Advantage of an Extra Long Straw
Coming next - straw draw at the OK Corral
Putting the last straw forward
QuotaBillsA quiet fool is half a sage. - Yiddish Proverb
Only a fool knows everything. - Maasai Proverb
The fool wonders, the wise man asks. - Benjamin Disraeli
A fool and her money are soon courted. - Helen Rowland
That's the thing that broke the straw. - Archie Bunker
Expect nothing. Live frugally on surprise. - Alice Walker
Obedience is the highest practical courage. - Charles H Spurgeon
Showing off is the fool's idea of glory. - Bruce Lee
There is nothing so practical as a good theory. - Kurt Lewin
Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields
The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself. - Steve Martin
A learned fool is more foolish than an ignorant one. - Moliere
You can educate a fool, but you cannot make him think. - Talmud
That's the spirit - one part brave, three parts fool. - Christopher Paolini
When a fool has made up his mind, the market has gone by. - Spanish Proverb
First love is a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity. - George Bernard Shaw
Nature never makes any blunders. When she makes a fool she means it. - Archibald Alexander
I'd rather be an optimist and a fool than a pessimist and right. - Albert Einstein
A fellow who is always declaring he's no fool usually has his suspicions. - Wilson Mizner
Any lack of confidence in the economic future of the United States is foolish. - Herbert Hoover
When people ask if I do my own stunts, I always answer, "Not on purpose." - Billy Bob Thornton
Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work - I merely inflict myself on the public. - Robert Morley
The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. - Stanislaw Jerszy Lec
A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall
The young man who has not wept is a savage, and the old man who will not laugh is a fool. - George Santayana
He who will not reason, is a bigot; he who cannot is a fool; and he who dares not is a slave. - illiam Drummond
Frustration, although quite painful at times, is a very positive and essential part of success. - Bo Bennett
Even a wise man knows doubt from time to time, it is the fool who allows it to rule his judgement. - Jennifer Hudock
What a surprise to find you could shift the contents of your head like rearranging furniture in a room. - Lisa Alther
I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men - they are far superior and always have been. - William Golding
A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes. - Robert Frost
The antidote to frustration is a calm faith, not in your own cleverness, or in hard toil, but in God's guidance. - Norman Vincent Peale
Always remember money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. - Earl Wilson
Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain but it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving. - Dale Carnegie
The fence around a cemetery is foolish, for those inside can't come out and those outside don't want to get it. - Arthur Brisbane
The practical importance of the preservation of our forests is augmented by their relations to climate, soil and streams. - John Muir
Any fool can have a child. That doesn't make you a father. It's the courage to raise a child that makes you a father. - Barack Obama
May I say that I have not thoroughly enjoyed serving with humans? I find their illogic and foolish emotions a constant irritant. - Leonard Nimoy
One disadvantage of being a hog is that at any moment some blundering fool may try to make a silk purse out of your wife's ear. - J.B. Morton
Thirteen roadways lead through life
To thirteen doors of death,
Homeward from foolish fears and strife
We float on failing breath. - Tao