A Dog's Seeing Eye Dog

Enema: Not a friend. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Friends are the sunshine of life. - John Hay

I was quiet, but I was not blind. - Jane Austen

Hold a true friend with both your hands. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

A friend is a present you give yourself. - Robert Louis Stevenson

The only way to have a friend is to be one. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

An open enemy is better than a false friend. - Greek Proverb

A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb

Strangers are friends that you have yet to meet. - Roberta Lieberman

The wastebasket is the writer's best friend. - Isaac B Singer

I was innocent, then my best friends came along. - Unknown

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

You will always be my best friend - you know too much! - Unknown

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz

Those who seek faultless friends will remain friendless. - Unknown

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. - Milton Berle

Talking with a friend is nothing else but thinking aloud. - Joseph Addison

He's the kind of man who picks his friends - to pieces. - Mae West

Tell me who your friends are and I will tell you who you are. - Russian Proverb

Sometimes justice is at its most merciful when it's blind. - Nancy Gibbs

Elixir: What a dog does to his owner when she gives him a bone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Trust no friend without faults, and love a woman, but no angel. - Doris Lessing

I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

A friend is someone who can see through you and still enjoys the show. - Farmer's Almanac

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

Don't abuse your friends and expect them to consider it criticism. - Ed Howe

We laugh, we cry, we make time fly. We are best friends, my mom and I. - Unknown

Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into a friend. - Martin Luther King Jr.

A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down. - Arnold H. Glasgow

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

If you think you have influence, try ordering some else's dog around. - Amish Saying

I got a lotta best friends. Some o' them I don't even hardly know. - Archie Bunker

My best friend ran away with my wife. And let me tell you, I really miss him. - Henny Youngman

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

But blind to former as to future fate, what mortal knows his pre-existent state? - Alexander Pope

Greater love has no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. - Jesus

When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade without further introduction. - Mark Twain

Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. - Ed Cunningham

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

To be blind is not miserable; not to be able to bear blindness, that is miserable. - John Milton

Zeal is very blind, or badly regulated, when it encroaches upon the rights of others. - Pasquier Quesnel

Ladies and gentlemen are permitted to have friends in the kennel but not in the kitchen. - George Bernard Shaw

We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for our ability to amuse them. - Evelyn Waugh

Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind, And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind. - William Shakespeare

Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less. - Julius Gordon

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

A blind man can make art if what is in his mind can be passed to another mind in some tangible form. - Sol LeWitt

There's a thing that keeps surprising you about stormy old friends after they die: their silence. - Ben Hecht

The older I grow, the more I realize that my mother is the best 'best friend' that I ever had. - Unknown

I never thought of being blind as a disadvantage, and I never thought of being black as a disadvantage. - Stevie Wonder

A true friend is the greatest of all blessings, and that which we take the least care of all to acquire. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living! - Amanda Bradley

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

As yet, Bernard Shaw hasn't become prominent enough to have any enemies, but none of his friends like him. - Oscar Wilde

To be President of the United States, sir, is to act as advocate for a blind, venomous, and ungrateful client. - John Updike

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is certain dogs I know will go to heaven, and very, very few people. - James Thurber

If we would build on a sure foundation in friendship, we must love friends for their sake rather than for our own. - Charlotte Bronte

Your friends will know you better in the first moment you meet than your acquaintances will know you in a lifetime. - Richard Bach

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

We split from our common ancestor with the octopus half a billion years ago. And yet, you can make friends with an octopus. - Sy Montgomery

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

Nobody sees a flower, really - it is so small - we haven't time, and to see takes time, like to have a friend takes time. - Georgia O'Keefe

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman