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Deserve your dream. - Octavio Paz

Dreams grow if you grow. - Zig Ziglar

Weeping Willow: Sad tree - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dream in a pragmatic way. - Aldous Huxley

Palm Tree: A tree with hands - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My family tree could use some pruning. - Unknown

Follow your dreams, they know the way. - Kobe Yamada

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. - Harry Edwards

By trying often, the monkey learns to jump from the tree. - Cameroon Proverb

Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Kahlil Gibran

Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Khalil Gibran

Always chase your dreams instead of running from your fears. - Unknown

Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus

If you even dream of beating me you'd better wake up and apologize. - Muhammad Ali

Dream no small dreams for they have no power to move the hearts of men. - Goethe

I ain't Martin Luther King. I don't need a dream. I have a plan. - Spike Lee

Give crayons. Adults are disturbingly impoverished of these magical dream sticks. - Dr. SunWolf

I could dominate the origami field. I think I have enormous potential in that area. - Jon Cryer

We are mirrors whose brightness is wholly derived from the sun that shines upon us. - C S Lewis

Happy are those who dream dreams and are ready to pay the price to make them come true. - Leon J. Suenes

A skillful man reads his dreams for self-knowledge, yet not the details but the quality. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Dreams are excursions into the limbo of things, a semi-deliverance from the human prison. - Henri Amiel

My mother gave me my drive, but my father gave me my dreams. Thanks to him, I could see a future. - Liza Minnelli

The biggest battle is never on the field, the fairway, the diamond or rink: it's in your mind. - Carey Neuhoff

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

Some men see things as they are and say why? I dream things that never were and say why not? - George Bernard Shaw

The inability to open up to hope is what blocks trust, and blocked trust is the reason for blighted dreams. - Elizabeth Gilbert

True kitsch has nothing to do with irony. It's very honest. It represents what people like, their dreams. - Marcel Wanders

Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages his affairs as well as a tree does. - George Bernard Shaw

Dream your dream; and realize that you are more than just the dreamer, you are the point of origin for its reality. - Steve Maraboli

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

When you say justice, it doesn't have to be war. Justice could just be clearing a path for people to dream properly. - Kanye West

The quality of a father can be seen in the goals, dreams, and aspirations he sets not only for himself, but for his family. - Reed Markham

Vision without action is merely a dream. Action without vision just passes the time. Vision with action can change the world. - Joel Arthur Barker

The axe cannot boast of the tree it has cut down. It could do nothing but for the woodsman. He made it, he sharpened it, and he used it. - Samuel Brengel

Have great hopes and dare to go all out for them. Have great dreams and dare to live them. Have tremendous expectations and believe in them. - Norman Vincent Peale

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

Got no checkbooks, got no banks,
Still I'd like to express my thanks -
I got the sun in the mornin'
And the moon at night. - Irving Berlin


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