A Dog's Seeing Eye Dog

Hatred is blind, as well as love. - Oscar Wilde

A friend in need is a friend to dodge. - Unknown

It is not love that is blind, but jealousy. - Lawrence Durrell

If love be blind, love cannot hit the mark. - William Shakespeare

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

Friends are God's apology for relatives. - Hugh Kingsmill

Friends don't let friends use Comic Sans. - Unknown

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

Every time I paint a portrait I lose a friend. - John Singer Sargent

An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind. - Mahatma Gandhi

Love is not merely blind but mentally afflicted. - Alice Thomas Ellis

Be slow in choosing a friend, slower in changing. - Benjamin Franklin

Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino

Spying between friends - that's just not done. - Angela Merkel

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies. - Gore Vidal

I was deaf and dumb and blind to all but me, myself and I. - Loretta Young

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away. - Wilson Mizner

He's the kind of man who picks his friends - to pieces. - Mae West

He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends. - Oscar Wilde

A false friend and a shadow attend only while the sun shines. - Benjamin Franklin

No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend. - Groucho Marx

He will never have true friends who is afraid of making enemies. - William Hazlitt

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

When you ascend the hill of prosperity may you not meet a friend. - Mark Twain

Faith must be enforced by reason... when faith becomes blind it dies. - Mahatma Gandhi

A friend is someone who can see through you and still enjoys the show. - Farmer's Almanac

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. - Mark Twain

Tell your friend a lie. If he keeps it secret, then tell him the truth. - Portuguese Proverb

The best friend is the man who in wishing me well wishes it for my sake. - Aristotle

In politics, madame, you need two things: friends, but above all an enemy. - Brian Mulroney

I got a lotta best friends. Some o' them I don't even hardly know. - Archie Bunker

Thoughts without content are empty, intuitions without concepts are blind. - Immanuel Kant

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

Often we have no time for our friends, but all the time in the world for our enemies. - Billy Joel

Zeal is very blind, or badly regulated, when it encroaches upon the rights of others. - Pasquier Quesnel

Blind commitment to a theory is not an intellectual virtue: it is an intellectual crime. - Imre Lakatos

Because you're not what I would have you be, I blind myself to who, in truth, you are. - Madeleine L'Engle

We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for our ability to amuse them. - Evelyn Waugh

I was the class clown so I was used to performing and fooling around in front of my friends. - Dominic Monaghan

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

If two friends ask you to judge a dispute, don't accept, because you will lose one friend. - St. Augustine

Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less. - Julius Gordon

Our friend Chewy doesn't speak much, but he chews a lot of tobacco so we call him Chewbacco. - Michael Diack

The mere process of growing old together will make the slightest acquaintance seem a bosom friend. - Logan P Smith

All things will be clear and distinct to the man who does not hurry; haste is blind and improvident. - Livy

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living! - Amanda Bradley

The friend that always finds time to spend with you without consulting his or her calendar is a true friend. - Ellen J. Barrier

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

As yet, Bernard Shaw hasn't become prominent enough to have any enemies, but none of his friends like him. - Oscar Wilde

To be President of the United States, sir, is to act as advocate for a blind, venomous, and ungrateful client. - John Updike

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

A man with a career can have no time to waste upon his wife and friends; he has to devote it wholly to his enemies. - John Hobbes

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

Therefore if a man look sharply and attentively, he shall see Fortune; for though she be blind, yet she is not invisible. - Francis Bacon

Don't expect your friend to be a perfect person. But help your friend to become a perfect person. That is true friendship. - Mother Teresa

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus

The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right. - Mark Twain

Love to faults is always blind, always is to joy inclined. Lawless, winged, and unconfined, and breaks all chains from every mind. - William Blake

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

You're not supposed to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or who says it. - Malcolm X

If you go out looking for friends, you're going to find they are very scarce. If you go out to be a friend, you'll find them everywhere. - Zig Ziglar