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Wall Climb

Off the wall climbing - who needs a ladder?

Wall Climb thanks to Keith Blake

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Not all classrooms have four walls. - Unknown

When you reach the top, keep climbing. - Zen Aphorism

Walnuts: People who are crazy about walls - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Vanity plays lurid tricks with our memory. - John Conrad

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

There is Jackson, standing like a stone wall. - Bernard Bee

Face your fears or they will climb over your back. - Frank Herbert

To climb steep hills requires a slow pace at first. - William Shakespeare

You want me on that wall, you need me on that wall! - Jack Nicholson

You are confined only by the walls you build yourself. - Unknown

Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all? - Snow White and the Seven Dwarves

Writing is throwing spaghetti at a wall to see what sticks. - Kelly E. Lindner

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

Gastric Ulcer: Something you get mountain-climbing over mole hills - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In Wall Street the only thing that's hard to explain is next week. - Louis Rukeyser

Bridge Partner: A person who is undesirable if he has a one-trick mind. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't spend time beating on a wall, hoping to transform it into a door. - Coco Chanel

When people ask if I do my own stunts, I always answer, "Not on purpose." - Billy Bob Thornton

My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee. - Phyllis Diller

Age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body. - Unknown

We're all capable of climbing so much higher than we usually permit ourselves to suppose. - Octavia Butler

Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races. - Homer Simpson

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them back in bed again. - Will Rogers

Most of us can read the writing on the wall; we just assume it's addressed to someone else. - Ivern Ball

During World War II children were not allowed to trick or treat because there was a sugar shortage. - Linda Bozzo

If you can't control your anger, you are as helpless as a city without walls waiting to be attacked. - Book of Proverbs

When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out. - Erma Bombeck

As skateboarding evolved, it evolved away from competition. Having a best-trick contest doesn't work. - Rob Dyrdek

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

Be united with other Christians. A wall with loose bricks is not good. The bricks must be cemented together. - Corrie Ten Boom

Figure out what you hope for. Live inside that hope, running down its hallways, touching the walls on both sides. - Barbara Kingsolver

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

The words of the prophets are written on the subway walls and tenements halls and whispered in the sounds of silence. - Paul Simon

Love recognizes no barriers. It jumps hurdles, leaps fences, penetrates walls to arrive at its destination full of hope. - Maya Angelou

He who would learn to fly on day must first learn to stand and walk and run and climb and dance; one cannot fly into flying. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

My best security is within the munitions of an immutable Jehovah, where His unalterable promises stand like giant walls of rock. - Charles H Spurgeon

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

When a poet digs himself into a hole, he doesn't climb out. He digs deeper, enjoys the scenery, and comes out the other side enlightened. - Criss Jami

Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - Joe-kster


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