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A Dog's Seeing Eye Dog

What does a dog do when it goes blind?

A Dog's Seeing Eye Dog thanks to Jim Serritella

Lilly is a Great Dane that has been blind since a medical condition required that she have both eyes removed.

A Dog's Seeing Eye Dog thanks to Jim Serritella

For the last 5 years, Madison, another Great Dane, has been her sight.

A Dog's Seeing Eye Dog thanks to Jim Serritella

The two are inseparable.

A Dog's Seeing Eye Dog thanks to Jim Serritella

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Every dog has his day. - Unknown

A fat purse never lacks friends. - Unknown

A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

I'm having an old friend for dinner. - The Silence of the Lambs

Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb

An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind. - Mahatma Gandhi

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb

I was the kid next door's imaginary friend. - Emo Philips

Shared joys make a friend, not shared sufferings. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen

All your friends are gonna be green with envious. - Archie Bunker

Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino

In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie

A deaf husband and a blind wife make the best couple. - French Proverb

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat. - Erma Bombeck

The truth must dazzle gradually, or every man be blind. - E Dickinson

I have friends struggling with autism, juvenile diabetes. - Nicole A. Parker

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney

You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends. - Joseph Conrad

It's the friends you can call up at 4:00 a.m. that matter. - Marlene Dietrich

You might not know it, but this is your best friend right here. - Matt Hughes' father

Self-interest makes some people blind, and others sharp-sighted. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

We secure our friends not by accepting favors, but by doing them. - Thucydides

That's your best friend and your worst enemy - your own brain. - Fred Durst

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends. - J. Churton Collins

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein

Be to their virtue very kind;
be to their faults a little blind. - Matthew Prior

I am a great friend of public amusements; they keep people from vice. - Samuel Johnson

A quarrel between friends, when made up, adds a new tie to friendship. - Saint Francis de Sales

Tell your friend a lie. If he keeps it secret, then tell him the truth. - Portuguese Proverb

Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. - Unknown

Greater love has no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. - Jesus

When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade without further introduction. - Mark Twain

Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. - Ed Cunningham

None so deaf as those that will not hear. None so blind as those that will not see. - Matthew Henry

Zeal is very blind, or badly regulated, when it encroaches upon the rights of others. - Pasquier Quesnel

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill

With most people disbelief in a thing is founded on a blind belief in some other thing. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

A bad cold wouldn't be so annoying if it weren't for the advice of our friends. - Kin Hubbard

Before you contradict an old man, my fair friend, you should endeavor to understand him. - George Santayana

Blind commitment to a theory is not an intellectual virtue: it is an intellectual crime. - Imre Lakatos

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

Because you're not what I would have you be, I blind myself to who, in truth, you are. - Madeleine L'Engle

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for our ability to amuse them. - Evelyn Waugh

No such thing as a man willing to be honest - that would be like a blind man willing to see. - F Scott Fitzgerald

I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. - Charlie Sheen

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places. - Mark Twain

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

A blind man can make art if what is in his mind can be passed to another mind in some tangible form. - Sol LeWitt

There's a thing that keeps surprising you about stormy old friends after they die: their silence. - Ben Hecht

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Asking someone to describe what something sounds like is like telling a blind person to guess what I look like. - Chester Bennington

All satire is blind to the forces liberated by decay. Which is why total decay has absorbed the forces of satire. - Theodor Adorno

Treat the Lord Jesus Christ as a personal friend. His is not a creed, a mere doctrine, but it is He Himself we have. - Dwight L Moody

Sometimes, I feel I am really blessed to be blind because I probably would not last a minute if I were able to see things. - Stevie Wonder

The longer we live the more we think and the higher the value we put on friendship and tenderness towards parents and friends. - Samuel Johnson

If one can only see things according to one's own belief system, one is destined to become virtually deaf, dumb, and blind. - Robert A. Wilson

The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right. - Mark Twain

If I advocate cautious optimism it is not because I do not have faith in the future but because I do not want to encourage blind faith. - Aung San Suu Kyi

Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers. - Charles W. Eliot

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

If you go out looking for friends, you're going to find they are very scarce. If you go out to be a friend, you'll find them everywhere. - Zig Ziglar


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