Uplifting Church

Man is incurably religious. - Ravi Zacharias

My true religion is Kindness. - Dalai Lama

There is no substitute for the Bible. - Henry Halley

Cantaloupe: Got to get married in Church - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Holy Mackerel: Fish served at Church supper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The church is the great lost-and-found department. - Robert Short

Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare. - Ed Asner

I once dieted so religiously I quit eating in Church. - Zig Ziglar

Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The Bible tells us to forgive our enemies, not our friends. - Margot Asquith

When it is a matter of money, all men are of the same religion. - Voltaire

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing

I once heard a preacher who sorely tempted me to go to church no more. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A thorough knowledge of the Bible is worth more than a college education. - Theodore Roosevelt

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy. - Frank Sinatra

Church is the only society on earth that exists for the benefit of non-members. - William Temple

Was this the face that launched a thousand ships, and burnt the towers of Ilium? - Christopher Marlowe

We have just enough religion to make us hate but not enough to make us love one another. - Jonathan Swift

The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke

I don't see anywhere in the Bible where it says you shouldn't get breast implants. - Carrie Prejean

Religion is like a map. The route isn't important. It's the destination that matters. - Marianne Williamson

If religion is to be treated with intellectual respect, then it must stand the test of truth. - Ravi Zacharias

Sex is the mysticism of materialism and the only possible religion in a materialistic society. - Malcolm Muggeridge

He was of the faith chiefly in the sense that the church he currently did not attend was Catholic. - Kingsley Amis

Your daily life is your temple and your religion. Whenever you enter into it take with you your all. - Kahlil Gibran

I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls in to line. - Lucille Ball

It's hard for me to imagine why a church that has younger members wouldn't have a blog component. - Mark Batterson

The world says everything happens randomly, without reason. But the Bible reassures us that God works in all things. - David Jeremiah

It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand. - Mark Twain

It is from the Bible that man has learned cruelty, rapine, and murder; for the belief of a cruel God makes a cruel man. - Thomas Paine

You must mind and not lower the Church in people's eyes by seeming to be frightened about it for such a little thing. - George Eliot

He who begins with Metaphysics will not only become confused in matters of religion, but will fall into complete infidelity. - Maimonides

I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

Some keep the Sabbath going to Church
I keep it, staying at Home
With a Bobolink for a Chorister
And an Orchard for a Dome - Emily Dickinson

The secret of my success? It is simple. It is found in the Bible, 'In all thy ways acknowledge Him and He shall direct thy paths.' - George Washington Carver

Make your own Bible. Select and collect all the words and sentences that in all your readings have been to you like the blast of a trumpet. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I you can make any leading religion of the world look like complete nonsense, you can be sure of only one thing: you haven't understood it. - Wilfred Cantwell Smith

The Bible tells us that Jesus Christ came to do three things. He came to have my past forgiven, you get a purpose for living and a home in Heaven - Rick Warren