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Woman climbs Great Wall of China to avoid paying admission fee

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Wall Wok-her walks on cliff

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Climb every Mountie. - Dick Vosburgh

Hasty climbers have sudden falls. - Italian Proverb

When you reach the top, keep climbing. - Zen Aphorism

The height of cleverness is to conceal it. - Duc de la Rochefoucauld

Face your fears or they will climb over your back. - Frank Herbert

My weight is perfect for my height - which varies. - Unknown

I failed to make the chess team because of my height. - Woody Allen

Happiness makes up in height for what it lacks in length. - Robert Frost

It is a rough road that leads to the heights of greatness. - Seneca

A man's true height is determined by his thoughts and actions. - Unknown

Gastric Ulcer: Something you get mountain-climbing over mole hills - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

From the heights of these pyramids, forty centuries look down on us. - Napoleon Bonaparte

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height. - Casey Stengel

This dwarf still observes the world from his own self-imposed height. - Dejan Stojanovic

The height of your persistence will decide the height of your success. - Unknown

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths. - Steven Wright

You cannot climb the ladder of success dressed in the costume of failure. - Zig Ziglar

Climb mountains not so the world can see you, but so you can see the world. - David McCullough

You will see that it is easier to go down the social ladder than to climb it. - Albert Camus

Great is the height I must scale, but the prospect of glory gives me strength. - Propertius

Leaders don't set out to climb the ladder. They rise by lifting others up. - Jo Miller

After climbing a great hill, one only finds that there are many more hills to climb. - Nelson Mandela

A man never reaches that dizzy height of wisdom when he can no longer be led by the nose. - Mark Twain

We're all capable of climbing so much higher than we usually permit ourselves to suppose. - Octavia Butler

It isn't the mountains ahead to climb that wear you out; it's the pebble in your shoe. - Muhammad Ali

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

Continuity gives us roots; change gives us branches, letting us stretch and grow and reach new heights. - Pauline R. Kezer

When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out. - Erma Bombeck

Never measure the height of a mountain, until you have reached the top. Then you will see how low it was. - Dag Hammarskjold

You can't fall if you don't climb. But there's no joy in living your whole life on the ground. - Unknown

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

That which seems the height of absurdity in one generation often becomes the height of wisdom in the next. - John S Mill

A setback has often cleared the way for greater prosperity. Many things have fallen only to rise to more exalted heights. - Seneca

You'll be on your way up! You'll be seeing great sights! You'll join the high fliers who soar to high heights. - Dr. Seuss

To describe my mother would be to write about a hurricane in its perfect power. Or the climbing, falling colors of a rainbow. - Maya Angelou

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

Management is efficiency in climbing the ladder of success; leadership determines whether the ladder is leaning against the right wall. - Stephen Covey

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein

When a poet digs himself into a hole, he doesn't climb out. He digs deeper, enjoys the scenery, and comes out the other side enlightened. - Criss Jami


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