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Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

Dull women have immaculate homes. - Unknown

Tis brief, my lord... as woman's love. - William Shakespeare

I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself. - Groucho Marx

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman. - Kathy Lette

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. - Timothy Leary

Women want love to be a novel. Men, a short story. - Daphne du Maurier

To my embarrassment, I was born in bed with a lady. - Wilson Mizner

A woman can keep one secret - the secret of her age. - Voltaire

Man can not live on chocolate alone.... but women can. - Unknown

I like men who have a future and women who have a past. - Oscar Wilde

Women like silent men, they think they're listening. - George Carlin

My first day as a woman and I am already having hot flushes. - Robin Williams

If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything. - Marilyn Monroe

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke. - Groucho Marx

He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of. - Mae West

The three words every woman really longs to hear: I'll clean up. - Molly Shannon

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

He who has two women loses his soul. But he who has two homes loses his mind. - Ancient Proverb

Beauty is the first present nature gives to a woman and the first it takes away. - Fay Weldon

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman. - Margaret Thatcher

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him. - Cher

Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard for the night, she can still survive. - WC Fields

A woman, especially if she has the misfortune of knowing anything, should conceal it as well as she can. - Jane Austen

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with the word 'Guess' on it. I said, "Thyroid problem?" - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Madam, you're making history, in fact, you're making me, and I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself. - Groucho Marx

Whenever men take the law into their own hands, the loser is the law. And when the law loses, freedom languishes. - Robert Kennedy

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

Except for a few guitar chords, everything I've learned in my life that is of any value I've learned from women. - Glenn Frey

A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady, and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat. - P.J. O'Rourke

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman - it depends on how much happiness you can handle. - George Burns

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. - Conan O'Brien

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to "the best woman a man ever had." The waiter joined me. - Rodney Dangerfield

Perhaps women have always been in closer contact with reality than men: it would seem to be the just recompense for being deprived of idealism. - Germaine Greer


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