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Acoustic Hearing Aids thanks to Mike King

Acoustic Hearing Aids thanks to Mike King

Acoustic Hearing Aids thanks to Mike King

Acoustic Hearing Aids thanks to Mike King

Acoustic Hearing Aids thanks to Mike King

Acoustic Hearing Aids thanks to Mike King

Acoustic Hearing Aids thanks to Mike King

Acoustic Hearing Aids thanks to Mike King

Acoustic Hearing Aids thanks to Mike King

Acoustic Hearing Aids thanks to Mike King

Acoustic Hearing Aids thanks to Mike King

Acoustic Hearing Aids thanks to Mike King

Acoustic Hearing Aids thanks to Mike King

Acoustic Hearing Aids thanks to Mike King

Acoustic Hearing Aids thanks to Mike King

Acoustic Hearing Aids thanks to Mike King

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An army marches on its stomach. - Napoleon Bonaparte

A good soldier is a poor scout. - Cheyenne Proverb

Necessity makes the best soldiers. - Josephus

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

I am not a politician, but a soldier. - Idi Amin

In war, there are no unwounded soldiers. - Jose Narosky

Praise does wonders for the sense of hearing. - Unknown

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx

I now close my military career and just fade away. - Douglas MacArthur

Lawyers are the foot soldiers of our Constitution. - Rennard Strickland

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

Soldiers win the battles and generals get the credit. - Napoleon Bonaparte

All mothers have intuition. The great ones have radar. - Cathy Guisewite

Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value. - Marechal Ferdinand Foch

We come not to mourn our dead soldiers, but to praise them. - Francis A Walker

Where some states have an army, the Prussian army has a state. - Voltaire

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

Trouble knocked at the door, but, hearing laughter, hurried away. - Benjamin Franklin

If you play acoustic guitar you're the depressed, sensitive guy. - Elliott Smith

Be harmonious with each other, enrich the soldiers, ignore all others. - Septimius Severus

The art of conversation is the art of hearing as well as of being heard. - William Hazlitt

The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker

A standing army is one of the greatest mischiefs that can possibly happen. - James Madison

An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

When you don't share your problems, you resent hearing the problems of other people. - Chuck Palahniuk

The voice of the intellect is a soft one, but it does not rest until it has gained a hearing. - Sigmund Freud

It used to be that when all else failed, a guy went into the army; now he becomes a consultant. - Blackie Sherrod

I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives. - Billy Connolly

Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

The first who was king was a fortunate soldier: Who serves his country well has no need of ancestors. - Voltaire

I didn't know that painters and writers retired. They're like soldiers – they just fade away. - Lawrence Ferlinghetti

The pumpkin hearing, "Let's carve and scoop,"
Ran fast as he could, leaving pumpkin poop. - Shirley Thomas

The policemen or soldiers are only a gun in the establishments hand. They make the racist secure in his racism. - Huey Newton

To stand up on a stage alone with an acoustic guitar requires bravery bordering on heroism. Bordering on insanity. - Richard Thompson

I had a job selling hearing aids from door to door. It wasn't easy, because your best prospects never answered. - Bob Monkhouse

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller

Does America really need to be the best at everything? You already dominate the world in economics, military power and obesity. - Trevor Noah

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson


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