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A Dog's Seeing Eye Dog

What does a dog do when it goes blind?

A Dog's Seeing Eye Dog thanks to Jim Serritella

Lilly is a Great Dane that has been blind since a medical condition required that she have both eyes removed.

A Dog's Seeing Eye Dog thanks to Jim Serritella

For the last 5 years, Madison, another Great Dane, has been her sight.

A Dog's Seeing Eye Dog thanks to Jim Serritella

The two are inseparable.

A Dog's Seeing Eye Dog thanks to Jim Serritella

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France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Hatred is blind, as well as love. - Oscar Wilde

A friend in power is a friend lost. - Henry Adams

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

It is not love that is blind, but jealousy. - Lawrence Durrell

An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind. - Mahatma Gandhi

The wastebasket is the writer's best friend. - Isaac B Singer

Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I was innocent, then my best friends came along. - Unknown

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Those who seek faultless friends will remain friendless. - Unknown

A father is the one friend upon whom we can always rely. - Emile Gaboriau

It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend. - William Blake

A single rose can be my garden; a single friend, my world. - Leo Buscaglia

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney

What a blind person needs is not a teacher but another self. - Helen Keller

Elixir: What a dog does to his owner when she gives him a bone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is not love that should be depicted as blind, but self-love. - Voltaire

You might not know it, but this is your best friend right here. - Matt Hughes' father

A friend is one who sees through you and still enjoys the view. - Wilma Askinas

A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you. - Elbert Hubbard

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney

A man must eat a peck of salt with his friend before he knows him. - Miguel De Cervantes

Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into friend. - Martin Luther King Jr.

In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends. - J. Churton Collins

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

If you would keep your secret from an enemy, tell it not to a friend. - Benjamin Franklin

In the land of the blind those who are blessed with one eye are kings. - French Proverb

In politics, madame, you need two things: friends, but above all an enemy. - Brian Mulroney

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

What progress, you ask, have I made? I have begun to be a friend to myself. - Hecato

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate. - Linda Grayson

I want people to think through issues. I'm just tired of blind alignment. - Joel Salatin

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya

One should really use the camera as though tomorrow you'd be stricken blind. - Dorothea Lange

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. (Friend or Money!) - Unknown

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

With most people disbelief in a thing is founded on a blind belief in some other thing. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

In times of prosperity friends will be plenty;
In time of adversity not one in twenty. - English Proverb

No such thing as a man willing to be honest - that would be like a blind man willing to see. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

If two friends ask you to judge a dispute, don't accept, because you will lose one friend. - St. Augustine

I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. - Charlie Sheen

Yes, know thyself: in great concerns or small,
Be this thy care, for this, my friend, is all. - Juvenal

Good friends are like shock absorbers. They help you take the lumps and bumps on the road of life. - Frank Tyger

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

There's a thing that keeps surprising you about stormy old friends after they die: their silence. - Ben Hecht

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart. - Unknown

Your desires and true beliefs have a way of playing blind man's bluff. You must corner the inner facts. - David Seabury

The friend that always finds time to spend with you without consulting his or her calendar is a true friend. - Ellen J. Barrier

If the word has the potency to revive and make us free, it has also the power to blind, imprison, and destroy. - Ralph Ellison

Asking someone to describe what something sounds like is like telling a blind person to guess what I look like. - Chester Bennington

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke

I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray

Nobody sees a flower, really - it is so small - we haven't time, and to see takes time, like to have a friend takes time. - Georgia O'Keefe

If one can only see things according to one's own belief system, one is destined to become virtually deaf, dumb, and blind. - Robert A. Wilson

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

On my income tax 1040 it says, "Check this box if you are blind." I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away. - Tom Lehrer

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

Painting is a blind man's profession. He paints not what he sees, but what he feels, what he tells himself about what he has seen. - Pablo Picasso

In every circle of friends there's always that one person everyone secretly hates. Don't have one? Then it's probably you. - Will Ferrell

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind. - Johnny Knoxville

People share, read and generally engage more with any type of content when it's surfaced through friends and people they know and trust. - Malorie Lucich

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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