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What a piece of work is man! - William Shakespeare

Work without love is slavery. - Mother Teresa

Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

Don't hope for success. Work for it. - Unknown

Ingenuity, plus courage, plus work, equals miracles. - Bob Richards

Hard work is exhilarating; worrying hard is a killer. - Joe Segal

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi

Self-government won't work without self-discipline. - Paul Harvey

No man will work for your interests unless they are his. - David Seabury

If Plan A didn't work, the alphabet has 25 more letters! - Claire Cook

Cessation of work is not accompanied by cessation of expenses. - Cato the Elder

The true work of art is but a shadow of the divine perfection. - Mechelangelo di Lodovico

A leaf of grass is no less than the journey-work of the stars. - Walt Whitman

Exhibit pride in your work and humility in your accomplishments. - Unknown

Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love. - David McCullough

Careful thinking and hard work will solve nearly all your problems. - Ullery

Hydroponic Gardening: Using a plant to convert water into yard work - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Work with the raw material you have - namely you - and never let up. - Helen G Brown

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. - Thomas Edison

The best preparation for tomorrow is to do today's work superbly well. - William Osler

A professional is one who does his best work when he feels the least like working. - Frank Lloyd Wright

When the best leader's work is done the people say, 'We did it ourselves.' - Lao Tzu

Life, in all ranks and situations, is an outward occupation, an actual and active work. - W. Humboldt

Good management consists in showing average people how to do the work of superior people. - John Rockefeller

Fears work into the mind like maggots in a corpse; they fester and boil and work to no good. - David C. Smith & Richard L. Tierney

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

Do your work with your whole heart, and you will succeed - there's so little competition. - Elbert Hubbard

No human being will work hard at anything unless they believe that they are working for competence. - William Glasser

Reporter: "How many people work at the Vatican?"
Pope John XXIII: "About half." - Pope John XXIII

One machine can do the work of a hundred ordinary men, but no machine can do the work of one extraordinary man. - Elbert Hubbard

The secret of joy in work is contained in one word - excellence. To know how to do something well is to enjoy it. - Pearl S Buck

The companies that work are the ones that people really care about and have a vision for the world, so do something you like. - Mark Zuckerberg

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

Greatness is sifted through the grind, therefore don't despise the hard work now, for surely it will be worth it in the end. - Sanjo Jendayi

Success depends in a very large measure upon individual initiative and exertion, and cannot be achieved except by a dint of hard work. - Anna Pavlova

If you're interested in 'balancing' work and pleasure, stop trying to balance them. Instead make your work more pleasurable. - Donald Trump

A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell

Instead of thinking about where you are, think about where you want to be. It takes twenty years of hard work to become an overnight success. - Diana Rankin

There are two kinds of people: those who do the work and those who take the credit. Try to be in the first group - there is much less competition. - Indira Gandhi


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