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Time is the wisest counselor. - Pericles

We feast on time as time feasts on us. - Maria Popova

Lack of time is actually lack of priorities. - Tim Ferriss

The time is always ripe to do what is right. - Martin Luther King Jr.

The time is always right to do what is right. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Social media are tools. Real time is a mindset. - David M. Scott

The time to begin most things is ten years ago. - Mignon McLaughlin

Reputation is for time; character is for eternity. - J.B. Gough

One may walk over the highest mountain one step at a time. - John Wanamaker

The world's a puzzle; no need to make sense out of it. - Socrates

Love is like a virus. It can happen to anybody at any time. - Maya Angelou

It is the hour to rend thy chains, the blossom time of souls. - Katharine L Bates

His death was the first time that Ed Wynn ever made anyone sad. - Red Skelton

Don't try to make me consistent. I am learning all the time. - R Buckminster Fuller

No, no! The adventures first, explanations take such a dreadful time. - Lewis Carroll

We laugh, we cry, we make time fly. We are best friends, my mom and I. - Unknown

The time will come when winter will ask what you were doing all summer. - Henry Clay

Hidin' out in the house all the time, like some Bantam of the Opera. - Archie Bunker

It's a battle with himself and with the ticking fingers of the clock. - David Coleman

Every time I see high-trust cultures, I see a lessening of adversarialism. - Stephen Covey

The best time to start thinking about your retirement is before the boss does. - Unknown

Few men of action have been able to make a graceful exit at the appropriate time. - Malcolm Muggeridge

To achieve great things, two things are needed: a plan, and not quite enough time. - Leonard Bernstein

By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart had stopped, and he was feeling better. - Unknown

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Nothing in the world is ever completely wrong. Even a stopped clock is right twice a day. - Paulo Coelho

Your time is precious. Don't waste it on anyone who doesn't realize that you are, too. - Unknown

The friend that always finds time to spend with you without consulting his or her calendar is a true friend. - Ellen J. Barrier

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

Both in thought and in feeling, even though time be real, to realise the unimportance of time is the gate of wisdom. - Bertrand Russell

I do not see how a man can work on the frontiers of physics and write poetry at the same time. They are in opposition. - Paul Dirac

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
So just what are time flies, and why do they fly like an arrow? - Groucho Marx

The problem is that we always look for the missing piece of the puzzle instead of finding a place for the one in our hand. - Alina Radoi

Maybe I couldn’t be dafter,
But I keep wondering if this time we settle our differences before a war instead of after. - Ogden Nash

Today will never come again. Be a blessing. Be a friend. Encourage someone. Take time to care. Let your words heal, and not wound. - Unknown

The world, the race, the soul - in space and time the universes,
All bound as is befitting each - all surely going somewhere. - Walt Whitman

In Japan, animation is a big part of your media diet. I moved out to Los Angeles at 9, and when I got homesick, I would watch anime. - Hiro Murai

When you get older, you know that life's mysteries are revealed in the fullness of time. All you have to do is wait, watch, and be amazed. - Linda Gray

The monkeys solved the puzzle simply because they found it gratifying to solve puzzles. They enjoyed it. The joy of the task was its own reward. - Daniel H. Pink

Time heals griefs and quarrels, for we change and are no longer the same persons. Neither the offender nor the offended are any more themselves. - Blaise Pascal


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