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Water Walkers - Part I

Where it's easy to walk on water

Water Walkers - Part I thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Water Walkers - Part I thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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We walk by faith, not by sight. - 2 Corinthians 7

Do crabs think we walk sideways? - Bill Murray

I will not walk backward in life. - JRR Tolkien

All know the way, few actually walk it. - Bodhidharma

Sacrilege: Shelf for bottles of holy water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm walking here! I'm walking here! - Midnight Cowboy

I am a slow walker, but I never walk backwards. - Abraham Lincoln

The conscious water saw its Master and blushed. - Alexander Pope

If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright

You never miss the water till the well has run dry. - Irish Proverb

Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. - Steven Wright

God is at home, it's we who have gone out for a walk. - Meister Eckhart

If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. - Loren Eiseley

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying. - Charlie Chaplin

If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm. - Malayan Proverb

Love and work are to people, what water and sunshine are to plants. - Jonathan Haidt

Hydroponic Gardening: Using a plant to convert water into yard work - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Want to walk fast, walk alone.
Want to walk far, walk together. - African Proverb

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it. - WC Fields

You can become a winner only if you are willing to walk over the edge. - Damon Runyon

Walk boldly and wisely... there is a hand above that will help thee on. - Philip James Bailey

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

Be enthusiastic as a leader. You can't light a fire with a wet match. - Unknown

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it. - Joan Rivers

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

The last time I saw him he was walking down Lover's Lane holding his own hand. - Fred Allen

Don't throw away the old bucket until you know whether the new one holds water. - Swedish Proverb

My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

The dignity of movement of an iceberg is due to only one ninth of it being above water. - Ernest Hemingway

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller

Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years. - Betsy Salkind

I can imagine few worse fates than walking around for the rest of one's life wearing a typo. - Anne Fadiman

So come, and slowly we will walk through green gardens and marvel at this strange and sweet world. - Sylvia Plath

A wise man adapts himself to circumstances, as water shapes itself to the vessel that contains it. - Chinese Proverb

If we learned to walk and talk the way we learn to read an write, everyone would limp and stutter. - Mark Twain

Stalking: When two people go for a long romantic walk together but only one of them knows about it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher

Walk away from anything or anyone who takes away from your joy. Life is too short to put up with fools. - Unknown

A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life. - William Arthur Ward

This is what the Lord asks of you: only this, to act justly, to love tenderly, and to walk humbly with your God. - Bible

Gold and diamonds are nice, but clean, crisp, controlled water has long been the preeminent hallmark of the rich. - Anthony Doerr

Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope

If you're walking down the right path and you're willing to keep walking, eventually you'll make progress. - Barack Obama

After all, when a stone is dropped into a pond, the water continues quivering even after the stone has sunk to the bottom. - Arthur Golden

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

I felt as if I were walking with destiny, and that all my past life had been but a preparation for this hour and this trial. - Winston Churchill

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

One day you will ask me which is more important? My life or yours? I will say mine and you will walk away not knowing that you are my life. - Khalil Gibran

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

Life is always walking up to us and saying, "Come on in, the living's fine," and what do we do? Back off and take its picture. - Russell Baker

A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller


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