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Word Tree thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Kind words cost nothing. - Unknown

Palm Tree: A tree with hands - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Men of few words are the best men. - William Shakespeare

Where words leave off, music begins. - Heinrich Heine

The apple will fall under the apple tree. - Greek Proverb

Christmas comes, but once a year is enough. - American Proverb

Words build bridges into unexplored regions. - Adolf Hitler

Rich gifts wax poor when givers prove unkind. - William Shakespeare

There is a time for words and a time for sleep. - Homer

Occasionally words must serve to veil the facts. - Niccolo Machiavelli

In love there are two things - bodies and words. - Joyce Carol Oates

A proverb is much matter decocted into few words. - Thomas Fuller

Lawyers are men who hire out their words and anger. - Robert Christy

Food is symbolic of love when words are inadequate. - Alan D Wolfe

All our words from loose using have lost their edge. - Ernest Hemingway

Be sure to taste your words before you spit them out. - Unknown

Preach the gospel at all times. If necessary, use words. - St. Francis of Assisi

Preoccupied with a single leaf you won't see the tree. - Vagabond

The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. - Thomas Campbell

I think that I shall never see
A poem lovely as a tree. - Joyce Kilmer

Do not say a little in many words but a great deal in a few. - Pythagorus

I'm going to the North Pole to help out Santa this year. - Jimmy Fallon

Kind words will never die - neither will they buy groceries. - Bill Nye

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year. - Victor Borge

Collect as precious pearls the words of the wise and virtuous. - Abd-el-Kadar

Can words describe the fragrance of the very breath of spring? - Neltje Blanchan

There's so much to be grateful for, words are poor things. - Marilynne Robinson

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. - Sigmund Freud

Never settle with words what you can accomplish with a flamethrower. - Bruce Feirstein

Time and words can't be recalled, even if it was only yesterday. - Estonian Proverb

'If only' are the famous last words of those who weren't. - Unknown

I don't use simple words. I make games and puzzles with my songs. - Lisa Loeb

Do not the most moving moments of our lives find us all without words? - Marcel Marceau

No matter what anybody tells you, words and ideas can change the world. - Robin Williams

Poor Faulkner, Does he really think big emotions come from big words? - Ernest Hemingway

He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know. - Abraham Lincoln

A very great part of the mischiefs that vex the world arises from words. - Edmund Burke

Those gifts are ever the most acceptable which the giver has made precious. - Ovid

Words must surely be counted among the most powerful drugs man ever invented. - Leo Rosten

The most important things are the hardest to say, because words diminish them. - Stephen King

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

She learned to say things with her eyes that others waste time putting into words. - Corey Ford

Sometimes your best feelings are found in the words which you type and never send. - Unknown

Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions. - Mark Twain

One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts. - Samuel Johnson

We can learn much from wise words, little from wisecracks, and less from wise guys. - William Arthur Ward

All my life I've looked at words as though I were seeing them for the first time. - Ernest Hemingway

Chocolate comes from coco, which is a tree - that makes it a plant. Chocolate is salad. - Unknown

Music expresses that which cannot be put into words and that which cannot remain silent. - Victor Hugo

If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown

It's easier to build up a child than it is to repair an adult. Choose your words wisely. - Unknown

The plunge of civilization into this abyss of blood and darkness is too tragic for any words. - Henry James

I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap? - Phyllis Diller

How is it that music can, without words, evoke our laughter, our fears, our highest aspirations? - Jane Swan

Flour and butter, cream and sugar, words and images - all the ingredients for a rich, tasty story. - Rona Simmons

Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall. - Alan Bennett

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

Your words carry amazing power. So when you speak, make sure you uplift someone and never put them down. - Unknown

We are each given a limitless capacity to love and attain wisdom. The extent we use these gifts is our choice. - Anthony Douglas

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

Kindness in words creates confidence. Kindness in thinking creates profoundness. Kindness in giving creates love. - Lao-Tzu

A man never spoke ill of his captain, pirate or no, unless he was prepared to back his words with the might of the crew. - Matt Tomerlin

“Two powerful, little words I've learned to use when facing challenges, fears, and doubts -
"So what?” - Richelle E. Goodrich

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein

Love is like the wild-rose briar, friendship like the holly-tree. The holly is dark when the rose-briar blooms, but which will bloom most constantly? - Emily Bronte

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