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A Dog's Seeing Eye Dog

What does a dog do when it goes blind?

A Dog's Seeing Eye Dog thanks to Jim Serritella

Lilly is a Great Dane that has been blind since a medical condition required that she have both eyes removed.

A Dog's Seeing Eye Dog thanks to Jim Serritella

For the last 5 years, Madison, another Great Dane, has been her sight.

A Dog's Seeing Eye Dog thanks to Jim Serritella

The two are inseparable.

A Dog's Seeing Eye Dog thanks to Jim Serritella

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France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

Easy Street is a blind alley. - Unknown

A fat purse never lacks friends. - Unknown

The enemy of my enemy is my friend. - Kautilya

Corporations are people, my friend. - Mitt Romney

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

A true friend is the best possession. - Unknown

Have no friends not equal to yourself. - Confucius

There is no friend as loyal as a book. - Ernest Hemingway

The only way to have a friend is to be one. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If love be blind, love cannot hit the mark. - William Shakespeare

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

Friends don't let friends use Comic Sans. - Unknown

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare

Afflicted by love's madness all are blind. - Sextus Propertius

Silence is the true friend that never betrays. - Confucius

One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives. - Euripides

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten

Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends. - George Bernard Shaw

A journey is best measured in friends, rather than miles. - Tim Cahill

I was deaf and dumb and blind to all but me, myself and I. - Loretta Young

Love your enemy. But don't forget he is not your friend. - Paulo Coelho

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? - Steven Wright

A false friend and a shadow attend only while the sun shines. - Benjamin Franklin

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - Ogden Nash

Blind faith in your leaders, or in anything, will get you killed. - Bruce Springsteen

He hasn't an enemy in the world, but all his friends hate him. - Unknown

It takes a year to make a friend, but you can lose one in an hour. - Chinese Proverb

A man must eat a peck of salt with his friend before he knows him. - Miguel De Cervantes

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends. - J. Churton Collins

A friend is someone who can see through you and still enjoys the show. - Farmer's Almanac

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

A quarrel between friends, when made up, adds a new tie to friendship. - Saint Francis de Sales

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

Thoughts without content are empty, intuitions without concepts are blind. - Immanuel Kant

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine

Thou best philosopher, who yet dost keep/ Thy heritage, thou eye among the blind. - William Wordsworth

None so deaf as those that will not hear. None so blind as those that will not see. - Matthew Henry

Never explain. Your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe it anyway. - Elbert Hubbard

If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies. - Moshe Dayan

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

Never make excuses. Your friends don't need them and your foes won't believe them. - John Wooden

Because you're not what I would have you be, I blind myself to who, in truth, you are. - Madeleine L'Engle

I have only one eye, I have a right to be blind sometimes... I really do not see the signal! - Horatio Nelson

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

Will power is to the mind like a strong blind man who carries on his shoulders a lame man who can see. - Arthur Schopenhauer

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Don't make friends who are comfortable to be with. Make friends who will force you to lever yourself up. - Thomas J. Watson Sr.

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

If the word has the potency to revive and make us free, it has also the power to blind, imprison, and destroy. - Ralph Ellison

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. - Rodney Dangerfield

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus

As we grow up we think we lose our friends. But the truth is that we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are. - Unknown

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

People share, read and generally engage more with any type of content when it's surfaced through friends and people they know and trust. - Malorie Lucich

If you go out looking for friends, you're going to find they are very scarce. If you go out to be a friend, you'll find them everywhere. - Zig Ziglar

We spend precious hours fearing the inevitable. It would be wise to use that time adoring our families, cherishing our friends and living our lives. - Maya Angelou


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