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I am at two with nature. - Woody Allen

Choose only one master, Nature. - Rembrandt

The poetry of earth is never dead. - John Keats

Man is by nature a political animal. - Aristotle

Nature and wisdom never are at strife. - Plutarch

Nature creates nothing without a purpose. - Aristotle

Treehouses are the ultimate return to nature. - Pete Nelson

One touch of nature makes the whole world kin. - William Shakespeare

Nature knows no indecencies; man invents them. - Mark Twain

Lawyers are fleas on the hide of human nature. - Stephen King

He loves nature in spite of what it did to him. - Forrest Tucker

The power which resides in him is new in nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The earth has its music for those who will listen. - George Santayana

Heaven is under our feet as well as over our heads. - Henry David Thoreau

The heart of a father is the masterpiece of nature. - Antoine Francois Prevost

Controversy is part of the nature of art and creativity. - Yoko Ono

Art in nature is rhythmic and has a horror of constraint. - Robert Delaunay

I have lived long enough to satisfy both nature and glory. - Julius Caesar

In all things of nature, there is something of the marvelous. - Aristotle

Mountains are the beginning and the end of all natural scenery. - John Ruskin

Drive slow and enjoy the scenery. Drive fast and join the scenery. - Douglas Horton

There is not so variable a thing in nature as a lady's head-dress. - Joseph Addison

Study nature. Love nature. Stay close to nature. It will never fail you. - Frank Lloyd Wright

The first and fundamental law of nature is to seek out peace and follow it. - Thomas Hobbes

Beauty is the first present nature gives to a woman and the first it takes away. - Fay Weldon

Mankind, since the improvement of cookery, eats twice as much as nature requires. - Benjamin Franklin

Dreams come true; without that possibility nature would not incite us to have them. - John Updike

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

Only the brace know how to forgive. A coward never forgave; it is not in his nature. - Laurence Sterne

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman

By its very nature the beautiful is isolated from everything else. From beauty no road leads to reality. - Hannah Arendt

It is a brief period of life that is granted us by nature, but the memory of a well-spent life never dies. - Cicero

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

New Zealand was one of the most beautiful countries to drive through for the scenery and the vast scale of the place. - Louise Nurding

I'm always astonished by a forest. It makes me realise that the fantasy of nature is much larger than my own fantasy. - Gunter Grass

Each patient ought to feel somewhat the better after the physician's visit, irrespective of the nature of the illness. - Warfield Theobald Longcope

Men became scientific because they expected law in nature and they expected law in nature because they believed in a lawgiver. - Ravi Zacharias

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa

Miracle: An act or event out of the order of nature and unaccountable, as beating a normal hand of four kings and an ace with four aces and a king. - Ambrose Bierce


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