Windscreen Spoon

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

Only the spoon knows the pot's sorrows. - Don Orsati

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

I have measured out my life with coffee spoons. - T S Eliot

A spoon full of insulin helps the sugar go down. - Unknown

A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad. - Samuel Goldwyn

Food tastes best when you eat it with your own spoon. - Denmark Proverb

After all, it's only moving shadows on a silver screen. - Richard Fleischer

Look at life through the windshield, not the rearview mirror. - Byrd Baggett

We all thought we'd have flying cars by now, but we don't. - Dana Brunetti

The Wright Brothers flew through the smoke screen of impossibility. - Dorothea Brande

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

Spoon feeding in the long run teaches us nothing but the shape of the spoon. - E.M. Forster

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman

I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push. - Rodney Dangerfield

Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

The only way to see a movie is in a big theater, on a big screen, with a big bag of popcorn. - Dan Glickman

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

Have you ever taken anything out of the clothes basket because it had become, relatively, the cleaner thing? - Katherine Whitehorn

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright