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What Bird?

Cat in the act

What Bird? thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Some days it's hard to hide the evidence

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International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker

The early bird catches the worm. - English Proverb

After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

A gun gives you the body, not the bird. - Henry David Thoreau

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. - English Proverb

Heavenly bodies are nests of invisible birds. - Dejan Stojanovic

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

No bird soars too high if he soars with his own wings. - William Blake

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

The bird is powered by its own life and by its motivation. - Abdul Kalam

I never wanted to weigh more heavily on a man than a bird. - Coco Chanel

A peacock that rests on his feathers is just another turkey. - Dolly Parton

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

A bird in the hand is a certainty, but a bird in the bush may sing. - Bret Harte

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

Cynicism is intellectual dandyism without the coxcomb's feathers. - George Meredith

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain

I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. - Steven Wright

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller

Love is not only the story of butterflies or birds; it is also the story of jackals and hounds. - M.F. Moonzajer

A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return. - Jewish Proverb

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain


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