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Wall Climb

Off the wall climbing - who needs a ladder?

Wall Climb thanks to Keith Blake

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Climb every Mountie. - Dick Vosburgh

Trick Photography: Focus pocus - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Vanity plays lurid tricks with our memory. - John Conrad

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett

The trick is growing up without growing old. - Casey Stengel

You can't teach an old dogma new tricks. - Dorothy Parker

There is Jackson, standing like a stone wall. - Bernard Bee

Face your fears or they will climb over your back. - Frank Herbert

Home is any four walls that enclose the right person. - Helen Rowland

You are confined only by the walls you build yourself. - Unknown

Writing is throwing spaghetti at a wall to see what sticks. - Kelly E. Lindner

Noise is a buffer, more effective than cubicles or booth walls. - Margaret Heffernan

The quickest way to become an old dog is to stop learning new tricks. - John Rooney

Bridge Partner: A person who is undesirable if he has a one-trick mind. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't spend time beating on a wall, hoping to transform it into a door. - Coco Chanel

Climb mountains not so the world can see you, but so you can see the world. - David McCullough

You will see that it is easier to go down the social ladder than to climb it. - Albert Camus

My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee. - Phyllis Diller

Age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body. - Unknown

After climbing a great hill, one only finds that there are many more hills to climb. - Nelson Mandela

Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall instead of using it. - Gordon R. Dickson

The fall of the Berlin Wall makes for nice pictures. But it all started in the shipyards. - Lech Walesa

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman

It isn't the mountains ahead to climb that wear you out; it's the pebble in your shoe. - Muhammad Ali

Visual storytelling of one kind or another has been around since cavemen were drawing on the walls. - Frank Darabont

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

If you can't control your anger, you are as helpless as a city without walls waiting to be attacked. - Book of Proverbs

You can't fall if you don't climb. But there's no joy in living your whole life on the ground. - Unknown

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

Wall Street is the only place that people ride to in a Rolls Royce to get advice from those who take the subway. - Warren Buffett

Figure out what you hope for. Live inside that hope, running down its hallways, touching the walls on both sides. - Barbara Kingsolver

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

Love recognizes no barriers. It jumps hurdles, leaps fences, penetrates walls to arrive at its destination full of hope. - Maya Angelou

Freedom has many difficulties and democracy is not perfect. But we have never had to put a wall up to keep our people in. - John F Kennedy

My best security is within the munitions of an immutable Jehovah, where His unalterable promises stand like giant walls of rock. - Charles H Spurgeon

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein

In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage. - Robert Anderson

My writing philosophy is throwing spaghetti against the wall. That's how I take pictures, too. If I take 100, surely one will be good. - Amanda Peet


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