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Young Body Painter

Little Johnny's childhood models were paint by number

Young Body Painter thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Life is brief, art is long. - Hippocrates

Children are poor people's riches. - Unknown

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

The worst children are always somebody else's. - Unknown

Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare. - Ed Asner

Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your children. - Sam Levenson

If a nation loses its storyteller, it loses its childhood. - Peter Handke

Give a little love to a child, and you get a great deal back. - John Ruskin

There is never a problem child; there is only a problem parent. - A.S. Neill

Vaseball: A game of catch played by children in the living room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

The art challenges the technology, and the technology inspires the art. - John Lasseter

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

Children are like wet cement. Whatever falls on them makes an impression. - Haim Ginott

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

I have nature and art and poetry, and if that is not enough, what is enough? - Vincent van Gogh

The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence. - Art Linkletter

Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up. - Pablo Picasso

It is easier for a father to have children than for children to have a real father. - Pope John XXIII

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

Every portrait that is painted with feeling is a portrait of the artist, not of the sitter. - Oscar Wilde

Daddies don't just love their children every now and then, it's a love without end. - George Strait

I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a father's protection. - Sigmund Freud

Zucchini: Vegetable which can be baked, boiled, fried or steamed before kids refuse to eat it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit. - Bill Cosby

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

When it comes to raising children, I believe in give and take. I give orders and they take ‘em. - Bernie Mac

Faith is the art of holding on to things your reason has once accepted in spite of your changing moods. - C S Lewis

When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out. - Erma Bombeck

Inspiration comes from within yourself. One has to be positive. When you're positive, good things happen. - Deep Roy

We ought to be doing all we can to make it possible for every child to fulfill his or her God-given potential. - Hillary Rodham Clinton

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

A designer is an emerging synthesis of artist, inventor, mechanic, objective economist and evolutionary strategist. - R. Buckminster Fuller

Outcomes rarely turn on grand gestures or the art of the deal, but on whether you've sent someone a thank-you note. - Bernie Brillstein

You can be childlike without being childish. A child always wants to have fun. Ask yourself, 'Am I having fun?' - Christopher Meloni

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx

A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason; to always be curious; and to fight tirelessly for something. - Paulo Coelho

There's nothing more contagious than the laughter of young children; it doesn't even have to matter what they're laughing about. - Criss Jami


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