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Humor is reason gone mad. - Groucho Marx

Nobody ever died of laughter. - Max Beerbohm

Laughter is the best medicine. - Joe-kster

A pun is the lowest form of wit. - John Dennis

Humor comes from self-confidence. - Rita Mae Brown

Laughter is by definition healthy. - Doris Lessing

Puns are a form of humor with words. - Guillermo C. Infante

Humor is the most engaging cowardice. - Robert Frost

Buy one of them battery transvester radios. - Archie Bunker

Not by wrath does one kill but by laughter. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Laughter would be bereaved if snobbery died. - Peter Ustinov

Humor is the instinct for taking pain playfully. - Max Eastman

Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects. - Arnold H Glasow

Humor is one of the best ingredients of survival. - Aung San Suu Kyi

Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand. - Mark Twain

A little perspective, like a little humor, goes a long way. - Allen Klein

A sense of humour is the ability to laugh at one's self. - Charlie Chaplin

Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain. - Edward de Bono

Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn. - Irvin S. Cobb

A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. - Doug Larson

We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist. - Joseph Heller

Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead? - George Carlin

The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven. - Mark Twain

You are not angry with people when you laugh at them. Humor teaches tolerance. - W Somerset Maugham

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov

A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke - and that the joke is oneself. - Clifton Fadiman

I've learned to have a sense of humor about myself. Lord knows everyone else does! - Debbie Gibson

It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor. - Max Eastman

I think superheroes are heroes with flaws, and in their flaws, there is a sense of humor. - Peter Segal

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is far the best ending for one. - Oscar Wilde

You may not be able to change a situation, but with humor you can change your attitude about it. - Allen Klein

There is no defense against adverse fortune which is so effectual as an habitual sense of humor. - Thomas W. Higginson

The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder. - Virginia Woolf

Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on. - Bob Newhart

The problem with having a sense of humor is often that people you use it on aren't in a very good mood. - Lou Holtz

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. - Mark Twain

Humor has been the balm of my life, but it's been reserved for those close to me, not part of the public Lana. - Lana Turner

In every problem, there's a concealed solution... locking itself underneath... unlock, peruse, find and solve. - Michael B. Johnson

There's nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face. - Eva Hoffman

I realize that humor isn't for everyone. It's only for people who want to have fun, enjoy life, and feel alive. - Anne W. Schaef

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend on reading it. - Groucho Marx

From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. - Leonard Bernstein

Suspense is very important. Even though this is humor and they're short stories, that theory of building suspense is still there. - Sergio Aragones

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

Smiling is definitely one of the best beauty remedies. If you have a good sense of humor and a good approach to life, that's beautiful. - Rashida Jones

Then we got into a labyrinth, and, when we thought we were at the end, came out again at the beginning, having still to see as much as ever. - Plato

Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but the thing dies in the process and the innards are discouraging to any but the pure scientific mind. - E.B. White

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright


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