What Bird?

A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

A married man is a caged bird. - Spanish Proverb

International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker

The early bird catches the worm. - English Proverb

Birds of a feather flock together. - English Proverb

After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb

Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

I want to paint the way a bird sings. - Claude Monet

A gun gives you the body, not the bird. - Henry David Thoreau

The freedom of birds is an insult to me. - Cormac McCarthy

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. - English Proverb

Heavenly bodies are nests of invisible birds. - Dejan Stojanovic

The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship. - William Blake

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

No bird soars too high if he soars with his own wings. - William Blake

The bird is powered by its own life and by its motivation. - Abdul Kalam

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp. - John Berry

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain

Though what bird in the best of circumstances does not look a little stricken? - Lorrie Moore

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer; it sings because it has a song. - Lou Holtz

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali

My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return. - Jewish Proverb

We could not understand that there was anything about a bird that could not be built on a larger scale. - Orville Wright

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

Just as the bird sings or the butterfly soars, because it is his natural characteristic, so the artist works. - Alma Gluck

Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Ogden Nash

It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen