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Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

If the sky falls, hold up your hands. - Spanish proverb

Well-behaved women never make history. - Maria Shriver

Americans like fat books and thin women. - Russell Baker

The lady doth protest too much, methinks. - William Shakespeare

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. - Timothy Leary

Women want love to be a novel. Men, a short story. - Daphne du Maurier

When a woman is openly bad she is then at her best. - Latin Proverb

Widowhood: The proof that women live longer than men - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

Chance Remark: Anything a man chances to say when two women are talking - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life. - George Best

Bargain Sale: A place where a woman can ruin one dress while she buys another - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I will buy any creme, cosmetic, or elixir from a woman with a European accent. - Erma Bombeck

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

This woman was so cross-eyed. She can go to a tennis match and never move her head. - Phyllis Diller

In Hollywood, the women are all peaches. It makes one long for an apple occasionally. - W Somerset Maugham

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

Nothing changes the gender equation more significantly than women's economic freedom. - Gloria Steinem

When you throw mud at others, you not only get your hands dirty but also lose a lot of ground. - English Proverb

Some old women and men grow bitter with age. The more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. - George D. Prentice

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

Ladies, if a man says he will fix it, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months about it. - Unknown

Deprived of meaningful work, men and women lose their reason for existence; they go stark, raving mad. - Fyodor Dostoevsky

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson

No man succeeds without a good woman behind him. Wife or mother, if it is both, he is twice blessed indeed. - Godfrey Winn

Madam, you're making history, in fact, you're making me, and I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself. - Groucho Marx

I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give everything. - Oscar Wilde

I like the West. That's where men are men and women are women, and it's hard to beat a combination like that. - Milton Berle

There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a thing no married man knows anything about. - Oscar Wilde

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

Real angels don't have gossamer white robes and cherubic skin. They have calloused hands and smell of the days' sweat. - Richard Evans

I'm always worried when a woman sees me naked for the first time. That she's just gonna scream and run out of the park. - Gary Delaney

Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman - it depends on how much happiness you can handle. - George Burns

If a woman says, 'Do what you want', do not do what you want. Stand still. Do not blink. Don't even breathe. Just play dead. - Unknown

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to "the best woman a man ever had." The waiter joined me. - Rodney Dangerfield


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