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Water Walkers - Part II

Staying on the top side of wet

Water Walkers - Part II thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Where it’s easy to walk on water

Water Walkers - Part II thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Water Walkers - Part II thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Water Walkers - Part II thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Do crabs think we walk sideways? - Bill Murray

I walk slowly but never backwards. - Abraham Lincoln

RIP boiling water - you will be mist. - Unknown

All know the way, few actually walk it. - Bodhidharma

He who hurries can not walk with dignity. - Chinese Proverb

Friendship is a plant we must often water. - German Proverb

The water doesn't know how old you are. - Dara Torres

To walk out of His will is to walk into nowhere. - C S Lewis

An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill

The way is not in the sky. The way is in the heart. - Buddha

You know you're old if your walker has an airbag. - Phyllis Diller

We never know the worth of water till the well is dry. - English Proverb

Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. - Steven Wright

Take a walk with a turtle. And behold the world in pause. - Bruce Feiler

God is at home, it's we who have gone out for a walk. - Meister Eckhart

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg

The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears or the sea. - Isak Dinesen

I took a walk in the woods and came out taller than the trees. - Henry David Thoreau

The sky is the limit only for those who aren't afraid to fly. - Bob Bello

I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet. - Mohandas K. Gandhi

In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo

You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini. - Mae West

If his IQ slips any lower, we'll have to water him twice a day. - Molly Ivins

We cannot walk alone... We cannot turn back... I have a dream today! - Martin Luther King Jr

Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner

You can become a winner only if you are willing to walk over the edge. - Damon Runyon

Somewhere, behind space and time,
Is wetter water, slimier slime. - Rupert Brooke

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it's a beautiful day. - Unknown

Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

When in doubt as to the applicability of a disinfectant, use soap and water. - Martin H. Fischer

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

There are no wrong turnings. Only paths we had not known we were meant to walk. - Guy Gavriel Kay

I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra

My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray

I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole. - Unknown

Birds find shelter during the rain, but eagles avoid rain by flying above the clouds. - Abdul Kalam

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

When ya go out there in the water and ya start crossing your longirudes and lassitudes. - Archie Bunker

It is better to limp along the right path than to walk strongly in the wrong direction. - St Thomas Aquinas

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

While waiting for a Moses to lead us into the promised land, we have forgotten how to walk. - Wendell Johnson

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana

What is harder than rock, or softer than water? Yet soft water hollows out hard rock. Persevere. - Ovid

As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round. - Ben Hogan

When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either use one more club or two more balls. - Unknown

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Respect yourself to walk away from anything that no longer serves you, grows you, or makes you happy. - Unknown

The secret to living well and longer is: EAT half; WALK double; LAUGH triple; and LOVE without measure. - Unknown

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

I walk like a duck: very straight up and down. Or like a penguin. It's a dead giveaway that I'm a dancer. - David Hallberg

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

After all, when a stone is dropped into a pond, the water continues quivering even after the stone has sunk to the bottom. - Arthur Golden

Every man must decide whether he will walk in the light of creative altruism, or in the darkness of destructive selfishness. - Martin Luther King Jr

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

A cloudy day or a little sunshine have as great an influence on many constitutions as the most recent blessings or misfortunes. - Joseph Addison

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

It's better to look at the sky than live there. Such an empty place; so vague. Just a country where the thunder goes and things disappear. - Truman Capote

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson


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