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If there is no wind, row. - Latin Proverb

On wings of wind came flying all abroad. - Alexander Pope

Whatever it is, it's better in the wind. - Unknown

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

We are no more than candles burning in the wind. - Japanese Proverb

Wind to a sailor is what money is to life on shore. - Sterling Hayden

He that troubleth his own house shall inherit the wind. - The Bible

Unbrella: An umbrella that the wind has turned inside-out - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Let the wind blow through your hair while you still have some. - Dave Weinbaum

Love is like the wind, you can't see it but you can feel it. - Nicholas Sparks

You can't turn back the clock. But you can wind it up again. - Bonnie Prudden

You don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows. - Bob Dylan

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

Inspiration at its best means breath, and only too frequently means wind. - G K Chesterton

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

A great wind is blowing, and that gives you either imagination or a headache. - Catherine the Great

The lord may be smilin' on the sheeps, but they still wind up as lamb chops. - Archie Bunker

The older you get the stronger the wind gets - and it's always in your face. - Jack Nicklaus

If a man does not know what port he is steering for, no wind is favorable to him. - Seneca

If the wind will not serve, take to the oars. Destitutus ventis, remos adhibe - Latin Proverb

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper

A cold wind was blowing from the north, and it made the trees rustle like living things. - George R.R. Martin

And God took a handful of southerly wind, blew His breath over it and created the horse. - Bedouin Legend

When you carry the cross of Jesus, you will find that the cross will wind up carrying you. - Unknown

A certain amount of opposition is a great help to a man. Kites rise against, not with the wind. - Lewis Mumford

I can't change the direction of the wind but I can adjust my sails to reach my destination. - James Dean

If you reveal your secrets to the wind, don't blame the wind for revealing them to the trees. - Kahlil Gibran

I was as unburdened as a piece of dandelion fluff, and he was the wind that stirred me about the world. - Sarah J. Maas

Absence destroys small passions and increases great ones, as the wind extinguishes tapers and kindles fires. - Unknown

You never conquer a mountain. You stand on the summit a few moments; then the wind blows your footprints away. - Arlene Blum

When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it. - Henry Ford

That black cloud is coming from the direction the wind is blowing, now the wind is coming from where the black cloud is. - Ray Illingworth

He is the best sailor who can steer within fewest points of the wind, and exact a motive power out of the greatest obstacles. - Henry David Thoreau

Is not your voice broken, your wind short, your chin double, your wit single, and every part about you blasted with antiquity? - William Shakespeare

I can almost feel the wind beneath my wings; I can almost taste the thrill of flying away from this small town and never looking back. - Tessa Hall

People are often quite surprised by the sport and leisure activities practised by the blind. For example, tandem cycling is very popular. - Andrea Bocelli


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