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Window Closure

Apple app closes another Windows window

Window Closure thanks to Keith Blake

Looking at the Outside World of Real Life 2.0

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Exit: How you mark the spot. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Set wide the window. Let me drink the day. - Edith Wharton

We don't need nukes. We have the internet. - Alice Minium

I took the initiative in creating the internet. - Al Gore

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked. - Jeff Pesis

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with the internet. - Will Ferrell

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

The whole purpose of education is to turn mirrors into windows. - Sydney J. Harris

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

The internet turns 30 minutes of homework into 2 hours of homework. - Unknown

Window: 1. A looking-out glass; 2. Place in the truck to hang your guns. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet. - Santosh Kalwar

I'm so ugly I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning. - Rodney Dangerfield

Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant. - Mitchell Kapor

Few men of action have been able to make a graceful exit at the appropriate time. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The story of Easter is the story of God's wonderful window of divine surprise. - Carl Knudsen

Moving doesn't change who you are. It only changes the view outside your window. - Rachel Hollis

I had the most boring office job in the world - I used to clean the windows on envelopes. - Rita Rudner

Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles H Spurgeon

A habit cannot be tossed out the window. It must be coaxed down the stairs a step at a time. - Mark Twain

Love is a piano dropped from a fourth story window, and you were in the wrong place at the wrong time. - Ani DiFranco

I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy

Relying on the government to protect your privacy is like asking a peeping tom to install your window blinds. - John P Barlow

When we checked with the title insurance company, they said we had ... a complete right to that entrance and exit. - Donald Trump

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

Your assumptions are your windows on the world. Scrub them off every once in a while, or the light won't come in. - Alan Alda

From sixdegrees to Friendster to Facebook, social networking has become a familiar and ubiquitous part of the Internet. - David Kirkpatrick

Until Facebook came along, there was hardly anywhere on the public Internet where you had to operate with your real name. - David Kirkpatrick

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet service to see who they really are. - Will Ferrell

My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them. - Penn Jillette

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry

Trying to predict the future is like trying to drive down a country road at night with no lights while looking out the back window. - Peter F Drucker

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

Boat Anchor: 1. Thrown out when you need it, and taken in when you don't; 2. An old computer so useless that it needs to go to sea. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber

The problem with the internet is that it gives you everything - reliable material and crazy material. So the problem becomes, how do you discriminate? - Umberto Eco


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