Turtle Lunch Lineup
When you might not want to be first in line
QuotaBillsSee you later, alligator. After a while, crocodile. - Bill Haley
Try to be like the turtle - at ease in your own shell. - Bill Copeland
Take a walk with a turtle. And behold the world in pause. - Bruce Feiler
I'm in the turtle's race. My journey is a marathon. - Omari Hardwick
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked? - George Carlin
You are absolutely free to describe me as a turtle or something. - Paul Giamatti
Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm. - Malayan Proverb
I'm Southern, so alligator tail is pretty interesting and yummy. - LeAnn Rimes
Behold the turtle. He only makes progress when he sticks his neck out. - James Bryant Conant
Don't taunt the alligator until after you've crossed the creek. - Dan Rather
An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile - hoping that it will eat him last. - Winston Churchill
Anytime you see a turtle up on top of a fence post, you know he had some help. - Alex Haley
I spent most of my 20s with these alligator wrestlers in the swamps of South Florida. - Karen Russell
A gun is not a weapon, it’s a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an alligator. - Homer Simpson
You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. - Phyllis Diller
Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill you and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first. - Steve Irwin