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A Dog's Seeing Eye Dog

What does a dog do when it goes blind?

A Dog's Seeing Eye Dog thanks to Jim Serritella

Lilly is a Great Dane that has been blind since a medical condition required that she have both eyes removed.

A Dog's Seeing Eye Dog thanks to Jim Serritella

For the last 5 years, Madison, another Great Dane, has been her sight.

A Dog's Seeing Eye Dog thanks to Jim Serritella

The two are inseparable.

A Dog's Seeing Eye Dog thanks to Jim Serritella

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Pork is my friend. - Tom Douglas

Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Easy Street is a blind alley. - Unknown

Hatred is blind, as well as love. - Oscar Wilde

I need physics more than friends. - J Robert Oppenheimer

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb

There is no friend as loyal as a book. - Ernest Hemingway

A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

Look your best - who said love is blind? - Mae West

A friend is a present you give yourself. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Ultimately, blind faith is the only kind. - Mason Cooley

The dog represents all that is best in man. - Etienne Charlet

My friend is one who takes me for what I am. - Henry David Thoreau

Silence is the true friend that never betrays. - Confucius

In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If you make friends with yourself you will never be alone. - Maxwell Maltz

A friend is someone who makes you feel totally acceptable. - Ene Riisna

There's no word yet for old friends who've just met. - Jim Henson

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb

Many friends have been lost by jest, but few have been gained. - Unknown

I think we are blind. Blind people who can see, but do not see. - Jose Saramago

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

What a delight it is to make friends with someone you have despised! - Colette

Be to their virtue very kind;
be to their faults a little blind. - Matthew Prior

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

If you would keep your secret from an enemy, tell it not to a friend. - Benjamin Franklin

Friends are lost by calling too often and by not calling often enough. - French Proverb

In politics, madame, you need two things: friends, but above all an enemy. - Brian Mulroney

True friends don't judge each other, they judge other people together. - Unknown

That was what a best friend did: hold up a mirror and show you your heart. - Kristin Hannah

What we call 'morals' is simply blind obedience to words of command. - Havelock Ellis

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings

There is danger in reckless change, but greater danger in blind conservatism. - Henry George

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

But blind to former as to future fate, what mortal knows his pre-existent state? - Alexander Pope

Greater love has no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. - Jesus

Zeal is very blind, or badly regulated, when it encroaches upon the rights of others. - Pasquier Quesnel

True happiness consists not in the multitude of friends, but in the worth and choice. - Ben Jonson

My mother-in-law has so many wrinkles, when she smiles she looks like a Venetian blind. - Les Dawson

A true friend is the one that's coming in the door while everyone else is going out. - Dr. Phil McGraw

A grandmother is a little bit parent, a little bit teacher, and a little bit best friend. - Unknown

I believe any success in life is made by going into an area with a blind, furious optimism. - Sylvester Stallone

Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play. - Immanuel Kant

I have only one eye, I have a right to be blind sometimes... I really do not see the signal! - Horatio Nelson

I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. - Charlie Sheen

No guest is so welcome in a friend's house that he will not become a nuisance after three days. - Plautus

All things will be clear and distinct to the man who does not hurry; haste is blind and improvident. - Livy

Senescence begins
And middle-age ends,
The day your descendants
Outnumber your friends. - Ogden Nash

I never thought of being blind as a disadvantage, and I never thought of being black as a disadvantage. - Stevie Wonder

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

If the word has the potency to revive and make us free, it has also the power to blind, imprison, and destroy. - Ralph Ellison

It is well, when judging a friend, to remember that he is judging you with the same godlike and superior impartiality. - Arnold Bennett

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. - Rodney Dangerfield

I might show facts as plain as day: but, since your eyes are blind, you'd say, 'Where? What?' and turn away. - Christina Rossetti

Therefore if a man look sharply and attentively, he shall see Fortune; for though she be blind, yet she is not invisible. - Francis Bacon

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

People are often quite surprised by the sport and leisure activities practised by the blind. For example, tandem cycling is very popular. - Andrea Bocelli

Throw your dream into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back: a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. - Anais Nin

As a matter of self-preservation, a man needs good friends or ardent enemies, for the former instruct him and the latter take him to task. - Diogenes

The highest patriotism is not a blind acceptance of official policy, but a love of one's country deep enough to call her to a higher plain. - George McGovern

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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