9 Months On The Inside
Determining baby's arrival date
Doing time with Mom
QuotaBillsBirth patrol pills. - Archie Bunker
Hasta la vista, baby. - Terminator 2: Judgement Day
Baby lying in the bassinoot. - Archie Bunker
A bambiraptor is a savage baby dear. - Alan Davies
Stoic: De boid what brings de babies - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Babies are such a nice way to start people. - Don Herold
A baby's laugh is an angel's voice. - Unknown
Joy is the feeling of grinning on the inside. - Melba Colgrove
A baby is an inestimable blessing and a bother. - Mark Twain
De-caffeinated: What a cow gets when it has a baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
There are no premature babies, only delayed weddings. - American Proverb
You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown
Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last. - Charles Dickens
If pregnancy were a book, they would cut the last two chapters. - Nora Ephron
A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. - Frank A. Clark
Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha
There is no cure for birth and death, save to enjoy the interval. - George Santayana
It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant. - Richard J. Ferris
I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson
The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller
Insomnia: a contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents. - Shannon Fife
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too. - Unknown
Clients don't care about the labor pains; they want to see the baby. - Tim Williams
Baby: a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Knox
The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood
Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born? - Benny Hill
The most effective form of birth control I know is spending the day with my kids. - Jill Bensley
Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown
The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh
If newborn babies could speak they would be the most intelligent beings on planet earth. - Jaden Smith
When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning
I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller
Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie
My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields
Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke
As an experienced artist, I carry my work like a secret pregnancy. I am always aware of inner life and the need to protect it. - Julia Cameron
Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto
The climate, the economic situation, rising birth rates; none of these things give me a lot of hope or reason to be optimistic. - David Attenborough
No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay
I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt