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Watermelon Treat
When food is left unattended at the picnic table
Too tempting on a hot day
I don't believe in dining on an empty stomach. - WC Fields
When one has tasted watermelon he knows what the angels eat. - Mark Twain
Don't let the seeds stop you from enjoying the watermelon. - Unknown
Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face. - Enrico Caruso
Life is a slice of watermelon: never without seeds but sweet 'til the bitter end. - Unknown
Life is like a good watermelon, sweet and juicy... but you still have to pick out the seeds to enjoy every bit of it. - Unknown
When one has tasted watermelon he knows what the angels eat. - Mark Twain
Don't let the seeds stop you from enjoying the watermelon. - Unknown
Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face. - Enrico Caruso
Life is a slice of watermelon: never without seeds but sweet 'til the bitter end. - Unknown
Life is like a good watermelon, sweet and juicy... but you still have to pick out the seeds to enjoy every bit of it. - Unknown
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