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Grab the bull by the corns. - Archie Bunker

Success is the child of audacity. - Benjamin Disraeli

A child is a curly dimpled lunatic. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

It takes an entire village to raise a child. - African Proverb

Brat: A child who displays his pest manners. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Germs: The only things kids will share freely - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

A child can ask questions that a wise man cannot answer. - Unknown

You see much more of your children once they leave home. - Lucille Ball

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

What you teach your own children is what you really believe in. - Cathy Warner Weatherford

The most sophisticated people I know - inside they are all children. - Jim Henson

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon

There's only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it. - English Proverb

If you want your children to listen, try talking softly to someone else. - Ann Landers

We have to make our inspiration first before our inspiration can build us. - Sanjive K Sharma

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one. - Groucho Marx

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me. - Brendan Behan

The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence. - Art Linkletter

You know children are growing up when they start asking questions that have answers. - John J Plomp

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children. - Clarence Darrow

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

A mother's love for her child is like nothing else in the world. It knows no law, no pity. - Agatha Christie

I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them. - Phyllis Diller

Animals are like little children a bit. They're simple. They don't have politics driving them. - Annabelle Sabloff

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

A man who gives his children habits of industry provides for them better than by giving them a fortune. - Richard Whately

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories. - John Wilmot

The secret of genius is to carry the spirit of the child into old age, which means never losing your enthusiasm. - Aldous Huxley

The only way we can ever teach a child to say "I'm sorry" is for him to hear it from our lips first. - Kevin Leman

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

Children despise their parents until the age of forty, when they suddenly become just like them, thus preserving the system. - Quentin Crewe

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

Forgiveness is the answer to the child's dream of a miracle by which what is broken is made whole again, what is soiled is made clean again. - Dag Hammarskjold

If you never want to see a man again, just tell him, "I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have children." They leave skid marks. - Rita Rudner

Car Pool: Complicated system of transportation where Mom always winds up going the furthest with the biggest bunch of kids who have had the most sugar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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