2 Pi Watch

Everything is physics and math. - Katherine Johnson

Come to the nerd side. We have Pi. - Unknown

Revolutions never occur in mathematics. - Michael Crowe

Now I'm gonna synchrosize the watch. - Archie Bunker

Mathematics: the only subject that counts. - Unknown

I go to school the youth to learn the future. - Robert Frost

Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped. - Groucho Marx

Mathematics knows no races or geographic boundaries. - David Hilbert

I've won at every level, except college and pro. - Shaquille O'Neal

To sway an audience, you must watch them as you speak. - C. Kent Wright

I am an expert in Higher Level Math: You + God = Enough - Zig Ziglar

"Obvious" is the most dangerous word in mathematics. - Eric T. Bell

If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics. - Francis Bacon

To watch 24 hours a day through them high-powered spectaculars. - Archie Bunker

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn. - Nobu Matsuhisa

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. - Joey Adams

Like the crest of a peacock, so is mathematics at the head of all knowledge. - Indian Proverb

I love sports. Whenever I can, I always watch the Detroit Tigers on the radio. - Gerald R. Ford

Film is one of the three universal languages, the other two: mathematics and music. - Frank Capra

Life is good for only two things: discovering mathematics and teaching mathematics. - Simeon Poisson

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. - Woody Allen

By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere. - Billy Crystal

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what people say. I just watch what they do. - Andrew Carnegie

For the things of this world cannot be made known without a knowledge of mathematics. - Roger Bacon

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it's only because I struggle with math. - Tina Fey

A gentleman should never leave the house without a sharp knife, a good watch, and great hat. - Unknown

There are 3 kinds of people in this world: those who are good at math, and those who aren't. - Unknown

It's going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth after they inherit it. - Kim Hubbard

For the execution of the voyage to the Indies, I did not make use of intelligence, mathematics or maps. - Christopher Columbus

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

I am like a pelican of the wilderness: I am like an owl of the desert. I watch, and am as a sparrow alone upon the house-top. - Bible

Mathematics may be defined as the subject in which we never know what we are talking about, nor whether what we are saying is true. - Rene Descartes

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

When I finished school, I took one of those career-aptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime. - Tim Cavanagh

I tell them that if they will occupy themselves with the study of mathematics they will find it the best remedy against the lusts of the flesh. - Thomas Mann