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Turtle Tops

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Turtle Tops thanks to Keith Blake

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Try to be like the turtle - at ease in your own shell. - Bill Copeland

Take a walk with a turtle. And behold the world in pause. - Bruce Feiler

I'm in the turtle's race. My journey is a marathon. - Omari Hardwick

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked? - George Carlin

You are absolutely free to describe me as a turtle or something. - Paul Giamatti

Behold the turtle. He only makes progress when he sticks his neck out. - James Bryant Conant

Anytime you see a turtle up on top of a fence post, you know he had some help. - Alex Haley


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