Water Stoppers

In the ant's house, the dew is a flood. - Danish Proverb

Muddy water is best cleared by leaving it alone. - Alan Watts

Like water, we are truest to our nature in repose. - Cyril Connolly

We're just sweeping dirty dishes under the rug. - Archie Bunker

You never miss the water till the well has run dry. - Irish Proverb

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean. - G K Chesterton

I moved to Florida because you don't have to shovel water. - James Randi

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it. - WC Fields

I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add to it. - Steven Wright

Somewhere, behind space and time,
Is wetter water, slimier slime. - Rupert Brooke

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

The Spanish assailed the unassailable, the Dutch defended the indefensible. - Unknown

I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it. - Joan Rivers

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

The dignity of movement of an iceberg is due to only one ninth of it being above water. - Ernest Hemingway

We should be as water, which is lower than all things yet stronger even than the rocks. - Sioux Proverb

The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first one was useless. - Nicolas Chamfort

If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright

Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

America's present need is not heroics but healing; not nostrums but normalcy; not revolution but restoration. - Warren G. Harding

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie

Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope

After all, when a stone is dropped into a pond, the water continues quivering even after the stone has sunk to the bottom. - Arthur Golden

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry