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Fashions change, but style is forever. - Unknown

Fashion saves a lot more lives than doctors. - Bruno Gehard

Do not let people form your own style for you. - Mon Levchenkova

Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you. - Joan Rivers

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

To my embarrassment, I was born in bed with a lady. - Wilson Mizner

In our leisure we reveal what kind of people we are. - Ovid

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer

Punk is defined by an attitude rather than a musical style. - David Byrne

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are. - Quentin Crisp

Rappers wear diamonds to compensate for a lack of fashion sense. - Asap Rocky

Faddict: Someone who has to try every new trend that comes along - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

It is ever so much easier to be good if your clothes are fashionable. - L.M. Montgomery

He never chooses an opinion, he just wears whatever happens to be in style. - Leo Tolstoy

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

You don't know real embarrassment until your hip sets off a metal detector. - Ross McGuinness

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

Fashion is gentility running away from vulgarity, and afraid of being overtaken. - William Hazlitt

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde

Fine clothes are good only as they supply the want of other means of procuring respect. - Samuel Johnson

Gaming goes in trends, and for a bit of a too-long stretch, it focused on huge productions. - Markus Persson

Statistics are like bikinis. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital. - Aaron Levenstein

If a man's from Texas, he'll tell you. If he's not, why embarrass him by asking? - John Gunther

One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant

If you reveal your secrets to the wind, don't blame the wind for revealing them to the trees. - Kahlil Gibran

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

The best work that anybody ever writes is the work that is on the verge of embarrassing him, always. - Arthur Miller

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

The greatest good you can do for another is not just to share your riches, but to reveal to him his own. - Benjamin Disraeli

Although he tortures the English language, he has not yet succeeded in forcing it to reveal its meaning. - J B Morton

Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen

The fire of the diamond of true identity is always there; it just needs the Master's crafting to reveal it. - Kenneth G Mills

It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

It is always self-defeating to pretend to the style of a generation younger than your own; it simply erases your own experience in history. - Renata Adler

Zipper: Two rows of unsmiling teeth that often induce laughter in others, especially when inadvertently left open following a trip to the john - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Style used to be an interaction between the human soul and tools that were limiting. In the digital era, it will have to come from the soul alone. - Jaron Lanier


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