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Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

A rich man has no need of character. - Hebrew Proverb

Polite conversation is rarely either. - Fran Lebowitz

Character is perfectly educated will. - Novalis

A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

Habits form character, and character forms destiny. - James Allen

The essential thing is not knowledge, but character. - Joseph Le Conte

Put more trust in nobility of character than in an oath. - Solon

Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde

The real character of a man is found out by his amusements. - Joshua Reynolds

The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas

Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character. - Oscar Levant

Intelligence plus character - that is the goal of true education. - Martin Luther King Jr.

I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson

Nothing of character is really permanent but virtue and personal worth. - Daniel Webster

Success is the only motivational factor that a boy with character needs. - Woody Hayes

Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street. - Elbert Hubbard

No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A horse gallops with his lungs, perseveres with his heart, and wins with his character. - Tesio

There is nothing in which people more betray their character than in what they laugh at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

It is in the character of very few men to honor without envy a friend who has prospered. - Aeschylus

This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought. - Lin Yutang

Character is better than ancestry, and personal conduct is of more importance than the highest. - Thomas J. Barnardo

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

Character is, in the long run, the decisive factor in the life of individuals and of nations alike. - Theodore Roosevelt

When lying and omission become part of your character, you lose integrity and the trust you once had from others. - Theodore W Fedorchak

A dinosaur out of context is like a character without a story. Worse than that, the character suffers from amnesia. - Jack Horner

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain but it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving. - Dale Carnegie

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

The five essential entrepreneurial skills for success: Concentration, Discrimination, Organization, Innovation and Communication. - Harold S Geneen

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid


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