2 Pi Watch

I xeroxed my watch. Now I have time to spare. - Steven Wright

Obvious: The most dangerous word in mathematics - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I could either watch it happen, or make it happen. - Elon Musk

Algebra: Undergarment worn by female math teachers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I've won at every level, except college and pro. - Shaquille O'Neal

Pure mathematics, may it never be of any use to anyone. - Henry Smith

I am an expert in Higher Level Math: You + God = Enough - Zig Ziglar

You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go. - Bill Watterson

Mathematics has given economics rigor, but alas, also mortis. - Robert Heilbroner

I might survive a few days at sea. Probably not as long as Pi. - Suraj Sharma

Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other. - Edmund Burke

Walking has been ridiculous in college basketball the past 15 years. - Bobby Knight

The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn. - Nobu Matsuhisa

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. - Joey Adams

When your life flashes before your eyes, make sure it's fun to watch. - MGM Grand Hotel

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. - Will Rogers

A thorough knowledge of the Bible is worth more than a college education. - Theodore Roosevelt

My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. - Rodney Dangerfield

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television. - Victoria Wood

My father didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it. - Clarence B. Kelland

Watch what people are cynical about, and one can often discover what they lack. - Harry Emerson Fosdick

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what people say. I just watch what they do. - Andrew Carnegie

Let us grant that the pursuit of mathematics is a divine madness of the human spirit. - Alfred Whitehead

College Professor: A man who gets what's left over after the football coach is paid off - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A gentleman should never leave the house without a sharp knife, a good watch, and great hat. - Unknown

I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me his watch. - Woody Allen

There are 3 kinds of people in this world: those who are good at math, and those who aren't. - Unknown

If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college. - Sargent Shriver

For the execution of the voyage to the Indies, I did not make use of intelligence, mathematics or maps. - Christopher Columbus

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

Mathematics is the only science where one never knows what one is talking about nor whether what is said is true. - Bertrand Russell

Mathematics is like checkers in being suitable for the young, not too difficult, amusing, and without peril to the state. - Plato

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

I am like a pelican of the wilderness: I am like an owl of the desert. I watch, and am as a sparrow alone upon the house-top. - Bible

Probably no symbol in mathematics has evoked as much mystery, romanticism, misconception and human interest as the number pi. - William L Schaaf

The most difficult thing in the world is to know how to do a thing and to watch somebody else doing it wrong, without comment. - T.H. White

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey