and ideals - well, you might as well stop altogether. - Marian Anderson

Dreams come true; without that possibility nature would not incite us to have them. - John Updike

Sun salutations can energize and warm you, even on the darkest, coldest winter day. - Carol Krucoff

The term is over: the holidays have begun. The dream is ended: this is the morning. - C S Lewis

The sun looks down on nothing half so good as a household laughing together over a meal. - C S Lewis

Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten

I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

Things are always in transition. Nothing every sums itself up in the way that we like to dream about. - Pema Chodron

When it rains, it pours; but soon, the sun shines again. Stay positive. Better days are on their way. - Unknown

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

It's in the democratic citizen's nature to be like a leaf that doesn't believe in the tree it's part of. - David Foster Wallace

When you say justice, it doesn't have to be war. Justice could just be clearing a path for people to dream properly. - Kanye West

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far higher than if aimed at an object on a level with yourself. - Joel Hawes

When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown

On the top of the Crumpetty Tree
The Quangle Wangle sat,
But his face you could not see,
On account of his Beaver Hat. - Edward Lear

What is a dream? That transient power that cometh near the midnight hour. To carry me to pastures new and bid my anxious fears adieu. - Alan Parry-Booth

Keep your heart open to dreams. For as long as there's a dream, there is hope, and as long as there is hope, there is joy in living. - Unknown

The size of your success is measured by the strength of your desire, the size of your dream, and how you handle disappointment along the way. - Robert Kiyosaki

Forgiveness is the answer to the child's dream of a miracle by which what is broken is made whole again, what is soiled is made clean again. - Dag Hammarskjold

Love is like the wild-rose briar, friendship like the holly-tree. The holly is dark when the rose-briar blooms, but which will bloom most constantly? - Emily Bronte


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