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Life is holy puzzle. - Lailah G. Akita

I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

Time heals what reason cannot. - Seneca

A day is a miniature eternity. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A week is a long time in politics. - Harold Wilson

The future comes one day at a time. - Dean Acheson

Genuine 100% chromonometer (a watch) - Archie Bunker

Spring is the time of plans and projects. - Leo Tolstoy

In Congress, it's all pork, all the time. - Jim Cooper

One sees things for the first time only once. - Theodore H White

A stitch in time would have confused Einstein. - Unknown

The hardest thing to do is win it the second time. - Red Auerbach

Every hour of lost time is a chance of future misfortune. - Napoleon

I've been on a calendar, but I've never been on time. - Marilyn Monroe

Every time I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. - Robert Hutchins

I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time. - Charles Schulz

Never give up, for that is just the place and time that the tide will turn. - Harriet Beecher Stowe

It may make a difference to all eternity whether we do right or wrong today. - James Freeman Clarke

The calendar and the clock are all set by football season and the off-season. - Tom Coughlin

Civilization began the first time an angry person cast a word instead of a rock. - Sigmund Freud

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

This time, like all times, is a very good one, if we but know what to do with it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Pessimists are usually kind. The gay, bubbling over, have no time for the pitiful. - Sean O'Faolain

The first time I tried organic wheat bread, I thought I was chewing on roofing material. - Robin Williams

Nothing in the world is ever completely wrong. Even a stopped clock is right twice a day. - Paulo Coelho

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap. - Bob Hope

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Lord Tennyson

A habit cannot be tossed out the window. It must be coaxed down the stairs a step at a time. - Mark Twain

A gentleman should never leave the house without a sharp knife, a good watch, and great hat. - Unknown

Even a wise man knows doubt from time to time, it is the fool who allows it to rule his judgement. - Jennifer Hudock

In the long run, the pessimist may be proved right, but the optimist has a better time on the trip. - Unknown

Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform (or pause and reflect). - Mark Twain

There are people who make things happen, those who watch what happens, and those who wonder what happened. - Unknown

I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar, but I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar. - Robert Brault

If you think that praise is due, now's the time to show it, 'cause a man can't read his tombstone when he's dead. - Unknown

Three things you cannot recover in life: the WORD after it's said, the MOMENT after it's missed, and the TIME after it's gone. - Unknown

You can just ask customers what they want and then try to give that to them. By the time you get it built, they'll want something new. - Steve Jobs

I know of no other man in our time, or indeed in recent history, who so convincingly demonstrated the power of the spirit over material things. - Stafford Cripps

Change will not come if we wait for some other person or some other time. We are the ones we've been waiting for. We are the change that we seek. - Barack Obama

Regarded simply as a politician, and compared with the other leading political figures of our time, how clean a smell he has managed to leave behind. - Mahatma Gandhi


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