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Wedding Dress For Sale

Regifting for the bride not to be

Wedding Dress For Sale thanks to Mike King

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Shopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw

Clarity trumps persuasion. - Flint McGlaughlin

Marketing: Lying in loafers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Marriage is heaven and hell. - German Proverb

Marriage is the sunset of love. - French Proverb

Knewlyweds: Second marriage for both - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen

She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

Marketing isn't magic. There is a science to it. - Dan Zarrella

The woman cries before the wedding and the man after. - Polish Proverb

Malaria: Several shopping centers close to each other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There's more to marriage than four bare legs in a bed. - English Proverb

There is no perfect marriage, for there are no perfect men. - French Proverb

The secret to a happy marriage? Do what your wife tells you. - Denzel Washington

No great marketing decision was ever made on quantitative data. - John Sculley

The more you invest in a marriage, the more valuable it becomes. - Amy Grant

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - Ogden Nash

I've been married twice but I haven't had a marriage yet. - Jennifer Lopez

A good thing sells itself; a bad thing advertises itself for sale. - African Saying

Marriage is better than leprosy because it's easier to get rid of. - WC Fields

The Pirate is surrealism and so, in a curious way, is Father of the Bride. - Vincente Minnelli

Bargain Sale: A place where a woman can ruin one dress while she buys another - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. - Gloria Steinem

There is no such thing as a bad client, but there such a thing as bad advertising. - Jerry D Femina

A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming

Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert

Every time I try to make my marriage more exciting, my wife finds out about it right away. - Bob Monkhouse

Put your energy into making things that are likeable, not some douchey social media strategy. - Matthew Inman

No matter what, the very first piece of social media real estate I'd start with is a blog. - Chris Brogan

Without the will, marriage is a mockery; without the emotion, it is a drudgery. You need both. - Ravi Zacharias

Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation. - Mark Twain

It is not your love that sustains the marriage, but from now on, the marriage that sustains your love. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

If your cousin Maude says one wrong word to me, we're gonna be leaving before the bride takes the shower. - Archie Bunker

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the only miracle the Vatican has overlooked. - Bill Cosby

Advertising is a valuable economic factor because it is the cheapest way of selling goods, particularly if the goods are worthless. - Sinclair Lewis

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel


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