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Let thy words be few. - Ecclesiastes 5:2

Palm Tree: A tree with hands - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Friendship is a sheltering tree. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Every man under his own fig tree. - Hebrew Saying

Silence speaks when words can't. - Unknown

Kind words are the music of the world. - F.W. Faber

When ideas fail, words come in very handy. - Goethe

Foul words and frowns must not repel a lover. - William Shakespeare

Occasionally words must serve to veil the facts. - Niccolo Machiavelli

In love there are two things - bodies and words. - Joyce Carol Oates

Words are the most powerful drug used by mankind. - Rudyard Kipling

Food is symbolic of love when words are inadequate. - Alan D Wolfe

All our words from loose using have lost their edge. - Ernest Hemingway

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. - Rodney Dangerfield

Preach the gospel at all times. If necessary, use words. - St. Francis of Assisi

Your children need your presence more than your presents. - Jesse Jackson

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

Talk, talk, talk: the utter and heartbreaking stupidity of words. - William Faulkner

A person of words and not of deeds is like a garden full of weeds. - Unknown

A thousand words will not leave so deep an impression as one deed. - Henrik Ibsen

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. - Sigmund Freud

The three words every woman really longs to hear: I'll clean up. - Molly Shannon

Time and words can't be recalled, even if it was only yesterday. - Estonian Proverb

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

Do not the most moving moments of our lives find us all without words? - Marcel Marceau

No matter what anybody tells you, words and ideas can change the world. - Robin Williams

Be not careless in deeds, nor confused in words, nor rambling in thought. - Marcus A. Antoninus

If the words you spoke appeared on your skin would you still be beautiful? - Unknown

Those gifts are ever the most acceptable which the giver has made precious. - Ovid

The most important things are the hardest to say, because words diminish them. - Stephen King

Your balance may be recovered when you trip, but not your words when they slip. - Unknown

Poetry is when an emotion has found its thought and the thought has found words. - Robert Frost

The most beautiful words in the English language are "cheque enclosed". - Dorothy Parker

Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King

I am not so lost in lexicography as to forget that words are the daughters of earth. - Samuel Johnson

The bitterest tears shed over graves are for words left unsaid and deeds left undone. - Harriet Beecher Stowe

I do know the American gentleman, God forgive me for putting two such words together. - Charles Dickens

Trust only movement. Life happens at the level of events not of words. Trust movement. - Alfred Adler

Chocolate comes from coco, which is a tree - that makes it a plant. Chocolate is salad. - Unknown

Music expresses that which cannot be put into words and that which cannot remain silent. - Victor Hugo

Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten

I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap? - Phyllis Diller

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

Words make you think a thought. Music makes you feel a feeling. A song makes you feel a thought. - E Y Harburg

Words can inspire, thoughts can provoke, but only action truly brings you closer to your dreams. - Brad Sugars

How is it that music can, without words, evoke our laughter, our fears, our highest aspirations? - Jane Swan

When asked what gift he wanted for his birthday, the yogi replied: I wish no gifts, only presence. - Unknown

Give sorrow words; the grief that does not speak knits up the o'er wrought heart and bids it break. - William Shakespeare

In the words of Harry S. Truman, "If it's too hot in the kitchen, stay away from the cook." - Archie Bunker

Without continual growth and progress, such words as improvement, achievement, and success have no meaning. - Benjamin Franklin

Kindness in words creates confidence. Kindness in thinking creates profoundness. Kindness in giving creates love. - Lao-Tzu

Never marvel at the strength of a man's words, but rather by the determination and truthfulness of his actions. - Unknown

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor

My girlfriend does her nails with white-out. When she's asleep, I go over there and write misspelled words on them. - Steven Wright

As we express our gratitude, we must never forget that the highest appreciation is not to utter words, but to live by them. - John F Kennedy

Every time you feel yourself being pulled into other people's drama, repeat these words: Not my circus, not my monkeys. - Polish Proverb

Originality is not seen in single words or even sentences. Originality is the sum total of a man's thinking and writing. - Isaac B Singer

Hope is the thing with feathers
That perches in the soul
And sings the tune without the words
And never stops at all. - Emily Dickinson

Geometry: 1. What the acorn said after it grew up; 2. A tree made up of numbers and letters; 3. Without geometry, life is pointless. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Think twice before you speak, because your words and influence will plant the seed of either success or failure in the mind of another. - Napoleon Hill

To read means to obtain meaning from words, and legibility is that quality which enables words to be read easily, quickly, and accurately. - John C Tarr

It's important to recognize that forgiveness is more than mere words; it's a heart attitude that induces a spiritual transformation. - Victoria Osteen

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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