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Laughter is contagious. - Unknown

Laughter is the best medicine. - Joe-kster

Coincidences are spiritual puns. - G K Chesterton

Laughter does not please the mighty. - Dario Fo

You got a very warfed sense of humor. - Archie Bunker

Humor is mankind's greatest blessing. - Mark Twain

When humor goes, there goes civilization. - Erma Bombeck

Life in 2019: Living Happily Ever Laughter! - Joe-kster

You have as much laughter as you have faith. - Martin Luther

My puns are not trivial. They are quadrivial. - James Joyce

Laughter is the closest distance between two people. - Victor Borge

There is little success where there is little laughter. - Andrew Carnegie

I have a fine sense of the ridiculous, but no sense of humor. - Edward Albee

When you think about a walking tree, laughter is the response. - John Rhys-Davies

May my last breath be drawn through a pipe and exhaled in a pun. - Charles Lamb

Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain. - Edward de Bono

Laughter crosses boundaries of class and age. Humour is universal. - Jeremy Lloyd

Leave some mystery to the world and they will remember you forever. - Amit Kalantri

A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. - Doug Larson

Laughter is, after speech, the chief thing that holds society together. - Max Eastman

Man is distinguished from all other creatures by the faculty of laughter. - Joseph Addison

What a strange world this would be if we all had the same sense of humor. - Bernard Williams

We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist. - Joseph Heller

Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead? - George Carlin

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov

Humour is practically the only thing about which the English are utterly serious. - Malcolm Muggeridge

One can never speak enough of the virtues, the dangers, the power of shared laughter. - Francoise Sagan

Laughter is a uniting force; it brings people together, and it makes hardship easier. - Montaigne

I want someone who can keep me on my toes, has a good sense of humor and a good heart. - Carmen Electra

Of puns it has been said that they who most dislike them are least able to utter them. - Edgar Allan Poe

I think superheroes are heroes with flaws, and in their flaws, there is a sense of humor. - Peter Segal

I definitely gravitate toward people who use laughter to pull themselves out of the abyss. - Lea Thompson

Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you. - Langston Hughes

One should take good care not to grow too wise for so great a pleasure of life as laughter. - Joseph Addison

Humor is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of our superiority to all that befalls us. - Romain Gary

Transparency, honesty, kindness, good stewardship, even humor, work in businesses at all times. - John Gerzema

Laughter is ever young, whereas tragedy, except the very highest of all, quickly becomes haggard. - Margaret Sackville

The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder. - Virginia Woolf

Humour is our way of defending ourselves from life's absurdities by thinking absurdly about them. - Lewis Mumford

Humor is what happens when we're told the truth quicker and more directly than we're used to. - George Saunders

The problem with having a sense of humor is often that people you use it on aren't in a very good mood. - Lou Holtz

A benefit of any job is laughter. It should never be a crime to have fun on the job. It may be a crime not to. - Terry Paulson

Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. - Mark Twain

There's nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face. - Eva Hoffman

Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost. - James Thurber

A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word 'poo.' You can't beat a good poo joke. - Jenny Eclair

A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself. - Jessamyn West

There's nothing more contagious than the laughter of young children; it doesn't even have to matter what they're laughing about. - Criss Jami

Then we got into a labyrinth, and, when we thought we were at the end, came out again at the beginning, having still to see as much as ever. - Plato

I'm a nervous laugher. Like when you're in a situation that you don't know what's going on, you go to laughter more than anything. - Jack McBrayer


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