QuotaBillsAlgebra: Undergarment worn by female math teachers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Mathematics knows no races or geographic boundaries. - David Hilbert
Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde
Malaria: Several shopping centers close to each other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A child educated only at school is an uneducated child. - George Santayana
Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles. - Maya Lin
A college education shows a man how little other people know. - T.C. Hailburton
Math is like love - a simple idea but it can get complicated. - R. Drabek
"Obvious" is the most dangerous word in mathematics. - Eric T. Bell
If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics. - Francis Bacon
God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain
Academe: An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school. - Adlai Stevenson
Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown
Like the crest of a peacock, so is mathematics at the head of all knowledge. - Indian Proverb
Mathematics consists of proving the most obvious thing in the least obvious way. - George Polya
I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander
When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley
Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle
Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown
Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper. - David Hilbert
There are 3 kinds of people in this world: those who are good at math, and those who aren't. - Unknown
If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college. - Sargent Shriver
If I feel unhappy, I do mathematics to become happy. If I am happy, I do mathematics to keep happy. - Alfred Renyi
For the execution of the voyage to the Indies, I did not make use of intelligence, mathematics or maps. - Christopher Columbus
I had a feeling once about mathematics – that I saw it all... but it was after dinner and I let it go. - Winston Churchill
Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons
Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns
It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain
Mathematics is the only science where one never knows what one is talking about nor whether what is said is true. - Bertrand Russell
I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves
It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows. - Henry L. Doherty
Probably no symbol in mathematics has evoked as much mystery, romanticism, misconception and human interest as the number pi. - William L Schaaf
I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman
Mathematics may be defined as the subject in which we never know what we are talking about, nor whether what we are saying is true. - Rene Descartes
Mathematics takes us into the region of absolute necessity, to which not only the actual word, but every possible word, must conform. - Bertrand Russell
Mathematics is not a careful march down a well-cleared highway, but a journey into a strange wilderness where the explorers often get lost. - W.S. Anglin
Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer
Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Historically the family has played the primary role in educating children for life, with the school providing supplemental scaffolding to the family. - Stephen Covey