A Dog's Seeing Eye Dog

Every dog has his day. - Unknown

My friends are my estate. - Emily Dickinson

Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

A friend in power is a friend lost. - Henry Adams

Look your best - who said love is blind? - Mae West

To God, thy country, and thy friend be true. - Bill Vaughan

In my mind I'm a blind man doin' time. - Tupac Shakur

Afflicted by love's madness all are blind. - Sextus Propertius

Best friend, my well-spring in the wilderness! - George Eliot

Strangers are friends that you have yet to meet. - Roberta Lieberman

Love is not merely blind but mentally afflicted. - Alice Thomas Ellis

All your friends are gonna be green with envious. - Archie Bunker

A deaf husband and a blind wife make the best couple. - French Proverb

He's the kind of man who picks his friends - to pieces. - Mae West

The most I can do for my friend is simply to be his friend. - Henry David Thoreau

You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends. - Joseph Conrad

There's no word yet for old friends who've just met. - Jim Henson

No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend. - Groucho Marx

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - Ogden Nash

Blind faith in your leaders, or in anything, will get you killed. - Bruce Springsteen

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

That's your best friend and your worst enemy - your own brain. - Fred Durst

In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends. - J. Churton Collins

The only thing worse than being blind is having sight but no vision. - Helen Keller

What a delight it is to make friends with someone you have despised! - Colette

A friend is someone who can see through you and still enjoys the show. - Farmer's Almanac

It's easy to make a friend. What's hard is to make a stranger. - Unknown

Friends are lost by calling too often and by not calling often enough. - French Proverb

Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. - Unknown

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

Friends, if we be honest with ourselves, we shall be honest with each other. - George Macdonald

What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

A friend is a person with whom I may be sincere. Before him, I may think aloud. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The only reward of virtue is virtue; the only way to have a friend is to be one. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

But blind to former as to future fate, what mortal knows his pre-existent state? - Alexander Pope

To be blind is not miserable; not to be able to bear blindness, that is miserable. - John Milton

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. (Friend or Money!) - Unknown

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert

Necessity is blind until it becomes conscious. Freedom is the consciousness of necessity. - Karl Marx

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

Because you're not what I would have you be, I blind myself to who, in truth, you are. - Madeleine L'Engle

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

He was a great patriot, a humanitarian, a loyal friend provided, of course, he really is dead. - Voltaire

The mere process of growing old together will make the slightest acquaintance seem a bosom friend. - Logan P Smith

All things will be clear and distinct to the man who does not hurry; haste is blind and improvident. - Livy

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

I'm shy in person - so afraid to confess my love - I need a go-between - our mutual friend, the Moon. - John Geddes

We challenge one another to be funnier and smarter ... It's the way friends make love to one another. - Annie Gottlieb

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

The friend that always finds time to spend with you without consulting his or her calendar is a true friend. - Ellen J. Barrier

Asking someone to describe what something sounds like is like telling a blind person to guess what I look like. - Chester Bennington

A man with a career can have no time to waste upon his wife and friends; he has to devote it wholly to his enemies. - John Hobbes

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

Whenever a man's friends begin to compliment him about looking young, he may be sure they think he is getting old. - Washington Irving

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. - Rodney Dangerfield

Friendship with one's self is all important, because without it one cannot be friends with anyone else in the world. - Eleanor Roosevelt

You can always tell a real friend: when you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. - Laurence Peter

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

If one can only see things according to one's own belief system, one is destined to become virtually deaf, dumb, and blind. - Robert A. Wilson

Though my friends envied me because I always seemed so cheerful and confident, I was secretly terrified of practically everything. - Erica Jong

Today will never come again. Be a blessing. Be a friend. Encourage someone. Take time to care. Let your words heal, and not wound. - Unknown

Painting is a blind man's profession. He paints not what he sees, but what he feels, what he tells himself about what he has seen. - Pablo Picasso

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

The highest patriotism is not a blind acceptance of official policy, but a love of one's country deep enough to call her to a higher plain. - George McGovern

If I had a choice, I would still choose to remain blind... for when I die, the first face I will ever see will be the face of my blessed Saviour. - Fanny Crosby

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen