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Living Happily Ever Laughter! - Joe-kster

Laughter is an instant vacation. - Milton Berle

Wit is the lowest form of humor. - Alexander Pope

Puns are a form of humor with words. - Guillermo C. Infante

Laughter can bring a new perspective. - Christopher Durang

Puns are the highest form of literature. - Alfred Hitchcock

A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - Clive James

Laughter is the closest distance between two people. - Victor Borge

The most wasted of all days is one without laughter. - e e cummings

There is little success where there is little laughter. - Andrew Carnegie

Like toilet paper, laughter is in short supply these days. - Phil Callaway

I have a fine sense of the ridiculous, but no sense of humor. - Edward Albee

Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue. - Virginia Woolf

May my last breath be drawn through a pipe and exhaled in a pun. - Charles Lamb

Laughter is the brush that sweeps away the cobwebs of your heart. - Mort Walker

Where there is laughter there is always more health than sickness. - Phyllis Bottome

Good humor is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in society. - William M Thackeray

Man is distinguished from all other creatures by the faculty of laughter. - Joseph Addison

No mind is thoroughly well organized that is deficient in a sense of humour. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Laughter is really a gift. It's the most vulnerable state you can be in. - David Dobkin

Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead? - George Carlin

You are not angry with people when you laugh at them. Humor teaches tolerance. - W Somerset Maugham

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov

I want someone who can keep me on my toes, has a good sense of humor and a good heart. - Carmen Electra

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn? - Bob Hope

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is far the best ending for one. - Oscar Wilde

I don't think it's possible to have a sense of tragedy without having a sense of humor. - Christopher Hitchens

Transparency, honesty, kindness, good stewardship, even humor, work in businesses at all times. - John Gerzema

If you could choose one characteristic that would get you through life, choose a sense of humor. - Jennifer Jones

How is it that music can, without words, evoke our laughter, our fears, our highest aspirations? - Jane Swan

You can't study comedy; it's within you. It's a personality. My humor is an attitude. - Don Rickles

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

So many tangles in life are ultimately hopeless that we have no appropriate sword other than laughter. - Gordon W Allport

Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud. - Jesse Ventura

The problem with having a sense of humor is often that people you use it on aren't in a very good mood. - Lou Holtz

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

Humor has been the balm of my life, but it's been reserved for those close to me, not part of the public Lana. - Lana Turner

There is nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face. - Eva Hoffman

Humour is the weapon of unarmed people: it helps people who are oppressed to smile at the situation that pains them. - Simon Wiesenthal

I have never understood why it should be considered derogatory to the Creator to suppose that he has a sense of humor. - Ralph Inge

I realize that humor isn't for everyone. It's only for people who want to have fun, enjoy life, and feel alive. - Anne W. Schaef

Your joy is your sorrow unmasked. And the selfsame well from which your laughter rises was oftentimes filled with your tears. - Kahlil Gibran

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - William James

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not, and a sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is. - Horace Walpole

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

I was named the Class Clown in the high school yearbook, so I was always turning to comedy and laughter to heal and to get me through things. - Guillermo Diaz

Zipper: Two rows of unsmiling teeth that often induce laughter in others, especially when inadvertently left open following a trip to the john - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Humor is richly rewarding to the person who employs it. It has some value in gaining and holding attention, but it has no persuasive value at all. - John Kenneth Galbraith

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright