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Old men are twice children. - Greek Proverb

Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

Every child begins the world again. - Henry David Thoreau

One hour with a child is like a ten-mile run. - Joan B. Samuelson

Germs: The only things kids will share freely - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare. - Ed Asner

The best way to make children is to make them happy. - Oscar Wilde

The man who has a full set of tools has no children. - Unknown

The childhood shows the man, as morning shows the day. - John Milton

For when a child is born the mother also is born again. - Gilbert Parker

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

Wrinkles are hereditary. Parents get them from their children. - Doris Day

Vaseball: A game of catch played by children in the living room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying. - Fran Lebowitz

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley

Washable: What a cowboy does, very carefully, with soap and water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Raising kids make most people, including me, grow up at least a little. - Madonna

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

Children are paparazzi. They take your picture when you don't want them to. - Jamie Lee Curtis

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffett

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. - Bill Cosby

If we would listen to our kids, we'd discover that they are largely self-explanatory. - Robert Brault

Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave
when they think that their children are naive. - Ogden Nash

Zucchini: Vegetable which can be baked, boiled, fried or steamed before kids refuse to eat it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I invite everyone to choose forgiveness rather than division, teamwork over personal ambition. - Jean-Francois Cope

When you teach a child something, you take away forever his chance of discovering it for himself. - Jean Piaget

Children seldom misquote. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said. - Unknown

Teaching a child not to step on a caterpillar is as valuable to the child as it is to the caterpillar. - Bradley Miller

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

Whatever happened to a sense of idealism and embracing an idea that will help people and, in this case, children? - Rod Blagojevich

Grow up, and that is a terribly hard thing to do. It is much easier to skip it and go from one childhood to another. - F Scott Fitzgerald

You can be childlike without being childish. A child always wants to have fun. Ask yourself, 'Am I having fun?' - Christopher Meloni

Cherish your visions and your dreams as they are the children of your soul, the blueprints of your ultimate achievements. - Napoleon Hill

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano

I was not a child prodigy, because a child prodigy is a child who knows as much when it is a child as it does when it grows up. - Will Rogers

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch


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