A Real Cowboy Has No Fear

Pit Bull Faith - DannyMac

Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

Time is a game played beautifully by children. - Heraclitus

I love children if they're cooked properly. - WC Fields

A happy childhood has spoiled many a promising life. - Robertson Davies

With kids, the days are long, but the years are short. - John Leguizamo

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

As long as you know men are like children, you know everything. - Coco Chanel

Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. - George Bernard Shaw

As a child, the only clear thought I had was "Get candy." - Jerry Seinfeld

If your parents never had children, chances are... neither will you. - Dick Cavett

Silence is golden unless you have kids. Then silence is just suspicious. - Unknown

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence. - Art Linkletter

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty. - Unknown

There are no seven wonders of the world in the eyes of a child. There are seven million. - Walt Streightiff

Children's games are hardly games. Children are never more serious than when they play. - Michel de Montaigne

When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones

I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them. - Phyllis Diller

Eddie discovered one of his childhood's great truths. Grownups are the real monsters, he thought. - Stephen King

It's triple the Trump this season... I invited my children, Don Jr. and Ivanka into the boardroom. - Donald Trump

A man who gives his children habits of industry provides for them better than by giving them a fortune. - Richard Whately

There are only two things a child will share willingly - communicable diseases and his mother's age. - Benjamin Spock

Our children may learn about heroes of the past. Our task is to make ourselves architects of the future. - Jomo Mzee Kenyatta

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Inspiration comes from within yourself. One has to be positive. When you're positive, good things happen. - Deep Roy

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

Children despise their parents until the age of forty, when they suddenly become just like them, thus preserving the system. - Quentin Crewe

A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason; to always be curious; and to fight tirelessly for something. - Paulo Coelho

Don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong. - Ella Fitzgerald

Having kids - the responsibility of rearing good, kind, ethical, responsible human beings - is the biggest job anyone can embark on. - Maria Shriver

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. If you want them to be more intelligent, read them more fairy tales. - Albert Einstein

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

The heart of who I am as a person and as a man is forgiveness, after forgiving my father for a lot of things that were done when I was a child. - Tyler Perry

When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child. - Sophia Loren

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan