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Winter Tree

Fall colours in the Lower Rainland, B.C.

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Every mile is two in winter. - George Herbert

Now is the winter of our discontent - William Shakespeare

And after winter folweth grene May. - Geoffrey Chaucer

An old man loved is winter with flowers. - Unknown

You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben

The rain falls on the just and the unjust. - Hopi Proverb

An old man in love is like a flower in winter. - Portuguese Proverb

We can choose to hate the rain or dance in it. - Joan Marques

No person has the right to rain on your dreams. - Marian Wright Edelman

To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - W.J. Vogel

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. - Unknown

If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain. - Steven Wright

The groundhog said six more weeks of winter so I ate him. - Wile E. Coyote

If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks. - Brendan Behan

Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants. - Geraldo Rivera

The coldest winter I ever spent was summer in San Francisco. - Mark Twain

Rain is the one thing the British do better than anybody else. - Marilyn French

I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying. - Charlie Chaplin

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner

Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde

Anyone who says sunshine brings happiness has never danced in the rain. - Unknown

The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain. - Dolly Parton

Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

Sun salutations can energize and warm you, even on the darkest, coldest winter day. - Carol Krucoff

What good is the warmth of summer, without the cold of winter to give it sweetness. - John Steinbeck

I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker

In the depth of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer. - Albert Camus

A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter. - WC Fields

They seemed to come suddenly upon happiness as if they had surprised a butterfly in the winter woods. - Edith Wharton

If the rain spoils our picnic, but saves a farmer's crop, who are we to say it shouldn't rain? - Tom Barrett

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. - Mark Twain

The only thing more depressing than another six weeks of winter would be having to spend them in Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania. - Unknown

Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard

The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young

If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant; if we did not sometimes taste of adversity, prosperity would not be so welcome. - Anne Bradstreet

The rain of Madre de Dios is similar to that of the Amazon, but there is a petrifying aspect to it, as if it seeks to wound rather than to nurture. - Tahir Shah


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