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A Dog's Seeing Eye Dog

What does a dog do when it goes blind?

A Dog's Seeing Eye Dog thanks to Jim Serritella

Lilly is a Great Dane that has been blind since a medical condition required that she have both eyes removed.

A Dog's Seeing Eye Dog thanks to Jim Serritella

For the last 5 years, Madison, another Great Dane, has been her sight.

A Dog's Seeing Eye Dog thanks to Jim Serritella

The two are inseparable.

A Dog's Seeing Eye Dog thanks to Jim Serritella

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A fat purse never lacks friends. - Unknown

Hatred is blind, as well as love. - Oscar Wilde

I was quiet, but I was not blind. - Jane Austen

Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

A true friend is the best possession. - Unknown

Have no friends not equal to yourself. - Confucius

A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

It is not love that is blind, but jealousy. - Lawrence Durrell

A powerful friend becomes a powerful enemy. - African Saying

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

I was the kid next door's imaginary friend. - Emo Philips

I was innocent, then my best friends came along. - Unknown

There's nothing better than a good, blind referee. - Bobby Heenan

If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies. - Aristotle

Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends? - Abraham Lincoln

Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen. - Unknown

Love your enemy. But don't forget he is not your friend. - Paulo Coelho

Many friends have been lost by jest, but few have been gained. - Unknown

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper. - Unknown

You might not know it, but this is your best friend right here. - Matt Hughes' father

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi

Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into friend. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

Don't abuse your friends and expect them to consider it criticism. - Ed Howe

A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown

Would you take all these pains about your looks if every body was blind? - Charles Finney

Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. - Unknown

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

In politics, madame, you need two things: friends, but above all an enemy. - Brian Mulroney

Thoughts without content are empty, intuitions without concepts are blind. - Immanuel Kant

True friends don't judge each other, they judge other people together. - Unknown

That was what a best friend did: hold up a mirror and show you your heart. - Kristin Hannah

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

What progress, you ask, have I made? I have begun to be a friend to myself. - Hecato

Prosperity is no just scale; adversity is the only balance to weigh friends. - Plutarch

There is danger in reckless change, but greater danger in blind conservatism. - Henry George

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade without further introduction. - Mark Twain

Often we have no time for our friends, but all the time in the world for our enemies. - Billy Joel

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill

Never explain. Your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe it anyway. - Elbert Hubbard

Before you contradict an old man, my fair friend, you should endeavor to understand him. - George Santayana

A grandmother is a little bit parent, a little bit teacher, and a little bit best friend. - Unknown

In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

If two friends ask you to judge a dispute, don't accept, because you will lose one friend. - St. Augustine

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

Will power is to the mind like a strong blind man who carries on his shoulders a lame man who can see. - Arthur Schopenhauer

Senescence begins
And middle-age ends,
The day your descendants
Outnumber your friends. - Ogden Nash

Lately all my friends are worried they're turning into their fathers. I'm worried I'm not. - Dan Zevin

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton

It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends. - J K Rowling

Treat the Lord Jesus Christ as a personal friend. His is not a creed, a mere doctrine, but it is He Himself we have. - Dwight L Moody

Whenever a man's friends begin to compliment him about looking young, he may be sure they think he is getting old. - Washington Irving

You can always tell a real friend: when you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. - Laurence Peter

It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they're not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they're not so bad. - Arnold H. Glasow

As we grow up we think we lose our friends. But the truth is that we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are. - Unknown

The bottom line is that I like my first drafts to be blind, unconscious, messy efforts; that's what gets me the best material. - Jennifer Egan

In every circle of friends there's always that one person everyone secretly hates. Don't have one? Then it's probably you. - Will Ferrell

The night stared me in the face, amorphous, blind, infinite, without frontiers. Not a single start relieved the darkness behind the glass. - Stanisław Lem

Throw your dream into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back: a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. - Anais Nin

Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers. - Charles W. Eliot

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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