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Tunnel Face

Welcome greeting to the tunnel of no return

Tunnel Face thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Warning: what goes in might not come out

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Look at that face! - Donald Trump

Not all those who wander are lost. - JRR Tolkien

Thine face is not worth sunburning. - Henry V

The journey not the arrival matters. - T S Eliot

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

Monopoly is business at the end of its journey. - Henry Demarest Lloyd

A brush of kindness can paint a smile on a face. - Robert M. Hensel

Many will travel and knowledge will be increased. - Francis Bacon

Stand up and face your fears, or they will defeat you. - LL Cool J

A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step. - Lao-tzu

Face reality as it is, not as it was or as you wish it to be. - Jack Welch

If you can see the magic in a fairytale, you can face the future. - Danielle Steel

There's no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Ben Williams

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

No one can give you your goals. No one can dig for you. This is your journey. - Warren P Gates

Keep your face always toward the sunshine - and shadows will fall behind you. - Walt Whitman

Was this the face that launched a thousand ships, and burnt the towers of Ilium? - Christopher Marlowe

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

If you look like your passport photo, then in all probability you need the journey. - Earl Wilson

I like the map feature on the iPhone that tells me where I am, because I travel a lot. - Gary Shteyngart

While armchair travelers dream of going places, traveling armchairs dream of staying put. - Anne Tyler

Let your devotional life be the beacon that guides you through the tough terrain you will face. - Ravi Zacharias

The best compliment we can pay our past is to prophetically and bravely face today and tomorrow. - Bernie Wiebe

Artists are blessed to travel all over the world. They see the trends before they even come out. - Tina Knowles

Cyberspace can't compensate for real space. We benefit from chatting to people face to face. - Jonathan Sacks

People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home. - Dagobert D. Runes

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train. - Oscar Wilde

I had no expectations about fatherhood, but it's definitely a journey I'm glad to be taking. - Christopher Meloni

Life is to be lived, not controlled; and humanity is won by continuing to play in face of certain defeat. - Ralph Ellison

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. - Albert Einstein

I have never had to face anything that could overwhelm the native optimism and stubborn perseverance I was blessed with. - Sonia Sotomayor

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

Every street in London has a camera, and if you ever travel up the M4, it feels as if George Orwell should be your chauffeur. - Don McCullin

Face your deficiencies and acknowledge them; but do not let them master you. Let them teach you patience, sweetness, insight. - Helen Keller

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

Life is like the dice that, falling, still show a different face. So life, though it remains the same, is always presenting different aspects. - Alexis

I soon realized that no journey carries one far unless, as it extends into the world around us, it goes an equal distance into the world within. - Lillian Smith

The ideas that have lighted my way and, time after time, have given me new courage to face life cheerfully have been Kindness, Beauty, and Truth. - Albert Einstein


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