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Fate is character. - William Winter

Happiness is not the end of life; character is. - Henry Ward Beecher

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Habits form character, and character forms destiny. - James Allen

The essential thing is not knowledge, but character. - Joseph Le Conte

Character is not given to us; we build it ourselves. - Mabel Hale

Character is a diamond that scratches every other stone. - Cyrus A. Bartol

Persistence is to the character of man as carbon is to steel. - Napoleon Hill

Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character. - Oscar Levant

Intelligence plus character - that is the goal of true education. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Unto ourselves our own life is necessary, unto others our character. - St. Augustine

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

The most important thing in communication is to hear what isn't being said. - Peter Drucker

Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street. - Elbert Hubbard

Character is the result of two things: Mental attitude and the way we spend our time. - Elbert Green Hubbard

There is nothing in which people more betray their character than in what they laugh at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Be your character what it will, it will be known, and nobody will take it upon your word. - Lord Chesterfield

You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him. - Malcolm S Forbes

Character is better than ancestry, and personal conduct is of more importance than the highest. - Thomas J. Barnardo

If a man's character is to be abused, there's nobody like a relative to do the business. - Alexander Pope

One who understands much displays a greater simplicity of character than one who understands little. - Alexander Chase

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

Our character is but the stamp on our souls of the free choices of good and evil we have made through life. - John C. Geikie

Don't be accusing me of taking a bribe. You know what they call that, "definition of character." - Archie Bunker

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

When lying and omission become part of your character, you lose integrity and the trust you once had from others. - Theodore W Fedorchak

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

Every human being is intended to have a character of his own; to be what no others are, and to do what no other can do. - William Henry Channing

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain but it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving. - Dale Carnegie

True faith rests upon the character of God and asks no further proof than the moral perfections of the One who cannot lie. - A.W. Tozer

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

The five essential entrepreneurial skills for success: Concentration, Discrimination, Organization, Innovation and Communication. - Harold S Geneen

Some men's ambition is art, some men's ambition is fame, some men's ambition is gold. My ambition is the souls of men. - William Booth

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey


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