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Water Walkers - Part II

Staying on the top side of wet

Water Walkers - Part II thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Where it’s easy to walk on water

Water Walkers - Part II thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Water Walkers - Part II thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Water Walkers - Part II thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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My soul is in the sky. - William Shakespeare

Out of water, I am nothing. - Duke Kahanamoku

Women hold up half the sky. - Mao Zedong

Do crabs think we walk sideways? - Bill Murray

I fell of my pink cloud with a thud. - Elizabeth Taylor

Fog is just clouds that have fell down. - Unknown

Grey skies are just clouds passing over. - Duke Ellington

He who hurries can not walk with dignity. - Chinese Proverb

Clouds: The travelling mountains of the sky - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet. - Bob Marley

If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright

Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet. - Roger Miller

An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill

Raising kids is a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

The way is not in the sky. The way is in the heart. - Buddha

A mixture of brandy and water spoils two good things. - Charles Lamb

Faith lightens the path your shadowed mind has to walk. - Michelle Horst

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg

Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx

If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

Washable: What a cowboy does, very carefully, with soap and water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Want to walk fast, walk alone.
Want to walk far, walk together. - African Proverb

I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add to it. - Steven Wright

Walk boldly and wisely... there is a hand above that will help thee on. - Philip James Bailey

The farmer allows walkers across the field for free, but the bull charges. - Unknown

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it's a beautiful day. - Unknown

If everyone helps to hold up the sky, then one person does not become tired. - Tshi Proverb

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

They invented wheelbarrows to teach FAA inspectors to walk on their hind legs. - Martin Caidin

I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge? - Douglas Adams

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't throw away the old bucket until you know whether the new one holds water. - Swedish Proverb

I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole. - Unknown

Birds find shelter during the rain, but eagles avoid rain by flying above the clouds. - Abdul Kalam

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

A pedestrian is a man in danger of his life. A walker is a man in possession of his soul. - David McCord

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

I walk around like everything if fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off. - Unknown

Drama does not just walk into our lives. Either we create it, invite it, or associate with it. - Brandi L. Bates

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

What is harder than rock, or softer than water? Yet soft water hollows out hard rock. Persevere. - Ovid

Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry

A wise man adapts himself to circumstances, as water shapes itself to the vessel that contains it. - Chinese Proverb

When the clergyman's daughter
Drinks nothing but water
She's certain to finish on gin. - Rudyard Kipling

A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

Gold and diamonds are nice, but clean, crisp, controlled water has long been the preeminent hallmark of the rich. - Anthony Doerr

Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope

After all, when a stone is dropped into a pond, the water continues quivering even after the stone has sunk to the bottom. - Arthur Golden

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

Every man must decide whether he will walk in the light of creative altruism, or in the darkness of destructive selfishness. - Martin Luther King Jr

Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown

Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers

A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend


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