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Water Walkers - Part I

Where it's easy to walk on water

Water Walkers - Part I thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Water Walkers - Part I thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Hope is a walking dream. - Aristotle

We walk by faith, not by sight. - 2 Corinthians 7

Postage Dew: Mail delivered wet - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I walk slowly but never backwards. - Abraham Lincoln

Walk The Plank: A pirate's board game - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Friendship is a plant we must often water. - German Proverb

Sacrilege: Shelf for bottles of holy water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The water doesn't know how old you are. - Dara Torres

I'm walking here! I'm walking here! - Midnight Cowboy

Thirst was made for water; inquiry for truth. - C S Lewis

Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields

He was so good he would pour rose water on a toad. - Douglas Jerrold

You never miss the water till the well has run dry. - Irish Proverb

People run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water. - Charles Bukowski

Faith lightens the path your shadowed mind has to walk. - Michelle Horst

Anywhere is walking distance if you've got the time. - Steven Wright

Take a walk with a turtle. And behold the world in pause. - Bruce Feiler

Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed. - Josh Billings

If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. - Loren Eiseley

Lines of gulls standing on glassy blue patches of wet sand. - Cathleen Schine

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg

The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears or the sea. - Isak Dinesen

If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm. - Malayan Proverb

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

Love and work are to people, what water and sunshine are to plants. - Jonathan Haidt

Hydroponic Gardening: Using a plant to convert water into yard work - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it. - WC Fields

Walk boldly and wisely... there is a hand above that will help thee on. - Philip James Bailey

Boat: A hole in the water surrounded by wood into which one pours money - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

Children are like wet cement. Whatever falls on them makes an impression. - Haim Ginott

The farmer allows walkers across the field for free, but the bull charges. - Unknown

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

You don't drown by falling into water. You only drown if you stay there. - Zig Ziglar

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

They invented wheelbarrows to teach FAA inspectors to walk on their hind legs. - Martin Caidin

My feet will want to walk to where you are sleeping, but I shall go on living. - Pablo Neruda

Make a bet every day, otherwise you might walk around lucky and never know it. - Jimmy Jones

I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night. - WC Fields

I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

I'm not a walking extra in a Chekhov play; I'm no Slavic gloom or Irish gloom. - Orson Welles

We should be as water, which is lower than all things yet stronger even than the rocks. - Sioux Proverb

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

I know it is wet and the sun is not sunny, but we can have lots of good fun that is funny. - Dr. Seuss

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years. - Betsy Salkind

What is harder than rock, or softer than water? Yet soft water hollows out hard rock. Persevere. - Ovid

We will walk the path not of retribution or revenge but the path of reconciliation and forgiveness. - Mahatma Gandhi

If I lose, I'll walk away and never feel bad because I did all I could. There was nothing more to do. - Joe Frazier

A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

I walk like a duck: very straight up and down. Or like a penguin. It's a dead giveaway that I'm a dancer. - David Hallberg

Gold and diamonds are nice, but clean, crisp, controlled water has long been the preeminent hallmark of the rich. - Anthony Doerr

May you always walk in sunshine. May you never want for more. May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door. - Irish Blessings

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

Our society is walking through a maze of cultural land mines and the heaviest price is exacted as we send our children on ahead. - Ravi Zacharias

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller


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