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Human nature is weak. - Anthony Fauci

Choose only one master, Nature. - Rembrandt

Nature is cheaper than therapy. - M P Zarrella

All of nature is God's art. - Dante

Colors are the smiles of nature. - Leigh Hunt

The poetry of earth is never dead. - John Keats

By nature, men love newfangledness. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Every flower is a soul blossoming in nature. - Gerard De Nuewal

One touch of nature makes the whole world kin. - William Shakespeare

It is a human nature to think wisely and act foolishly. - Anatole France

Nature is what you may do. There is much you may not do. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Air pollution is turning Mother Nature prematurely gray. - Irv Kupcinet

The laws of nature are but the mathematical thoughts of God. - Euclid

Nature is often hidden, sometimes overcome, seldom extinguished. - Francis Bacon

Drive slow and enjoy the scenery. Drive fast and join the scenery. - Douglas Horton

Nature never makes any blunders. When she makes a fool she means it. - Archibald Alexander

Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once. - Woody Allen

Look deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better. - Albert Einstein

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

Nature gave us one tongue and two ears so we could hear twice as much as we speak. - Unknown

There are other ways of recognizing the existence of God, through nature for instance. - Billy Graham

Never desert your own line of talent. Be what nature intended you for, and you will succeed. - Sydney Smith

It is not human nature that we should accuse but the despicable conventions that pervert it. - Denis Diderot

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

He must have a truly romantic nature, for he weeps when there is nothing at all to weep about. - Oscar Wilde

Self-preservation is the first law of nature, but self-sacrifice is the highest rule of grace. - Unknown

Art is the right hand of nature. The latter has only given us being, the former has made us men. - Friedrich Schiller

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

Sayin' grace - it's just thankin' Mother Nature, whose 1st name just happens to be Grace. - Archie Bunker

I just want to make pictures that are entertaining. I'll leave the scenery chewing to someone else. - Alan Ladd

I think Nature's imagination is so much greater than man's, she's never gonna let us relax! - Richard P Feynman

For a successful technology, reality must take precedence over public relations, for Nature cannot be fooled. - Richard P Feynman

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

To be perfectly just is an attribute of the divine nature; to be so to the utmost of our abilities, is the glory of man. - Joseph Addison

I'm always astonished by a forest. It makes me realise that the fantasy of nature is much larger than my own fantasy. - Gunter Grass

In nature, nothing is perfect and everything is perfect. Trees can be contorted, bent in weird ways, and they're still beautiful. - Alice Walker

Our ancestors ... possessed a right, which nature has given to all men, of departing from the country in which chance, not choice has placed them. - Thomas Jefferson

Miracle: An act or event out of the order of nature and unaccountable, as beating a normal hand of four kings and an ace with four aces and a king. - Ambrose Bierce

When you are called to a sick man, be sure you know what the matter is — if you do not know, nature can do a great deal better than you can guess. - Nicholas de Belleville


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