QuotaBillsYou bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben
If winter comes, can spring be far behind? - Percy Bysshe Shelley
We can choose to hate the rain or dance in it. - Joan Marques
Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet. - Roger Miller
If you don't ride in the rain, you don't ride. - Unknown
Finally my winter fat is done. Now I have spring rolls. - Unknown
Winter is on my head, but eternal spring is in my heart. - Victor Hugo
Unbrella: An umbrella that the wind has turned inside-out - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks. - Brendan Behan
Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants. - Geraldo Rivera
You know it's summer in Ireland when the rain gets warmer. - Hal Roach
It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain
This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy
Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner
I tell you what always catches my eye. Short people with an umbrella. - Gary Delaney
The time will come when winter will ask what you were doing all summer. - Henry Clay
Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde
Anyone who says sunshine brings happiness has never danced in the rain. - Unknown
Mushrooms: Because they grow in damp places, they resemble patio umbrellas - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Save a boyfriend for a rainy day. And another, in case it doesn't rain. - Mae West
I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge? - Douglas Adams
It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr
What good is the warmth of summer, without the cold of winter to give it sweetness. - John Steinbeck
I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker
I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx
Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent. - Unknown
It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil
A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter. - WC Fields
Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young
A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost
Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson
The only thing more depressing than another six weeks of winter would be having to spend them in Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania. - Unknown
When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone
Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem
I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki
If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant; if we did not sometimes taste of adversity, prosperity would not be so welcome. - Anne Bradstreet
Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci
Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen
For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber
Passover and Easter are the only Jewish and Christian holidays that move in sync, like the ice skating pairs we saw during the winter Olympics. - Marvin Olasky