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The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

Work is a necessary evil to be avoided. - Mark Twain

Luck is when hard work meets opportunity. - David Foster

All work and no plagiarism makes for dull sermons. - Henry Ward Beecher

Work spares us from three evils: boredom, vice, and need. - Voltaire

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. - Thomas Jefferson

The work cycle is not plan/start/finish, but is wait/plan/plan. - Unknown

Whatever your work, dignify it with your best thought and effort. - Esther B York

Work banishes those three great evils: boredom, vice, and poverty. - Voltaire

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches. - Will Rogers

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid. - Benjamin Franklin

Don't tell me how hard you work. Tell me how much you get done. - James Ling

My wife and I are getting remarried. Our divorce didn't work out. - Rodney Dangerfield

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. - Thomas Edison

There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after vacation. - Unknown

When you work with somebody, either the puzzle piece fits, or it doesn't. - Gary Goetzman

Work hard for what you want, because it won't come to you without a fight. - Unknown

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

Work as if you were to live a hundred years. Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin

Plans are only good intentions unless they immediately degenerate into hard work. - Peter F Drucker

Housework is work directly opposed to the possibility of human self-actualization. - Ann Oakley

If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work. - William Shakespeare

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

Just as there are no little people or unimportant lives, there is no insignificant work. - Elena Bonner

Children are not a distraction for more important work. They are the most important work. - C S Lewis

If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

Making better choices takes work. There is a daily give and take, but it is worth the effort. - Tom Rath

The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey

A feeling of aversion or attachment toward something is your clue that there's work to be done. - Ram Dass

All dentists talk while they work. They have inherited this from their professional ancestors, the barbers. - Mark Twain

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day. - Mickey Rooney

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

Nighttime is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep. - Catherine O'Hara

I do not see how a man can work on the frontiers of physics and write poetry at the same time. They are in opposition. - Paul Dirac

The worst disease which can afflict executives in their work is not, as popularly supposed, alcoholism; it's egotism. - Robert Frost

How lawyers make work for one another! You're all priests, worshipping the same god. No wonder you adore one another. - Joyce Carol Oates

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau


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