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Advantage of an Extra Long Straw

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Advantage of an Extra Long Straw thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Putting the last straw forward

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Stay hungry, stay foolish. - Steve Jobs

The secret to humor is surprise. - Aristotle

The fool wonders, the wise man asks. - Benjamin Disraeli

It is better to be a fool than to be dead. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Any fool can criticize, and many of them do. - Cyril Garbett

When fate arrives the physician becomes a fool. - Arabic proverb

There is nothing so practical as a good theory. - Kurt Lewin

The wise person questions himself, the fool others. - Henri Arnold

The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself. - Steve Martin

A genius from nine to five - a fool at the weekends. - Unknown

In growing old, we become more foolish - and more wise. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

That's the spirit - one part brave, three parts fool. - Christopher Paolini

First love is a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity. - George Bernard Shaw

A wise man learns by the mistakes of others, a fool by his own. - Latin Proverb

He who breaks a resolution is a weakling. He who makes one is a fool. - F.M. Knowles

The best way to convince a fool he is wrong is to let him have his way. - Josh Billings

He who will always be his own lawyer will often have a fool for a client. - J Hunter

The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool. - William Shakespeare

Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise man to be able to sell it. - Samuel Butler

Idealism, alas, does not protect one from ignorance, dogmatism, and foolishness. - Sidney Hook

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

Our fatigue is often caused not by work, but by worry, frustration and resentment. - Dale Carnegie

The story of Easter is the story of God's wonderful window of divine surprise. - Carl Knudsen

Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work - I merely inflict myself on the public. - Robert Morley

A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall

For courage mixed with prudence is not foolish,
And moderation betters recklessness. - Song of Roland

Until you're ready to look foolish, you'll never have the possibility of being great. - Cher

Frustration, although quite painful at times, is a very positive and essential part of success. - Bo Bennett

It never hurts a fool to appear before an audience, for his capacity is not a capacity for feeling. - Dale Breckenridge Carnegie

Education: that which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding. - Ambrose Bierce

He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot, but don't let that fool you, he really is an idiot. - Groucho Marx

It is better to remain silent at the risk of being thought a fool, than to talk and remove all doubt of it. - Maurice Switzer

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no use being a damn fool about it. - WC Fields

A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes. - Robert Frost

I'm into all that sappy stuff - a surprise picnic, nice dinner, or traveling. I'm kind of an old romantic. - Will Estes

The antidote to frustration is a calm faith, not in your own cleverness, or in hard toil, but in God's guidance. - Norman Vincent Peale

The practical importance of the preservation of our forests is augmented by their relations to climate, soil and streams. - John Muir

One disadvantage of being a hog is that at any moment some blundering fool may try to make a silk purse out of your wife's ear. - J.B. Morton

As a rule man is a fool,
When it's hot he wants it cool,
When it's cool he wants it hot,
Always wanting what is not. - Unknown

Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion... I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward. - Kurt Vonnegut


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