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Grab the bull by the corns. - Archie Bunker

It takes an entire village to raise a child. - African Proverb

A mother understands what a child does not say. - Jewish Proverb

Raising kids is a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

He knows his olive trees better than he knows his children. - Rebecca Helm-Ropelato

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins

As a child, the only clear thought I had was "Get candy." - Jerry Seinfeld

No matter how bad a child is, he is still good for a tax deduction. - American Proverb

Children find everything in nothing; men find nothing in everything. - Giacomo Leopardi

Women should not have children after 35. Really? 35 children is enough. - Bill Murray

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon

Children are like wet cement. Whatever falls on them makes an impression. - Haim Ginott

As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula. - Dave Barry

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

You know children are growing up when they start asking questions that have answers. - John J Plomp

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

Hopefully, kids realize you can do anything you want. Skateboarding can be that gateway. - Ryan Sheckler

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffett

Children are not a distraction for more important work. They are the most important work. - C S Lewis

Daddies don't just love their children every now and then, it's a love without end. - George Strait

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit. - Bill Cosby

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

When you teach a child something, you take away forever his chance of discovering it for himself. - Jean Piaget

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

It is an act of love to say, "I believe in you as my child, and you don't need my help." - Peter Buffett

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker

When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out. - Erma Bombeck

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories. - John Wilmot

Inspiration comes from within yourself. One has to be positive. When you're positive, good things happen. - Deep Roy

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

Unbreakable Toy: 1. An object that is indestructible - until a child plays with it; 2. Useful for breaking other toys. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There's no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. - Gail Tsukiyama


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