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Grab the bull by the corns. - Archie Bunker

I am fond of children - except boys. - Lewis Carroll

The childhood shows the man, as morning shows the day. - John Milton

Children should neither be seen nor heard from - ever again. - WC Fields

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull. - WC Fields

Raising kids make most people, including me, grow up at least a little. - Madonna

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

It is spring again. The earth is like a child that knows poems by heart. - Rainer M. Rilke

Always kiss your children goodnight - even if they're already asleep. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

Children are like wet cement. Whatever falls on them makes an impression. - Haim Ginott

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

We have to make our inspiration first before our inspiration can build us. - Sanjive K Sharma

Children's talent to endure stems from their ignorance of alternatives. - Maya Angelou

The influence of a mother in the lives of her children is beyond calculation. - James E Faust

I will continue to freak out my children by knitting in public. It's good for them. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

If we would listen to our kids, we'd discover that they are largely self-explanatory. - Robert Brault

Children's games are hardly games. Children are never more serious than when they play. - Michel de Montaigne

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

A mother's love for her child is like nothing else in the world. It knows no law, no pity. - Agatha Christie

Willingness to be puzzled is a valuable trait to cultivate, from childhood to advanced inquiry. - Noam Chomsky

Don't worry that your children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you. - Robert Fulghum

No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker

If the loss of shame was the child of secularization, the loss of reason is the child of pluralization. - Ravi Zacharias

When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out. - Erma Bombeck

One in four kids have either pre-diabetes or diabetes - what I like to call diabesity. How did this happen? - Mark Hyman

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories. - John Wilmot

A nation that does not stand for its children does not stand for anything and will not stand tall in the future. - Marian W Edelman

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

The fundamental defect of fathers, in our competitive society, is that they want their children to be a credit to them. - Bertrand Russell

You can be childlike without being childish. A child always wants to have fun. Ask yourself, 'Am I having fun?' - Christopher Meloni

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. - Bill Hicks

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano

For almost seventy years the life insurance industry has been a smug sacred cow feeding the public a steady line of sacred bull. - Ralph Nader

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

Abundance and vigor of automatic movements are desirable, and even a considerable degree of restlessness is a good sign in young children. - G Stanley Hall

In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia

Bill Gates has always been a mentor and inspiration for me even before I knew him. Just growing up, I admired how Microsoft was mission-focused. - Mark Zuckerberg

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken


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