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Winter Tree

Fall colours in the Lower Rainland, B.C.

Winter Tree thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben

If winter comes, can spring be far behind? - Percy Bysshe Shelley

The rain falls on the just and the unjust. - Hopi Proverb

In the kingdom of hope, there is no winter. - Russian Proverb

It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark. - Howard Ruff

We can choose to hate the rain or dance in it. - Joan Marques

You can't get too much winter in the winter. - Robert Frost

An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill

To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - W.J. Vogel

People run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water. - Charles Bukowski

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. - Unknown

Print some money and give it to us for the rain forests. - Vivienne Westwood

If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks. - Brendan Behan

The English winter - ending in July, to recommence in August. - Lord Byron

You know it's summer in Ireland when the rain gets warmer. - Hal Roach

Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde

Anyone who says sunshine brings happiness has never danced in the rain. - Unknown

Don't be so much in love that you can't tell when it's raining. - African Proverb

Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain. - George Carlin

What good is the warmth of summer, without the cold of winter to give it sweetness. - John Steinbeck

It will never rain roses. When we want to have more roses, we must plant more trees. - George Eliot

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

In the depth of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer. - Albert Camus

Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you. - Langston Hughes

Let the rain beat upon your head with silver liquid drops - let the rain sing you a lullaby. - Langston Hughes

If Springtime crawls out of the wild mouths of flowers, then surely, Winter crawls out of mine. - Cecilia Llompart

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter. - WC Fields

From where we stand the rain seems random. If we could stand somewhere else, we would see the order in it. - Tony Hillerman

But that inadequacy, or feeling of inadequacy, never really goes away. You just have to trudge ahead in the rain, regardless. - Lorrie Moore

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem

I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki

The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young

If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant; if we did not sometimes taste of adversity, prosperity would not be so welcome. - Anne Bradstreet

It's all nonsense. It's only nonsense. I'm not afraid of the rain. I am not afraid of the rain. Oh, oh, God, I wish I wasn't. - Ernest Hemingway

Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen

The rain of Madre de Dios is similar to that of the Amazon, but there is a petrifying aspect to it, as if it seeks to wound rather than to nurture. - Tahir Shah


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