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A week is a long time in politics. - Harold Wilson

All great achievements require time. - Maya Angelou

The days of the digital watch are numbered. - Tom Stoppard

Why, when I am talking, does time seem to fly? - Bob Grant

Time spent understanding people is never wasted. - Cate Huston

Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings. - It's a Wonderful Life

A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson

The best thing to spend on your children is your time. - Louise Hart

Time is like the ocean, always there, always different. - Ogden Nash

Anywhere is walking distance if you've got the time. - Steven Wright

I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt. - Groucho Marx

Each time you love, love as deeply as if it were forever. - Audre Lorde

Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles. - Maya Lin

To watch 24 hours a day through them high-powered spectaculars. - Archie Bunker

No, no! The adventures first, explanations take such a dreadful time. - Lewis Carroll

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The best time management strategy: don't find the time, find the why. - Chris Guillebeau

It's a battle with himself and with the ticking fingers of the clock. - David Coleman

Every time I see high-trust cultures, I see a lessening of adversarialism. - Stephen Covey

You live longer once you realize that any time spent being unhappy is wasted. - Ruth E Renkl

Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it. - Moses Hadas

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what people say. I just watch what they do. - Andrew Carnegie

Your family is depending on you. No better reason to bring all your game all the time. - Grant Cardone

Prejudice is a great time saver. You can form opinions without having to get the facts. - E.B. White

Life is now. There was never a time when your life was not now, nor will there ever be. - Eckhart Tolle

Middle Age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature. - Harold Coffin

Nothing in the world is ever completely wrong. Even a stopped clock is right twice a day. - Paulo Coelho

If at first you don't succeed, try doing what your coach told you to do the first time. - Unknown

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college. - Sargent Shriver

I never practice my guitar... from time to time I just open the case and throw in a piece of raw meat. - Wes Montgomery

I refuse to believe in three things: cash, clock, and calendar. You should never be enslaved by these three. - Sharad Sagar

Puttering is really a time to be alone, to dream and to get in touch with yourself. To putter is to discover. - Alexandra Stoddard

Do not waste time bothering whether you love your neighbor; act as if you do, and you will presently come to love him. - C S Lewis

The problem is that we always look for the missing piece of the puzzle instead of finding a place for the one in our hand. - Alina Radoi

I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump

She knows that feeling too. Of believing that each time someone says her name, it’s to tell her that something bad has happened. - Melina Marchetta

The starting line of the New York Marathon is like a giant time bomb behind you about to go off. It is the most spectacular start in sport. - Bill Rodgers

The average family spends 30 hours in front of a television, and they say they don't have the time to have a balanced, integrated life. - Stephen Covey

You don't need endless time and perfect conditions. Do it now. Do it today. Do it for twenty minutes and watch your heart start beating. - Barbara Sher


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