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No time like the present. - Mrs Manley

Insects all business all the time. - David Foster Wallace

We must use time as a tool, not as a crutch. - John F Kennedy

Have patience! In time, even grass becomes milk. - Charan Singh

Even a clock that does not work is right twice a day. - Polish Proverb

You can't depend on anyone to be wrong all the time. - American Proverb

One life - a little gleam of time between two eternities. - Thomas Carlyle

Each time you love, love as deeply as if it were forever. - Audre Lorde

The solution often turns out more beautiful than the puzzle. - Richard Dawkins

The mark of a good book is it changes every time you read it. - Anderson Cooper

Players with fight never lose a game, they just run out of time. - John Wooden

We see only a fragment of life at a time, but God sees the whole. - David Jeremiah

History is a cyclic poem written by time upon the memories of man. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Eternity is a terrible thought. I mean, where's it going to end? - Tom Stoppard

Every time I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. - Robert M Hutchins

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. - Will Rogers

Never regret anything because at one time it was exactly what you wanted. - Unknown

My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. - Rodney Dangerfield

Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police. - Unknown

Watch what people are cynical about, and one can often discover what they lack. - Harry Emerson Fosdick

Watch out when you're getting all you want. Fattening hogs ain't in luck. - Joel C Harris

To achieve great things, two things are needed: a plan, and not quite enough time. - Leonard Bernstein

Leap year gives me extra time to reflect on how unproductive I am with extra time. - Homer Simpson

By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere. - Billy Crystal

I saw a bank that said "24 Hour Banking", but I don't have that much time. - Steven Wright

The man who keeps busy helping the man below him won't have time to envy the man above him. - Henrietta Mears

I love being married. I was single for a long time, and I just got so sick of finishing my own sentences. - Brian Kiley

Puttering is really a time to be alone, to dream and to get in touch with yourself. To putter is to discover. - Alexandra Stoddard

The Internet has turned what used to be a controlled, one-way message into a real-time dialogue with millions. - Danielle Sacks

Change your belief that struggle and striving are necessary for success and watch how smoothly everything can go. - Unknown

Regret for the things we did can be tempered by time; it is regret for the things we did not do that is inconsolable. - Sydney J Harris

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let's say, China in a trade deal? They kill us. I beat China all the time. - Donald Trump

The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

Doing well with blogging is not about writing one key post, it is about performing day after day and helping a few people at a time. - Aaron Wall

'Till death do us part' doesn't sound so horrible. It only means about 10 or 15 years and not the eternity it used to mean. - Joy Behar

When my time on Earth is gone and my activities here are past, I want that they should bury me upside down so my critics can kiss my ass. - Bobby Knight

A diamond doesn't start out polished and shining. It once was nothing special, but with enough pressure and time, becomes spectacular. - Solange Nicole

If you don't value your time, neither will others. Stop giving away your time and talents. Value what you know and start charging for it. - Kim Garst

The fruits of philosophy are the important thing, not the philosophy itself. When we ask the time, we don't want to know how watches are made. - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg


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