QuotaBillsNewborn Baby: Fresh heir - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Baby lying in the bassinoot. - Archie Bunker
We are all alike on the inside. - Mark Twain
Stoic: De boid what brings de babies - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Unclaimed Baby Sheep: No man's lamb - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Joy is the feeling of grinning on the inside. - Melba Colgrove
Titillate: A tardy meal for a breast-fed baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown
Baby I paint the sky blue
My greatest creation was you. - Jay-Z
If pregnancy were a book, they would cut the last two chapters. - Nora Ephron
It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant. - Richard J. Ferris
My Birth Certificate is so old, it's written in Roman Numerals. - Bill Carter
Intellectual growth should commence at birth and cease only at death. - Albert Einstein
The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra
I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre
Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker
Baby: a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Knox
Motherhood: Feeding them as a baby and then through most of their twenties. - Unknown
The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby. - Natalie Wood
At the base and birth of every successful venture you will find an enthusiast. - Winston Churchill
Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown
The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh
Kidnap: 1. Something that a young child takes when tired; 2. When a baby goat sleeps. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If newborn babies could speak they would be the most intelligent beings on planet earth. - Jaden Smith
Chutzpapa: A father who wakes his wife at 4 a.m. so she can change the baby's diaper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
No one escapes his fate, not the coward, nor the brakeman, from the moment of his birth. - Homer
Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning
I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller
A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again. - Enid Bagnold
This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers
I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen
Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke
Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown
The circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are. - Mewtwo
No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin
I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt
Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung
Being a dad isn't just about eating a huge bag of gummy bears as your wife gives birth. It means being comfortable with the word 'hero.' - Ryan Reynolds