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Very Hot Air Balloon

When too much gas can be exhausting

Very Hot Air Balloon thanks to Jerry VanHorne

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Coffee and love taste best when hot. - German Proverb

Conference: Hot air on a high level. - Gerald Barzan

I'm still hot - it just comes in flashes. - Unknown

We must rekindle the fire of idealism in our society. - Joe Biden

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

Words are only painted fire; a book is the fire itself. - Mark Twain

I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean. - G K Chesterton

People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes. - Abigail Van Buren

I never feel so much myself as when I'm in a hot bath. - Sylvia Plath

My first day as a woman and I am already having hot flushes. - Robin Williams

The inner fire is the most important thing mankind possesses. - Edith Sodergran

It was so hot today I saw a robin dipping his worm in Nestea. - Johnny Carson

Amazing women don't have hot flashes. We have power surges. - Unknown

The mind is not a vessel to be filled, but a fire to be kindled. - Plutarch

In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo

She's mad but she's magic. There's no lie in her fire. - Charles Bukowski

It was so hot today I saw a pigeon walking in the shadow of Orson Welles. - Johnny Carson

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry

When it gets hot like this, you know what I do? I keep my undies in the ice box. - Marilyn Monroe

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

Success isn't a result of spontaneous combustion. You must set yourself on fire. - Arnold H Glasow

I took a physical for some life insurance. All they would give me was fire and theft. - Milton Berle

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin

This momentous question, like a fire bell in the night, awakened and filled me with terror. - Thomas Jefferson

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

You know you're getting old when your idea of a hot, flaming desire is a barbecued steak. - Victoria Fabiano

You're an old-timer if you can remember when setting the world on fire was a figure of speech. - Franklin P Jones

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

In France we leave unmolested those who set fire to the house, and persecute those who sound the alarm. - Sebastien Chamfort

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

Always serve too much hot fudge sauce on hot fudge sundaes. It makes people overjoyed, and puts them in your debt. - Judith Olney

There was a fire at the main Inland Revenue office in London today, but it was put out before any serious good was done. - Ronnie Corbett

Canada is a balloon-puncturing country. You are not really allowed to be an icon unless you also make an idiot of yourself. - Margaret Atwood

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder

At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell

Well, yes, I've fired a lot of people. Generally I like other people to fire, because it's always a lousy task. But I have fired many people. - Donald Trump


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