Where Nobody Speeds
The Mounties always get their man
QuotaBillsUnsafe at any speed. - Ralph Nader
Police do not belong in war zones. - Daniel K Moran
OK, so what's the speed of dark? - Steven Wright
Damn the torpedoes! Full speed ahead! - David Farragut
Goose Bumps: To keep geese from speeding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Speed is life. Altitude is life insurance. - Unknown
Welcome the coming, speed the parting guest. - Homer
Speed is not a priority, just enjoy your hike. - Barry Putra
The speed of a runaway horse counts for nothing. - Jean Cocteau
In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren
All mothers have intuition. The great ones have radar. - Cathy Guisewite
The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy. - Von Clausewitz
The speed of the leader determines the rate of the pack. - Wayne Lukas
Once you're over the hill, you begin to pick up speed. - Charles M Shulz
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. - Steven Wright
Police Station: A place where sleeping is all right in a pinch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
When you're over the hill, that's when you pick up speed. - Quincy Jones
I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin
It is a lot harder now to be a police officer than what it used to be. - Steven Seagal
When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon
Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police. - Unknown
The police force cannot be completely independent of the executive government. - P Chidambaram
If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin
A great athlete does not come from muscle, speed, and skill, but from the mind first. - Dan E. Welker
There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson
The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on. - Ronnie Corbett
The police feel that most of the public are against them and that there is a lot of bad feeling. - Peter James
Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson
The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love
If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest. - Kin Hubbard
Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock
I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife. - Ilie Nastase
Speed Limit: The velocity one must exceed by approximately 10 MPH on a major highway or risk being run off the road - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Long runs improve your endurance but shorter intervals improve your speed. They are mutually beneficial for a distance runner. - Eliud Kipchoge
I took a course in speed reading. Then I got Reader's Digest on microfilm. By the time I got the machine set up, I was done. - Steven Wright
When I was a kid, one cop could have taken care of the whole neighborhood. Now, one cop wouldn't be safe in the neighborhood. - Mike Royko
I think our police are excellent, probably because I have not done anything that has occasioned being beaten up by these good men. - Clement Freud
When you have police officers who abuse citizens, you erode public confidence in law enforcement. That makes the job of good police officers unsafe. - Mary F Berry
One of the fondest expressions around is that we can't be the world's policeman. But guess who gets called when suddenly someone needs a cop. - Colin Powell