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Window Fall Repair

Fall protection can be a real window pane

Window Fall Repair thanks to Barry McCartney

Preparing for a descent

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Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

How much is that doggie in the window? - Bob Merrill

Set wide the window. Let me drink the day. - Edith Wharton

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

A window of opportunity won't open itself. - Dave Weinbaum

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

It only rains straight down. God doesn't do windows. - Steven Wright

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The whole purpose of education is to turn mirrors into windows. - Sydney J. Harris

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

If a window of opportunity appears, don't pull down the shade. - Tom Peters

When grandparents enter the door, discipline flies out the window. - Ogden Nash

Love unlocks doors and opens windows that weren't even there before. - Mignon McLaughlin

Window: 1. A looking-out glass; 2. Place in the truck to hang your guns. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm an emotional eater. When I get upset, my diet goes out the window. - Kelly Osbourne

I'm so ugly I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning. - Rodney Dangerfield

Menopause is our chance to say, "I am woman - open a freaking window." - Unknown

It was a blonde. A blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained glass window. - Raymond Chandler

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

It's easier to build up a child than it is to repair an adult. Choose your words wisely. - Unknown

A habit cannot be tossed out the window. It must be coaxed down the stairs a step at a time. - Mark Twain

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter. - WC Fields

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Stop the words now. Open the window in the center of your chest and let the spirits fly in and out. - Rumi

My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown

Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

Relying on the government to protect your privacy is like asking a peeping tom to install your window blinds. - John P Barlow

Don't waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window - or break down a door. - Brooke Shields

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

We do not need to attend classroom training programs for everything. Observation opens the windows of knowledge around us. - Sukant Ratnakar

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

Trying to predict the future is like trying to drive down a country road at night with no lights while looking out the back window. - Peter F Drucker

I was born by Caesarian section... but not so you'd notice. It's just that when I leave a house, I go out through the window. - Steven Wright

It was any outcast's nightmare. If I looked carefully, I suspected I might find it beneath the black paint of the small acrylic by the window. - Nancy Werlin


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