A Dog's Seeing Eye Dog

Love is blind. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

A fat purse never lacks friends. - Unknown

Friends are the sunshine of life. - John Hay

I need physics more than friends. - J Robert Oppenheimer

A friend's eye is a good mirror. - Irish Proverb

Have no friends not equal to yourself. - Confucius

I'm having an old friend for dinner. - The Silence of the Lambs

It is not love that is blind, but jealousy. - Lawrence Durrell

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett

To God, thy country, and thy friend be true. - Bill Vaughan

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

Afflicted by love's madness all are blind. - Sextus Propertius

A mother is a daughter's first best friend. - Unknown

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. - Thomas Jones

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen

Spying between friends - that's just not done. - Angela Merkel

A deaf husband and a blind wife make the best couple. - French Proverb

If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A journey is best measured in friends, rather than miles. - Tim Cahill

If you pity rogues you are no great friend to honest men. - Thomas Fuller

If you want an accounting of your worth, count your friends. - Merry Browne

Love your enemy. But don't forget he is not your friend. - Paulo Coelho

There is no friend like a sister, in calm or stormy weather. - Christina Rossetti

Sometimes justice is at its most merciful when it's blind. - Nancy Gibbs

Self-interest makes some people blind, and others sharp-sighted. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

You meet your friend, your face brightens - you have struck gold. - Kassia

Instead of loving your enemies treat your friends a little better. - Ed Howe

The only thing worse than being blind is having sight but no vision. - Helen Keller

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

A best friend is like a four leaf clover: hard to find, lucky to have. - Unknown

The best friend is the man who in wishing me well wishes it for my sake. - Aristotle

Tweeting is like sending out cool telegrams to your friends once a week. - Tom Hanks

Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. - Unknown

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

I met so many people. I don't even know some of my friends' names. - Paris Hilton

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods. - Aristotle

There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate. - Linda Grayson

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings

What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

Zeal is very blind, or badly regulated, when it encroaches upon the rights of others. - Pasquier Quesnel

Never explain. Your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe it anyway. - Elbert Hubbard

Strengthen the female mind by enlarging it, and there will be an end to blind obedience. - Mary Wollstonecraft

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

He who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare, and he who has one enemy shall meet him everywhere. - Ali ibn-Abi-Talib

To be President of the United States, sir, is to act as advocate for a blind, venomous, and ungrateful client. - John Updike

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

A man with a career can have no time to waste upon his wife and friends; he has to devote it wholly to his enemies. - John Hobbes

Your friends will know you better in the first moment you meet than your acquaintances will know you in a lifetime. - Richard Bach

Whenever a man's friends begin to compliment him about looking young, he may be sure they think he is getting old. - Washington Irving

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

On my income tax 1040 it says, "Check this box if you are blind." I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away. - Tom Lehrer

Love to faults is always blind, always is to joy inclined. Lawless, winged, and unconfined, and breaks all chains from every mind. - William Blake

We're blind to our blindness. We have very little idea of how little we know. We're not designed to know how little we know. - Daniel Kahneman

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

Painting is a blind man's profession. He paints not what he sees, but what he feels, what he tells himself about what he has seen. - Pablo Picasso

Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles. What do we live for if not to make the world less difficult for each other? - George Eliot

As a matter of self-preservation, a man needs good friends or ardent enemies, for the former instruct him and the latter take him to task. - Diogenes

What is it about friendship that makes being among friends so much richer than being among the most accomplished and interesting strangers? - Sandy Sheehy

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo