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Warm Bus Stop

Feeling warm on a cold day

Warm Bus Stop thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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It's too late Edith, my bus has sailed. - Archie Bunker

Chop your own wood, and it will warm you twice. - Henry Ford

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb

A diamond is the only kind of ice that keeps a girl warm. - Elizabeth Taylor

Let's bask in television's warm, glowing, warming glow. - Homer Simpson

A friendship that like love is warm; A love like friendship, steady. - Thomas Moore

Never marry anyone you could not sit next to during a three-day bus trip. - Roger Ebert

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

Sun salutations can energize and warm you, even on the darkest, coldest winter day. - Carol Krucoff

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

There's an old saying, "Ya don't keep runnin' after you catch the bus." - Archie Bunker

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. - Unknown

Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart. - Kay Knudsen

When you realize you've made a mistake, make amends immediately. It's easier to eat crow while it's still warm. - Unknown

It is good for a man to invite his ghosts into his warm interior, out of the wild night, into the firelight, out of the howling dark. - A.S. Byatt

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. - Oprah Winfrey


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