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I am at two with nature. - Woody Allen

Nature is cheaper than therapy. - M P Zarrella

Every flower is a soul blossoming in nature. - Gerard De Nuewal

One touch of nature makes the whole world kin. - William Shakespeare

Lawyers are fleas on the hide of human nature. - Stephen King

He loves nature in spite of what it did to him. - Forrest Tucker

The power which resides in him is new in nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Nature does not hurry, yet everything is accomplished. - Lao Tzu

Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down. - Unknown

Air pollution is turning Mother Nature prematurely gray. - Irv Kupcinet

I have lived long enough to satisfy both nature and glory. - Julius Caesar

The laws of nature are but the mathematical thoughts of God. - Euclid

Nature Lover: A person who, when treed by a bear, enjoys the view - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!" - Robin Williams

Drive slow and enjoy the scenery. Drive fast and join the scenery. - Douglas Horton

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

Who would dare assign to art the sterile function of imitating nature? - Charles Baudelaire

The deepest principle in human nature is the craving to be appreciated. - William James

Light is the greatest disinfectant in nature and also in organizations. - Stephen Covey

My wish is to stay always like this, living quietly in a corner of nature. - Claude Monet

Making mistakes reveals human nature. How one deals with them reveals character. - Unknown

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

Beauty is the first present nature gives to a woman and the first it takes away. - Fay Weldon

There are other ways of recognizing the existence of God, through nature for instance. - Billy Graham

Middle Age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature. - Harold Coffin

Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke

The really happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery, even when they have to take a detour. - James H. Jeans

Sayin' grace - it's just thankin' Mother Nature, whose 1st name just happens to be Grace. - Archie Bunker

It is a brief period of life that is granted us by nature, but the memory of a well-spent life never dies. - Cicero

'Healing,' Papa would tell me, 'is not a science, but the intuitive art of wooing nature.' - W H Auden

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

Physics is about questioning, studying, probing nature. You probe, and, if you're lucky, you get strange clues. - Lene Hau

Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown

To be perfectly just is an attribute of the divine nature; to be so to the utmost of our abilities, is the glory of man. - Joseph Addison

The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari

Physics investigates the essential nature of the world, and biology describes a local bump. Human psychology describes a bump on the bump. - Willard Quine

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison

Miracle: An act or event out of the order of nature and unaccountable, as beating a normal hand of four kings and an ace with four aces and a king. - Ambrose Bierce


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