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Very Hot Air Balloon

When too much gas can be exhausting

Very Hot Air Balloon thanks to Jerry VanHorne

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Add not fire to fire. - Greek proverb

Hot Chocolate: Stolen candy - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Genius is initiative on fire. - Holbrook Jackson

Are my hot flashes causing Global Warming? - Unknown

I'm still hot - it just comes in flashes. - Unknown

Content is fire and social media is gasoline. - Jay Baer

Hot heads and cold hearts never solved anything. - Billy Graham

Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice. - Robert Frost

Tell the men to fire faster and not give up the ship. - Captain James Lawrence

We must rekindle the fire of idealism in our society. - Joe Biden

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

I never feel so much myself as when I'm in a hot bath. - Sylvia Plath

My first day as a woman and I am already having hot flushes. - Robin Williams

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

By the time I have money to burn, my fire will have burnt out. - Unknown

Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha

In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo

She's mad but she's magic. There's no lie in her fire. - Charles Bukowski

Managers light a fire under people; leaders light a fire in people. - Kathy Austin

It was so hot today I saw a pigeon walking in the shadow of Orson Welles. - Johnny Carson

Yesterday is ashes; tomorrow wood. Only today does the fire burn brightly. - Eskimo Proverb

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

We feel free when we escape - even when it be from the frying pan into the fire. - Eric Hoffer

I can see you in the kitchen bending over a hot stove, and I can't see the stove. - Groucho Marx

I took a physical for some life insurance. All they would give me was fire and theft. - Milton Berle

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

This momentous question, like a fire bell in the night, awakened and filled me with terror. - Thomas Jefferson

Thursday: 1. What you get when crossing the desert; 2. How you feel crossing the desert on a hot day. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

The fire of the diamond of true identity is always there; it just needs the Master's crafting to reveal it. - Kenneth G Mills

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton

We've never been cool, we're hot. Irish people are Italians who can't dress, Jamaicans who can't dance. - Bono

There was a fire at the main Inland Revenue office in London today, but it was put out before any serious good was done. - Ronnie Corbett

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

As a rule man is a fool,
When it's hot he wants it cool,
When it's cool he wants it hot,
Always wanting what is not. - Unknown

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas

Well, yes, I've fired a lot of people. Generally I like other people to fire, because it's always a lousy task. But I have fired many people. - Donald Trump


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