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Time-ly office reflections

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Every cloud has a silver lining. - Proverb

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin

I talk to God but the sky is empty. - Sylvia Plath

I fell of my pink cloud with a thud. - Elizabeth Taylor

Fog is just clouds that have fell down. - Unknown

Knock on the sky and listen to the sound. - Zen Saying

You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben

A cloudy day is no match for a sunny disposition. - William Ward

Don't let one cloud obliterate the whole sky. - Anais Nin

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. - Mark Twain

The way is not in the sky. The way is in the heart. - Buddha

No date on the calendar is as important as tomorrow. - Roy W Howard

There is no friend like a sister, in calm or stormy weather. - Christina Rossetti

I've been on a calendar, but I've never been on time. - Marilyn Monroe

Pantomime is a big thing in the cultural calendar of my country. - Alan Cumming

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it's a beautiful day. - Unknown

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx

Every cloud has its silver lining but it is sometimes a little difficult to get it to the mint. - Don Marquis

I think the genetics of being Irish are that you sort of prefer when it's rainy and cloudy. - Kate Flannery

'Next time!' In what calendar are kept the records of those next times which never come? - Helen Hunt Jackson

You have to calendar time for yourself even if you have no idea what you're going to do with it. - Susie Bright

The visions are fragmented and a dark cloud spreads like spilt ink across the pages of possible futures. - Garth Nix

I refuse to believe in three things: cash, clock, and calendar. You should never be enslaved by these three. - Sharad Sagar

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

The practical importance of the preservation of our forests is augmented by their relations to climate, soil and streams. - John Muir

I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar, but I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar. - Robert Brault

Do you wish to rise? Begin by descending. You plan a tower that will pierce the clouds? Lay first the foundation of humility. - Saint Augustine

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

The climate, the economic situation, rising birth rates; none of these things give me a lot of hope or reason to be optimistic. - David Attenborough

The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young

The long, dull, monotonous years of middle-aged prosperity or middle-aged adversity are excellent campaigning weather for the devil. - C S Lewis

The tropical rain forests are a telling example. Once cut down, they rarely recover. Rainfall drops, deserts spread, the climate warms. - James Lovelock

The calendar of the Theocracy of Muntab counts down, not up. No-one knows why, but it might not be a good idea to hang around and find out. - Terry Pratchett

It's better to look at the sky than live there. Such an empty place; so vague. Just a country where the thunder goes and things disappear. - Truman Capote

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump

How much replay do we want? Because if you start doing it from the first inning to the ninth inning, you may have to time the game with a calendar. - Joe Torre


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