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A goal is a dream with a deadline. - Napoleon Hill

My family tree could use some pruning. - Unknown

Hopes are but the dreams of those who wake - Pindar

Praise the ripe field, not the green corn. - Unknown

Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will. - Suzy Kassem

Nursing would be a dream job if there were no doctors. - Gerhard Kocher

Like dreams, statistics are a form of wish fulfillment. - Jean Baudrillard

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. - Harry Edwards

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb

The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. - Thomas Campbell

To live is to dream, and to dream pleasantly is to be wise. - Frederick Schiller

Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Kahlil Gibran

Dreams are true while they last, and do we not live in dreams? - Alfred Tennyson

We cannot walk alone... We cannot turn back... I have a dream today! - Martin Luther King Jr

Dreams are illustrations from the book your soul is writing about you. - Marsha Norman

Our waking hours form the text of our lives, our dreams, the commentary. - Unknown

Dreams are extremely important. You can't do it unless you imagine it. - George Lucas

Death is just a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees. - J.J. Furnas

A dream you dream alone is only a dream. A dream you dream together is reality. - Yoko Ono

The term is over: the holidays have begun. The dream is ended: this is the morning. - C S Lewis

Trees are not known by their leaves, nor even by their blossoms, but by their fruits. - Eleanor of Aquitaine

I have spread my dreams beneath your feet. Tread softly because you tread on my dreams. - William Butler Yeats

It takes hunger, tenacity and commitment to see a dream through until it becomes a reality. - John C Maxwell

Take, if you must, this little bag of dreams. Unloose the cord, and they will wrap you round. - William Butler Yeats

I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson

We breathe air, trees make air, homework kills trees, therefore homework is going to kill us all. - Unknown

Things are always in transition. Nothing every sums itself up in the way that we like to dream about. - Pema Chodron

The moment of enlightenment is when a person's dreams of possibilities become images of probabilities. - Vic Braden

The only thing that stands between you and your dream is the will to try and the belief that it is actually possible. - Joel Brown

Never give up on what you really want to do. The person with big dreams is more powerful than one with all the facts. - Albert Einstein

When you say justice, it doesn't have to be war. Justice could just be clearing a path for people to dream properly. - Kanye West

Baseball is the only field of endeavor where a man can succeed three times out of ten and be considered a good performer. - Ted Williams

Vision without action is merely a dream. Action without vision just passes the time. Vision with action can change the world. - Joel Arthur Barker

Man alone has the power to transform his thoughts into physical reality; man, alone, can dream and make his dreams come true. - Napoleon Hill

I believe in Christianity as I believe that the sun has risen: not only because I see it, but because by it I see everything else. - C S Lewis

What is a dream? That transient power that cometh near the midnight hour. To carry me to pastures new and bid my anxious fears adieu. - Alan Parry-Booth

Success in almost any field depends more on energy and drive than it does on intelligence. This explains why we have so many stupid leaders. - Sloan Wilson

Have great hopes and dare to go all out for them. Have great dreams and dare to live them. Have tremendous expectations and believe in them. - Norman Vincent Peale

Follow your dreams. Figure out where you'd like to be, what you would like to be doing, and then figure out what you need to do to get there. - Kennon M Sheldon


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