Advice For Married Men

One does not marry art. One ravishes it. - Edgar Degas

It is difficulties that show what men are. - William Hazlitt

Like that of leaves is a generation of men. - Homer

The graveyards are full of indispensable men. - Charles de Gaulle

Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them. - Samuel Palmer

In married life, three is company and two none. - Oscar Wilde

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. - Timothy Leary

Tell the men to fire faster and not give up the ship. - Captain James Lawrence

Men count up the faults of those who keep them waiting. - French Proverb

Men should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable. - Cher

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A little nonsense now and then, is cherished by the wisest men. - Ronald Dahl

I would rather be a beggar and single than a queen and married. - Queen Elizabeth I

Keep thy eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterward. - Thomas Fuller

Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more. - James Stephens

Leadership consists of picking good men and helping them do their best. - Chester W Mimitz

Marriage is like mushrooms: we notice too late if they are good or bad. - Woody Allen

I'd rather have 1% of the effort of 100 men than 100% of my own effort. - J Paul Getty

A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. - Grace Hansen

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

Monsters don’t exist. It’s men you should be afraid of, not monsters. - Niccolò Ammaniti

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men and women are created equal. - Elizabeth Cady Stanton

Labor disgraces no man. Unfortunately, you occasionally find men who disgrace labor. - Ulysses S. Grant

The history of free men is never really written by chance but by choice; their choice! - Dwight D Eisenhower

I should rather men ask why no statue has been erected in my honour, than why one has. - Marcus Porcius Cato

I've made a lot of grown men cry with laughter because I really am quite the joke. - Peta Wilson

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

We seldom give each other advice - I think that's the success of 25 years of marriage. - Laura Bush

Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. - Henry David Thoreau

Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction. - Blaise Pascal

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

The one quality that can be developed by studious reflection and practice is the leadership of men. - Dwight D Eisenhower

The praise we seek for our own virtues sometimes tempts us to flatter the imperfections of other men. - Norman MacDonald

Some men see things as they are and say why? I dream things that never were and say why not? - George Bernard Shaw

If this world is going to be reached, I am convinced that it must be done by men and women of average talent. - Dwight L. Moody

Men became scientific because they expected law in nature and they expected law in nature because they believed in a lawgiver. - Ravi Zacharias

The secret of many a man's success in the world resides in his insight into the moods of men and his tact in dealing with them. - J.G. Holland

There is no other way to guard yourself against flattery than by making men understand that telling you the truth will not offend you. - Niccolo Machiavelli

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. - Conan O'Brien

Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you. - Helen Rowland