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Telegant: Looking good on TV - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

TV: Chewing gum for the eyes. - Frank Lloyd Wright

A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

It's the hottest thing on television. - Donald Trump

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

Imitation is the sincerest form of television. - Fred Allen

Despite the forecast, live like it's spring. - Lilly Pulitzer

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

Nothing is really real unless it happens on television. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Life doesn't imitate art; it imitates bad television. - Woody Allen

Television is a medium because anything well done is rare. - Fred Allen

Sex on television can't hurt you - unless you fall off. - Unknown

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

Let's bask in television's warm, glowing, warming glow. - Homer Simpson

Canadian cities looked the way American cities did on television. - William Gibson

Television is called a medium because anything good on it is rare. - Fred Allen

Television has brought back murder into the home... where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

My children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television. - Erma Bombeck

Siliwood: The coming convergence of movies, interactive TV and computers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

Television: a medium. So called because it's neither rare nor well done. - Ernie Kovacs

Do you realize if it weren't for Edison we'd be watching TV by candlelight? - Al Boliska

In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows. - Woody Allen

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. But I can't stop eating peanuts. - Orson Welles

If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight. - George Gobel

I wanted this to be a movie on TV so I could press the off button and make it all go away. - Michelle Rowen

So many people are on television that don't know me, and they're like experts on me. - Donald Trump

Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object. - Laurence J Peter

I have had my television aerials removed. It is the moral equivalent of a prostate operation. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent. - Unknown

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight. - Milton Berle

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! - Homer Simpson

If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of the television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners. - Johnny Carson

We pick politicians by how they look on TV and Miss America on where she stands on the issues. Isn't that a little backwards? - Jay Leno


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