A Real Cowboy Has No Fear

Childhood is a wilderness. - Aspen Matis

I am fond of children - except boys. - Lewis Carroll

A child's first teacher is its mother. - Peng Liyuan

Brat: A child who displays his pest manners. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is a wise father that knows his own child. - William Shakespeare

Bison: What you say when your child leaves for school - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Our greatest natural resource is the minds of our children. - Walt Disney

A child seldom needs a good talking to as a good listening to. - Robert Brault

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

If your parents never had children, chances are... neither will you. - Dick Cavett

Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. - Red Buttons

Top Bunk: Where you should never put a child wearing Superman jammies - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

My children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television. - Erma Bombeck

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one. - Groucho Marx

Four very powerful words to say to your child: "I believe in you." - Kevin Heath

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

I refuse to admit that I am more than 52, even if that makes my children illegitimate. - Nancy Astor

There are no seven wonders of the world in the eyes of a child. There are seven million. - Walt Streightiff

When I see my granddaughters make small discoveries of their own, I wish I were a child. - Dr. Seuss

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. - Bill Cosby

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

I just want to make sure when I have kids, I can spend time with them. That's the whole point. - Mark Zuckerberg

Sorrow makes us all children again - destroys all differences of intellect. The wisest know nothing. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

Mid-life crisis is that moment when you realize your children and your clothes are about the same age. - William D Tammeus

All kids are trouble, Edith. And I don't wanna spend my reclining years trying to raise another one. - Archie Bunker

If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman

Success is the child of drudgery and perseverance. It cannot be coaxed or bribed; pay the price and it is yours. - Orison Swett Marden

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

The fundamental defect of fathers, in our competitive society, is that they want their children to be a credit to them. - Bertrand Russell

Grown-ups never understand anything by themselves, and it is tiresome for children to be always and forever explaining things to them. - Antoine de Saint-Expurey

Do not grow old, no matter how long you live. Never cease to stand like curious children before the Great Mystery into which we were born. - Albert Einstein

Car Pool: Complicated system of transportation where Mom always winds up going the furthest with the biggest bunch of kids who have had the most sugar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com